Mario Was Always a Dog Anyways

If you’re going to dress up your male dog, you might as well throw him in an outfit that accurately reflects his interests. Since that would be the constant chasing of tail, a certain short, pudgy, Italian plumber more than fits the bill. With a price tag of $16.50 USD, this Mario-themed canine costume includes an instantly recognizable red shirt, button-adorned blue overalls, and a coordinating M-embellished hat. Luigi is also available if your pooch is more of a wingman, but the Princess Peach option is glaringly absent. That’s unfortunate because that would be perfect for your ex-girlfriend. Get it? Because she’s a bitch? … Oh, nevermind. I’ll quit rambling now. I need to go figure out who let the dogs out anyways.