This Halo Sword Tattoo Just May Give You a Splatter Medal
March 30, 2010 35 Comments
Jade loves Halo and Cez loves Jade so it only makes sense that Cez, a 3D modeler who just happens to be studying Games Design, would draw a Sangheili-themed sketch for her fanatical significant other. Featuring two Type-1 Energy Swords caught in mid-clash, this beautiful blue tattoo was permanently inked onto Jade’s lower back. I don’t see a Slice ‘N Dice going down from this particular body marking, butt I can see a Splatter happening in a heartbeat. Tell me you saw what I did there because I was waiting forever to crack that joke! Get it? Butt? Crack? Oh man, I’m laughing my ass off over here! Someone do a rimshot, stat!
Anyway, that is a really pretty tattoo.
A swordfight tattoo would have been more ironic if it had been on a guy. LOL
Awesome tattoo though!
I want to laugh. But since it’s coming from you, does that make it more funny. Or not funny.
Damn you gender norms! Your my least favorite culture trap!
Well looks like 3 people so far think sexism is ok. Jerks.
I think it was more the fact that you even brought it up.
That’s actually a pretty awesome tattoo.
I went for the sword lunge, but she got a bulltrue!
Do two swords mean she’s into double penetration?!?
Great looking tattoo, but a little to large for my tastes (should have fit in the space between the two handles). Still, high quality, great design and excellent execution!
I like it, the back and the tattoo.
Tramp stamp. Woo!
might as well be a bullseye hehe.
Best. Puns. On. Web.
Or not. ;o)
“What handkerchief?”
Best reference ever.
why thanks yous…
I just got a splatter spree!
Very nicely done!
lol, best target ever :D
A-maze-ing ^_^
A bit wide, don’t you think?
uh… she’s got a halo tattoo. She could put the entire Silent Cartographer layout back there for all I care. Again, she’s got a Halo tat.
True.
That’s very similar to my lightsaber on my spine! <3's!
Why isn’t she my girlfreind?
… Does that tattoo imply where to put your hands on?
O-kay, I got nothin’. Neg me as you see fit.
Not your the entirety of your hands, just your thumbs. wink, nudge
…damn I’m full of em tonight.
Wait, Cez drew the picture for HER significant other, Jade? They’re both chicks?
Hawt.
vehicular (wo)mansplatter.
Once you get a splatter spree, just keep [i]shooting[/i] to get more
Its on her lower back like a “Hold here” sign.
I think holding there will help give you a stronger lunge. It’ll keep you pulling the trigger again and again.
I’d also like to point out that the idea of sword clashing is very fitting. After all, you lunge and retreat…lunge and retreat…
Not bad at all. One of the better halo tats I’ve seen.
SO if they’re both chicks….how does that splatter joke even fit into the mix…:/
unless I made it more perverted then it really was..lol
You went there…
Cool
Actually that does not look good at all.
If a girl did that for me, I’d marry her on the spot (after I broke it in of course ;)