Friday Caption Fun, Round 79
February 5, 2010 67 Comments
If you’re into the whole double serving of EXP thing, you’ll be interested in knowing this weekend’s official offering is called Maption Sack and serves up the fun on various community created maps. Last time I played in a playlist like that, I unabashedly stated, “This map fucking sucks balls” only to find out the map’s creator was actually in the party. Yeah, awkward. So while I’ll be avoiding those festivities, I’m totally up for some captioning. Let’s recap last week’s answers and then dissect a brand new picture!
- “All I’m saying is that the Halo MythBusters need to retest this one!” (SPOC)
- “Steve had trouble differentiating Sex and Halo and as such reverted to his old bedroom tactic of just firing in random directions in hopes of hitting the right spot. Needless to say, it worked.” (Arby)
- “Auto-aim? Why I’ve never heard of such a thing, sir!” (JLay)
- “I didn’t know Cheney played Halo…” (Queen 0f Blades)
- “Annie-043 was a good shot but a bit of a showoff.” (Anton P. Nym)
- “BWU: Urk confirms the misplaced reticule from the Reach screenshot was not due to a glitch.” (NOKYARD)
- “Mom told me she had eyes in the back of her head to watch me. She just never told me that she played Halo too.” (Spade)
- “But you had something the others didn’t have, something nobody saw but me. Can you guess?” (Nuclear Pi)
I can guess. The answer is two flags! Oh wait, wrong screenshot. I guess we’re moving on to the next one a little earlier than anticipated. There are a plethora of ways you can go with this rather unique image so choose one (or ten) and phrase it in the form of a witty caption please. Off you go!
Author: Sega iz Pro
Screw you, gravity.
Red team marching band flag bearer for macey’s parrade
Flag taken, flag taken.
“there wasnt any headlight fluid and elbow grease but there was a sale on flags at the store, 2 for 1″
You sire, win.
Damn it! I was about to suggest that XD
John had it all, he had two flags and he was on a breakaway from the blue team. If only he had looked before he jumped.
After dual wielding came to be in Halo 2, Bungie had to up things a notch for Halo 3.
WIN!
“You thought flag running was annoying before, try listening to it twice as much”
“In an attempt to shorten time spent in Multi-flag, bungie decided to add a second flag”
“In a vein attempt to obtain recon, red did the impossible and grabbed two flags at once. Unfortunately he realized he was 5 month too late”
ODST Steve’s long lost SPARTAN cousin had been revealed: FlagHog-1337.
Ahehe, hehe… Oh, I fail at captions… :(
Double the fun! Double the pleasure!
Your mom likes Halo just like she likes her sex, 2 poles in her face at once!
Flag taken, flag taken, flag lost, flag lost, flag taken, flag taken, flag lost, flag lost, lag taken, flag taken, flag lost, flag lost, flag taken, flag taken, flag lost, flag lost.
AGHHHHHH!!!!!!
It’s as annoying to read as it is to hear. Thumbs, up? For accuracy?
If only doubling up on everything was this much fun… what’s that? IT IS?! brb
Red proves once again why semaphore is a lost art circa-2552.
So that’s why those CTF games against MLG generals always seem to go so fast!
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Red Team’s game plan worked well, because “Operation Double Penetration” was a resounding success.
Camera Speed Fail
Hyper Speed Win
Do you often grab the flag and think, “Man, I am running way too fast”, well thanks to our new double flag feature you can run at a snails crawl!
Archived Spartan Photo, Codename: DaVinci flight trials.
Double your pleasure
Spartan ski poles
Overcompensation: Your doing it wrong
I can has another flag?
Spartan flag girls
MC always remembers to bring back enough souvenirs for eveyone
First weapon horde, now flag horde?
Mommy, look what I found!
MC Thanksgiving day parade float
Ok, they may not all be gems, but here are you ten Angel
“Getting air: Check. Keeping air: Flap them flags like wings!”
Obvious hax is obvious.
All your flags are belong to us!
Ha ha Biatch I got 2 of your flags! Pwnd!
Bungie recently hosted a halo contest for the colour blind and unusually stubborn. This is their winner.
There’s a fine line between confidence and arrogance. This guy crossed it long ago.
