That Is One Geeky Sweater Vest
January 6, 2010 22 Comments
Happy Seamstress knit a Mario-themed sweater vest that could easily win her two different awards, one being the best wife of the year and the other involving successfully making the geekiest article of clothing known to mankind. A rather large project that involved designing a ten-page knitting chart, hand dyeing a portion of the yarn used, and then the knitting itself, the final product depicts Level 1-1 from the original NES Mario Bros. game seamlessly across her husband’s torso and back. The best thing about this garment is easily the fact that Mario is preparing to consume a Super Mushroom because we all know what happens next. That’s right, someone’s gonna get big. And believe me, that’s always a good thing.
i hope i never see anyone wearing this.
I concur tiki
Ugly Nintendo Anniversary Sweater.
i hope i never see that particular man wearing it
I can has? Not to wear, but to hang on my wall as a piece of art.
Yea, but sweater vests are chick magnets. Amirite?
You know it. Mr. Rogers was always the talk of the neigborhood.
hott
Am I the only person who sees the nerdy white friend of Malcom’s from Malcom In The Middle?
I was going to ask if that was Daniel Radcliffe, but now that you mention it, yes!
I bet he’s a hit with the ladies. But then again, they’re always in another castle….
HAH!
Harry Potta
That’s a rather odd pipe placement in the back…
I was thinking that too. It’s probably one you can’t enter though. Or not.
One you can’t enter through? No such thing…not if you push down hard enough.
I’m pretty sure that was vomit that just came up my throat. Thanks for that.
That simply looks amazing, but I really think Mario consuming a power flower would have a much hotter result.
Just saying.
That fucking rocks! I would wear it, but I’m confident enough to tell people to gobble my cock if they talked smack. I would totally rock that…with some shell toe Adidas….old school at its best!! But, that guy couldn’t pull it off, he kinda resembles Bill Gates.
He would be Bill Gates with a mushroom head.
Ok, did I just notice a connection?
remember it’s not the sweater vest but the one wearing it….
I so want one! I’d wear that s-o-b everywhere!
To WalMart
To the park
To work
To your house
To my house
To bed
And when people point and laugh, I’d toss fireballs at them and make them my Koopa-bitch!