Top Ten Peggle Pick-Up Lines

Peggle, a pachinko-esque puzzle game that involves clearing colored pegs off of carefully designed boards with a limited supply of balls, is strangely reminiscent of sex. Success on each level is marked with the playing of Ode To Joy, extravagant fireworks, a numerical bonus, and an inescapable mini-orgasm. With that in mind, it only makes sense that Peggle-specific pick-up lines could one day come in handy so I decided to draft a list of ten unique lines that could possibly help you score a real life climax instead of just one of the video game variety. Commit a few to memory and give them a try at your next LAN. I’m guessing they’ll be met with either an introduction to someone’s bedroom or a slap to the face. One or the other is going to happen though. I guarantee it!

Top Ten Peggle Pick-Up Lines

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I know it says you’ve used all ten balls, but I’ve actually got two more for you. In my pants.

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Did you just use Lord Cinderbottom, or have you always been this hot? Lord Cinderbottom

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Life without you would be like clearing all the blue pegs without touching the orange ones. Pointless.

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I never need the Super Guide. I always know the exact spot to hit.

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SplorkIf you thought Splork made big explosions, you should see what I can do with my one eye.

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I feel like I turned into one of the balls because I just can’t stop falling… for you.

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One evening with me will give you more fireworks than Peggle Nights ever could.

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I’m just like Challenge Mode. I get harder the longer you play with me.Purple Necklace Achievement

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I can’t get you the Purple Necklace achievement, but I’d be happy to give you a pearl one instead.

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I would trade the 18.35 million Helix shot for just a single shot with you.

9 Responses to Top Ten Peggle Pick-Up Lines

  1. liphttam1 says:

    “If you thought Splork made big explosions, you should see what I can do with my one eye.”

    That would hurt if you forgot to take you soldier out of her base.

  2. xxxJL AUDIOxxx says:

    Is this why you play Peggle whenever you’re on now? Sounds like some hot action to me, I might have to give it a whirl now, I love when guys try to pick me up….I mean girls..yeah, the second one.

  3. Kato says:

    Oh, angel, you’re incorrigible! Pro-tip: if you do end up scoring with one of these pick-up lines, don’t forget to yell “DUDICAL!” when you’ve finished.

  4. pwkwsfi says:

    “I’m guessing they’ll be met with either an introduction to someone’s bedroom or a slap to the face. One or the other is going to happen though.”

    Why not both?

  5. ReverendTiki says:

    These are awesome! Even a family friendly game like Peggle isn’t safe from angel’s wrath of indecency.

  6. ComaToast says:

    Angel could probably corrupt The Incorruptible (ship in Ghosts of Onyx commanded by Voro ‘Mantakree for those of us who don’t know).

  7. Basic Paul says:

    “I can’t get you the Purple Necklace achievement, but I’d be happy to give you a pearl one instead.”

    LOL hahahah.

    I would happily face palm anybody who understands this and laugh out loud.

    • Basic Paul says:

      I mean, anybody who understands it and DOESN’T laugh out loud.

      • StephaBon says:

        I had a good smirk, but for the favor of other people in the room I remained silent. LOL. I will accept your facepalm, tho I don’t think it necessary

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