I can’t wait to shake these babies and show em off.
(that’s what she said?)
Dual wielding flags brings new meaning to the term ‘double beatdown’.
Typical BS Angel, never satisfied with just one flag pole.
You know what I say, the more the merrier!
26th Century Red Bull gives you these instead.
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“Under the bridge downtown / I could not get enough” -RHCP
Red had always wondered why he couldn’t just walk his teams flag back to base, and after a last second stop he just decided to do it.
FLAGS TAKEN.
Flag(s) Captured.
HAXORS!!1!!!!!!111
After a drawn out Game Stop reservation snafu, Red finally got compensated for his trouble and gleefully accepted their offer of two copies for the trouble.
If you take the blue flag… I’ll show you…
Wait… I mean…
Bob? Why are there two blue flags? Did props get the order wrong?
My mistake, this is incredibly embarrassing. Can I get you a water? Fresca? Scone?
“All I’m saying is this: if both of the flags are blue, they won’t know which one is really theirs! They’ll never see it coming!”
Bottle of blue clothes dye: $20
Winning the match 6-nil: priceless
Double fisting: CTF style
It says magnum on that codpiece for a reason…
First Double EXP weekends, now Double Flag Fridays!
After ingesting Covenant Space pickle juice, Red Spartan -knew- that he could finish the fight against gravity, and even get the two flags (which did not seem to be screaming) back.
Crap, I know. But I’m british, and not good at humour.
So sue me.
“When you buy Halo: Reach from Sam’s Club, you get a code that allows flag capturing IN BULK!! Pre-Order now!!”
“I don’t care what the download code said. My Special Edition flag doesn’t really look any better than the normal flag.”
“Yes, I’d like everyone to try my new game variant. It’s based on my Harry Potter fan fic and it’s called ‘Double Flag Slitheryn Extreme Quidditch’. The skull plays the role of the snitch!”
Somewhere in America, a shopping mall is missing a pair of Veteran’s Day banners.
Y play 1 flag ctf when u can play 1 sided 2 flag ctf
im dual wieldin my blue team flags, im gunna go an a beat down spree
When Steve failed to find any Spartan Lasers, he was determined not to let his talents go to waste.
I’m seeing double – 4 flags!
Halo: Reach was so popular it eventually became an Olympic Sport. Unfortunately the sport was Rhythmic Gymnastics.
Tired of losing due to the competition listening in on their communications, Red Team resorted to semaphore for their call-outs.
Yes! Color Guard FINALLY paid off! And they said I was stupid for waving a flag around. Look who’s saving humanity now.
Someone nerf the flags, they have way too much range in akimbo!
Double Flag! – Triple Flag! – OVERFLAG! – Flagtacular!…
While I’m Here – Flagionare?
Two for one on Flags! Sorry, Headlight Fluid is all out
Last week really spoiled my weekend
“Wait, if that’s the blue flag next to me, then who’s flag am I holding?”
Red might have miscalculated when he decided to use the blue flags to pole vault the gap.
Before he jumped, Red decided it would be a good idea to take a spare with him in case the first one didn’t work.
I CAN FL….OH SHIT!!!!
Two Flags? Anything else he has two of?
Noobs, those over confident noobs…
And I thought your mom was the only one capable of dual wielding flags
The MLG flag glitches started to get out of hand
Red team was so cocky that they brought 2 flags back, 1 to capture and the other for their pink spartan to pole dance
Just when you had enough of repetitively hearing “Flag Stolen! Flag Dropped!” this happens.
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Please, for the love of god, don’t have Vaseline on these…
Man, this is awesome. I hope I don’t get noobtubed.
“This gives a whole new meaning to Multi-Flag CTF”
“You defy the mathematical odds, programming codes and whatnot, and manage to steal not one, but TWO flags… and you had to ruin it by jumping off”
“Someone tell this guy we’re playin’ Territories, not CTF”
That’s it, I’m dry.
The game is Narrows CTF. There’s twenty seconds left with Blue team winning 2-1. Someone has to go clutch. As the Go For Launch RvB PSA dictates;
“Wait a second… why couldn’t we do this before? We had two hands.”
“Huh… I guess no one ever thought to try.”