Master Chief Goes on a Date

This video, officially titled “Master Chief goes on a Date with Stormtrooper“, follows the two science fiction-based characters as they embark upon a rather lighthearted excursion. While I typically strive to avoid any and all drama, I thought it was important to note I will be filing an official complaint against Adam Grumbo, its creator, for false advertising. Neither of the characters remove their armor, there is absolutely no getting it on, and the combining of intimate body parts is noticeably absent. What the fuck kind of date is that? Certainly none I have ever been on! So watch the video but only after I give it a new name: Master Chief Needs To Kick That Stormtrooper Bitch To The Curb And Find A Real Woman Instead. LIKE ME.

27 Responses to Master Chief Goes on a Date

  1. Adam says:

    Ha… the sequel. Gotta find a cam with nightvision, paris hilton style.

  2. ComaToast says:

    Look at those people, acting like it was weird that a storm trooper and a spartan should be dating. Obviously some people haven’t broken the entertainment dating genre yet.

  3. Canuck-Errant says:

    What makes you think the girl is the stormtrooper? After all, the Spartan there is wearing red…

  4. ReverendTiki says:

    I thought MC was going out with Samus?

  5. t0rm3n7 says:

    huh, I live near that Amy’s ice cream place…

  6. Radius says:

    But what do they have in common?!

    Master Chief- A Supersoldier who will protect humanity at all costs with his amazing commbat skills.

    Stormtrooper- A conscript who oppresses rebels with his ability to fill the air with blaster bolts, but not hit anything.

    • ComaToast says:

      Exactly, they’re almost complete opposites, therefore they can use that cheesy line “You complete me” on each other all the time.

  7. F8L ERROR says:

    how do we know if the storm trooper is female?

  8. flurf says:

    To Massa Cheeb’s credit, the lasstrooper was riding the cotton pony at the time. There’s a lot of freaky shyte that that guy is into, but bloodworks is apparently just not one of them.

  9. one crazy idiot says:

    I figured this would find its way to your blog, Angel.

    You’re welcome:D

  10. liphttam1 says:

    The way the storm trooper was leaning on the wooden fence at the end makes her look like a girl.

  11. “Master Chief Needs To Kick That Stormtrooper Bitch To The Curb And Find A Real Woman Instead. LIKE ME.”
    Hahaha, this made me laugh real hard =P

  12. OUTERxLIMITS says:

    Oh…………………. My…………… God………………i will never be able to look at the chief like a badass ever again.

  13. Teryn says:

    I think my only problem with most MCs is that they’re simply not big enough. I won’t be happy until I see a 7+foot Master Chief at a convention. =D

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