Master Chief Goes on a Date

February 23, 2010 by 27 Comments

This video, officially titled “Master Chief goes on a Date with Stormtrooper“, follows the two science fiction-based characters as they embark upon a rather lighthearted excursion. While I typically strive to avoid any and all drama, I thought it was important to note I will be filing an official complaint against Adam Grumbo, its creator, for false advertising. Neither of the characters remove their armor, there is absolutely no getting it on, and the combining of intimate body parts is noticeably absent. What the fuck kind of date is that? Certainly none I have ever been on! So watch the video but only after I give it a new name: Master Chief Needs To Kick That Stormtrooper Bitch To The Curb And Find A Real Woman Instead. LIKE ME.

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Top Ten Peggle Pick-Up Lines

February 23, 2010 by 9 Comments

Peggle, a pachinko-esque puzzle game that involves clearing colored pegs off of carefully designed boards with a limited supply of balls, is strangely reminiscent of sex. Success on each level is marked with the playing of Ode To Joy, extravagant fireworks, a numerical bonus, and an inescapable mini-orgasm. With that in mind, it only makes sense that Peggle-specific pick-up lines could one day come in handy so I decided to draft a list of ten unique lines that could possibly help you score a real life climax instead of just one of the video game variety. Commit a few to memory and give them a try at your next LAN. I’m guessing they’ll be met with either an introduction to someone’s bedroom or a slap to the face. One or the other is going to happen though. I guarantee it!

Top Ten Peggle Pick-Up Lines

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Master Chief at the Olympics

February 22, 2010 by 40 Comments

Master Chief is a Spartan of few words thus his preferences with certain things are not always known. Sometimes however he wears his heart on his sleeve, a recent example of which is when he was spotted in Vancouver just hours after Sunday’s Canada vs. USA Olympic hockey game. Apparently he’s not always on the winning team though. Who’d a thunk?

Master Chief at the Olympics

*Image posted with permission.

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Master Chief Cookies

February 22, 2010 by 19 Comments

Master Chief Halo CookiesMaster Chief Halo Cookies

In some parts of the world, like my house, cookies are a form of currency, and denominations do not get much higher than this Halo-themed batch. Featuring Master Chief’s bust hand-painted upon almond royal icing, these delectable vanilla sugar cookies are sure to please the palate of absolutely any Spartan-adoring fan. They were a custom order for one very lucky gamer but if you live in the United States, you can order your own from the culinary geniuses over at Whipped Bakeshop. And should anybody inquire as to what you are doing with those delicious confectionery delights, just inform them, “Sir! Finishing this bite.”

*Images posted with permission.

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Oonsk Sighting!

February 21, 2010 by 25 Comments

Oonsk Sighting

Oonsk sighting as spotted by Overdoziz at I <3 Halo 3 Screenshots

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