Friday Caption Fun, Round 80

When I saw Team Control was the weekend’s double EXP playlist of choice, I was puzzled by its lack of romantic relevance. Then I realized it was the perfect analogy for a relationship, the constant struggle of taking control and attempting to hold your ground. I see what you did there Bungie! Whether you’re playing Team Control in real life or on Halo, right now it’s time for our weekly customary captioning. Up first is recapping last week’s responses, then we’ll look at a new Valentine-themed screenshot!

• “There wasn’t any headlight fluid and elbow grease, but there was a sale on flags at the store, 2 for 1.” (HellCat)
• “After dual wielding came to be in Halo 2, Bungie had to up things a notch for Halo 3.” (Gin)
• “Your mom likes Halo just like she likes her sex, two poles in her face at once!” (xxxJL AUDIOxxx)
• “Red proves once again why semaphore is a lost art circa-2552.” (Pete Cooper)
• “So that’s why those CTF games against MLG generals always seem to go so fast!” (JLay)
• “I don’t care what the download code said. My Special Edition flag doesn’t really look any better than the normal flag.” (ZZoMBiE13)
• “Someone tell this guy we’re playin’ Territories, not CTF.” (hongoasdf)
• “When Steve failed to find any Spartan Lasers, he was determined not to let his talents go to waste.” (L337MA573R)

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