Zero Punctuation: Mass Effect 2
February 17, 2010 24 Comments
February 17, 2010 16 Comments
One of the most decorated soldiers in the UNSC, Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 has a reputation for being the strong, silent type. Even reserved, cybernetically enhanced supersoldiers have a soft side though which is clearly evident in this spontaneous image captured over the romantic Valentine’s Day weekend. Wielding a bouquet of flowers and sporting what appears to be cookie hearts for eyes, I do believe this is the epitome of amore. And if I had to make a guess, the physical celebration of love and affection is probably one fight Master Chief doesn’t mind finishing time and time again.

February 16, 2010 12 Comments
Christmas may have come and gone, but that doesn’t mean we can’t revel in the awesomeness that is this Halo-themed holiday tree. Made by Lilikwee and adorned with everything from action figures to a headset to almost every type of UNSC and Covenant grenade imaginable, the decorated to the hilt evergreen is topped with a papercraft version of Cortana. There’s only one thing missing that I can see, and that’s something that belongs under the tree: a certain Spartan supersoldier’s nether regions in a box, a.k.a. the best Christmas gift ever.
February 16, 2010 22 Comments
IH3SotW (short for Inappropriate Halo 3 Screenshot of the Week) places heavy emphasis on the inappropriate. While each featured screenshot will be delightfully distasteful, some may be more subtle than others. I won’t bother explaining them since figuring it out for yourself will be half the fun. Every one taken from my personal Halo pr0n collection, I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!

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