The Unofficial Inappropriate Halo: Reach Emblem Contest
February 2, 2010 38 Comments
The artistic among us have been submitting their original artwork to Bungie’s official Halo: Reach emblem contest in hopes of one day seeing their unique creation grace the arms of many a matchmaking Spartans. Inspired by those who made last week’s Weekly Update but whose submissions were ultimately deemed invalid, I’m excited to announce a fun little activity called the Inappropriate Halo: Reach Emblem Contest. Perhaps your creation was a bit too risqué for the virtual battlefield but that just means it’s perfect for our festivities. The rules are simple: compose a standard Halo emblem that is tasteless, unseemly, and all sorts of inappropriate. Entries will be accepted until February 6th so read the rules after the jump, dust off that Paint program, and go doodle some noodles!
- Just like Bungie’s contest, your emblem must consist of only two colors and must be able to be identified if the secondary portion is toggled off. Unlike Bungie’s contest, there is no chance whatsoever your emblem will appear in Halo: Reach. This activity is for fun and the only place your creation will be seen is on this website.
- Send entries to hawtymcbloggy [at] gmail [dot] com, subject line INAPPROPRIATE HALO: REACH EMBLEM CONTEST. You may submit as many entries as you like, but please send only one entry per email.
- Entries will be accepted until Saturday, February 6th at 11:59 pm PT. The winner (and a gallery of all submissions should the numbers support it) will be announced on Monday, February 8th.
- The winner will receive three sets of Gamer Valentines: The 1337 Set, Pick-Up Lines Set 1, and Pick-Up Lines Set 2. Unfortunately I can’t guarantee delivery by Valentine’s Day but I will do everything I can to get them in your hands as quickly as possible.
- Please do not confuse inappropriate with flagrantly offensive. Anything that is derogatory towards race, religion, sexual orientation, and things of the like will be disqualified from not only this contest but all future contests on this site.
- This contest is open to all regions.
- Questions and related inquiries may be sent to hawtymcbloggy [at] gmail [dot] com.
Unofficial for now, but Bungie might post it up on their main page, cos they love you so much.
Uh yeah, I don’t see that happening with this contest, LOL …
Angel loves NSFW. Remember her New Year Resolution? (NEED MORE PENIS)
It was actually “GET MORE PENIS”
I remember, and I checked.
Lol well it actually did happen.
Looks like Bungie has a sense of humor.
Theres going to be way to many dongs, and way to many bewbs.
I don’t get the middle one. Whats the deal?
I’m not sure if that was supposed to be a reply to me or not. But all the pictures are from bungie.net.
There can never be too many bewbs :)
I kinda feel like I am sending in to much,
But yes there can be, I wouldn’t want to be suffocated by them.
i would love to be suffocated in boobs:D
Total Recall fan?
No. I don’t know what that is.
No I meant the middle picture. The one with AB.
I was talking about the middle picture. I’m pretty sure it’s by bungie as an example for there real emblem contest.
My best guess is a visual representation of masturbating.
oh ok never done it THAT way before. Guess Ill try a new technique…..jk jk
I’m not entirely sure, but I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be a can of beer. My best guess is that “AB” is meant to be “Anheuser Busch”. I mean seriously, angel, who gets “AB” tattooed on his penis?
Oh, good point. I guess I do tend to see penis whether there’s penis or not. Oops!
Smooth.
So that’s how your “video” ended up on the interwebz?
Oh, and P.S.
I’ll hop to this. I <3 digital art.
Real art, not so much. It's meh to me.
The AB form a penis, with the A forming the shaft, and the ‘B’ creating the testes. The horizontal of the ‘A’ creates the area that is the head of the penis. And all this is disguised in an innocent can of beer.
See, I knew there was a penis in there somewhere!
AB=Alcoholic Beverage.
It was posted in a B.net thread.
Lol, I guess I over-thought it a tad. I was still technically correct, though :D
I’m struggling to see what the first image is.
Can someone help me out?
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my guess is a loaded colon. creative, but ew.
Duck penis
I think… XD
The lower half resembles a flaccid uncircumcised penis. Don’t know what they were going to do with the top though… I suppose there is probably a background that can make it go away… or something.
for the second one, look at it sideways.
Angel, this made the front page of Bnet! :D
lol, I was the one that sent the drumstick (one on right) to bungie, and I’m proud. Do I have to send it to you again, or will you count this as an entry?
Go ahead and send it to me please. My memory is not the best so if it’s not in my inbox, I will likely forget. Thank you much!
…You fool… Do you have any idea what you have done…?
o_o
I believe she does
The second one is a beer can. Cos Bungie said that Harrison’s mom would nt approve. And as i remembered, Harrison’s mom wrote to Bungie concerning alcohol.