Princess Peach Was Always a Bitch Anyways
March 25, 2010 15 Comments
The last time we saw Parsnip, an adorable dachshund who enjoys modeling in her spare time, she was dressed up as everybody’s favorite pudgy, Italian plumber. This time around though she’s sporting something a little more gender appropriate. Showing off an adorable pink dress complete with a matching crown, both of which can be yours for $16.50 USD, this Princess Peach pooch getup has the power to instantly transform your dog into the biggest tease in the neighborhood. Unless I live in your area of course. Then she would have to settle for being the second bitchiest creature around.
Looks more like a male dog but ok, I appreciate your attempt at comedy.
If you read her profile, which I neglected to do with the first article, you will see Parsnip is in fact a female but ok, I appreciate your attempt at not being a jackass. ;)
Thanks I try not to be one.
LOL … all in good fun. :)
You can tell the gender of a dog by its face? You must be awesome.
You? Bitchy? Surely you jest. ¬¬
Parsnip looks a bit miserable. D:
She looks happier then the mario dress up.
Ba dum bum.
Clang.
Rofl nice =P
Love the title. Cute dog.
Crossdressing cosplaying dogs? 0_o
Oh that poor creature.
Just end its misery already.
Parsnip still looks delicious! …especially with some brown mustard and an ice-cold Budweiser.
I thought it was rather bitter.
Can she still bake cakes? How will Bowser know when to kidnap her otherwise?