Zero Punctuation: Mass Effect 2

Master Chief’s Romantic Side

One of the most decorated soldiers in the UNSC, Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 has a reputation for being the strong, silent type. Even reserved, cybernetically enhanced supersoldiers have a soft side though which is clearly evident in this spontaneous image captured over the romantic Valentine’s Day weekend. Wielding a bouquet of flowers and sporting what appears to be cookie hearts for eyes, I do believe this is the epitome of amore. And if I had to make a guess, the physical celebration of love and affection is probably one fight Master Chief doesn’t mind finishing time and time again.

Romantic Valentine's Day Master Chief

O Halo Tree, O Halo Tree

Halo Christmas Tree

Christmas may have come and gone, but that doesn’t mean we can’t revel in the awesomeness that is this Halo-themed holiday tree. Made by Lilikwee and adorned with everything from action figures to a headset to almost every type of UNSC and Covenant grenade imaginable, the decorated to the hilt evergreen is topped with a papercraft version of Cortana. There’s only one thing missing that I can see, and that’s something that belongs under the tree: a certain Spartan supersoldier’s nether regions in a box, a.k.a. the best Christmas gift ever.

Video Games Were to Blame

Greek philosopher Democritus once said, “Throw moderation to the winds, and the greatest pleasures bring the greatest pains.” This video, made by a gentleman who feels his past excessive gaming habits are to blame for his current less than optimal life status, reflects the wisdom behind that quote. He hints towards the poor decisions he’s made over the years and the loss of balance that slowly occurred within his existence, but are video games to blame or the lack of self control he exhibited when faced with the choice of indulging in his preferred form of entertainment or performing real life responsibilities? I think we can all learn from his life-altering mistakes but with the realization that the blame is inaccurately placed.

IH3SotW: Twigs ‘N Berries

IH3SotW (short for Inappropriate Halo 3 Screenshot of the Week) places heavy emphasis on the inappropriate. While each featured screenshot will be delightfully distasteful, some may be more subtle than others. I won’t bother explaining them since figuring it out for yourself will be half the fun. Every one taken from my personal Halo pr0n collection, I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!

Halo 3 Screenshot
Author: p4wned ur m0m

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