February 9, 2010 by bs angel 16 Comments
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Filed under Halo Heaven, Video Games, Xtreme Xbox
You can’t sprint but you have great body armor. TRADE OFF!
If you have great BODY ODOR people sprint from YOU.
Oh noes you didn’t!
well if you think about it this way, the speed at which the Master Chief moves is already a sprint when compared alongside normal Marines…
So this is why MC is green, also…
I just imagined a turtle saying “Sir, finishing the fight” and then I squirted Powerade out of my nose and eyes.
Is not a happy.
Eyes? Sweet Jesus!
It’s actually a sport. Only with milk.
Cue the NBC PSA music–
“The More You Know”….
And thus, Dr. Hasley said, “He will be more important to the UNSC than a fleet of Destroyers, a thousand Junior Grade Lieutenants…”
But the tortoise will still beat the hare!
I don’t get it. Am judging by the comments, I’m an idiot.
Master chief is spartan 117 and the tortoise has a 117 on it’s back.
Tortoises’ are slow and can’t sprint and neither can master chief.
Now you know.
And knowledge is something that was supposed to happen but then it just got reduced to penis jokes.
I guess that also explains the age….
Wow, that’s a horrible joke.
lol heavy armor and u get slow and cant run and yes lol still u beat the hare! xD
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You can’t sprint but you have great body armor. TRADE OFF!
If you have great BODY ODOR people sprint from YOU.
Oh noes you didn’t!
well if you think about it this way, the speed at which the Master Chief moves is already a sprint when compared alongside normal Marines…
So this is why MC is green, also…
I just imagined a turtle saying “Sir, finishing the fight” and then I squirted Powerade out of my nose and eyes.
Is not a happy.
Eyes?
Sweet Jesus!
It’s actually a sport. Only with milk.
Cue the NBC PSA music–
“The More You Know”….
And thus, Dr. Hasley said, “He will be more important to the UNSC than a fleet of Destroyers, a thousand Junior Grade Lieutenants…”
But the tortoise will still beat the hare!
I don’t get it. Am judging by the comments, I’m an idiot.
Master chief is spartan 117 and the tortoise has a 117 on it’s back.
Tortoises’ are slow and can’t sprint and neither can master chief.
Now you know.
And knowledge is something that was supposed to happen but then it just got reduced to penis jokes.
I guess that also explains the age….
Wow, that’s a horrible joke.
lol heavy armor and u get slow and cant run and yes lol still u beat the hare! xD