Top Ten Peggle Pick-Up Lines
February 23, 2010 9 Comments
Peggle, a pachinko-esque puzzle game that involves clearing colored pegs off of carefully designed boards with a limited supply of balls, is strangely reminiscent of sex. Success on each level is marked with the playing of Ode To Joy, extravagant fireworks, a numerical bonus, and an inescapable mini-orgasm. With that in mind, it only makes sense that Peggle-specific pick-up lines could one day come in handy so I decided to draft a list of ten unique lines that could possibly help you score a real life climax instead of just one of the video game variety. Commit a few to memory and give them a try at your next LAN. I’m guessing they’ll be met with either an introduction to someone’s bedroom or a slap to the face. One or the other is going to happen though. I guarantee it!
I know it says you’ve used all ten balls, but I’ve actually got two more for you. In my pants.
Did you just use Lord Cinderbottom, or have you always been this hot?
Life without you would be like clearing all the blue pegs without touching the orange ones. Pointless.
I never need the Super Guide. I always know the exact spot to hit.
If you thought Splork made big explosions, you should see what I can do with my one eye.
I feel like I turned into one of the balls because I just can’t stop falling… for you.
One evening with me will give you more fireworks than Peggle Nights ever could.
I’m just like Challenge Mode. I get harder the longer you play with me.
I can’t get you the Purple Necklace achievement, but I’d be happy to give you a pearl one instead.
I would trade the 18.35 million Helix shot for just a single shot with you.