Friday Caption Fun, Round 81

Halo 3 ScreenshotI don’t know about you but it’s been one helluva week and I’m completely and utterly exhausted. I feel like a zombie, which is actually pretty appropriate considering this weekend’s double experience playlist of choice is Living Dead. You’re more than welcome to your fair share of brains but stick around and caption a bit before heading out, won’t you? We can recap last week’s responses and then check out a brand new Halo 3 screenshot. Fun fun!

  • “Caboose is trying desperately to come up with nice Valentine for Sheila.” (ZZoMBiE13)
  • “I swear I was next to the Chief in the urinals and it’s that big.” (Don A K Bab)
  • “Hey baby, you give me a heart-on.” (Das Kalk)
  • “The two-handed method is always the most efficient if you fart during your date.” (XMixMasterX)
  • “Heartdoken!” (The Flying Spartan)
  • “For your Valentine’s Weekend forecast, looks like we have a heart-shaped snowstorm moving in from the west. Perfect snuggling weather!” (SkelBrute)
  • “Valentine’s Tree: it’s like Christmas, only with a heart instead of a star and loneliness instead of presents.” (Mike)
  • “The blue Spartan felt that the only way he could truly confess his love and adoration was by doing the robot. It worked.” (Zerowind117)

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Twitter T&A Thursday: Gamertag Anagrams

Twitter T&A is where I ask your T(houghts) about various video game-related topics and you give me your A(nswers), all via Twitter. Sometimes serious, sometimes silly, they’re all 140 characters or less. You know what they say, less is more. Or something like that.

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Gamertag Anagrams
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Gamertag Anagrams
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Gamertag Anagrams
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Gamertag Anagrams

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Rated NM for Not Mature

Halo 3 Screenshot
Ur spelling is thiss bad seearrow

Master Chief Goes Down Under

Combining two elements to create a single entity is a common practice in the video game world as it allows you to pay homage to a duo of favorites. We’ve seen Master Chief coupled with an Italian plumber and also a fictional bobtail cat, but I do believe this is the first time I’ve seen him paired with a tailless marsupial. Featuring a typical Spartan body, everything on this rather unique custom action figure appears standard until you hit the head and realize it just happens to belong to a koala. I’m going to go out on a limb here and say this thing officially koalafies as weird. See what I did there? Koalafies? Lawlz. I’ll give you a break from the super funny jokes and let you revel in the awesomeness of the pictures now. Enjoy!

Koala Master Chief

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Clyde & Roy, the Halo Bobbleheads

As Halo 3 continues to age, the wear and tear starts to show, especially when it comes to user-created content. Videos are one area in particular that tend to see a continuous downward spiral in quality as time marches on. Many of my favorite series have gone on temporary hiatuses that tend to eventually become permanent, and finding gems, even on Machinima.com’s channel, grows more and more challenging. This budding series, called Clyde & Roy, shows promise though. Its pilot isn’t perfect; the deeper of the modified voices is difficult, and at times impossible, to understand, the story line is lacking, and comedic timing is slightly off. That being said, the imagery is unique, overall quality is high, and that’s enough to warrant a watch. Plus, I’m guessing after my introduction, you’ll be pleasantly surprised after hitting play. Seriously, what are you waiting for anyways? More words?

Source [halo.bungie.org]

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