Friday Caption Fun, Round 74

Halo 3 ScreenshotI was all ready to tell you about this weekend’s Mythic Brawl Double Experience playlist except I just finished listening to Lone Wolf (the newly released audio file for Halo: Reach) and now my brain is a useless pile of mush. As a courtesy I won’t even mention the current state of my pants. So let’s forgo the chit chat and listen to the song again. Caption, I meant caption! Oh forget it, here’s last week’s responses already. :reaches for the play button:

  • “Don’t laugh! My mom says we are all special in our own way!” (mendicantbias00)
  • “Yes, I did it myself. I needed an excuse for all the missed shots!” (Louis Wu)
  • “Purple was so excited about a surprise new custom weapon from ODST to be put into multiplayer, but was thoroughly saddened when it happened to be Romeo’s sniper.” (Oddsock)
  • “Look on the bright side: if you’re lucky, it can hit that “spot” easier.” (L337MA573R)
  • “If Picasso designed weapons” (Gnome)
  • “After reading “Excalibur”, Purple thought he’d try a “Sniper in the Stone” approach to weapon placement. Results were not as fruitful as he’d hoped they’d be.” (ZZoMBiE13)
  • “I’m leaving the Rookie bad feedback on Ebay. Jerk.” (SonofMacPhisto)
  • “Blame Stosh.” (Ny Hitman 0401)

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Twitter T&A Thursday: VGAs

Twitter T&A is where I ask your T(houghts) about various video game-related topics and you give me your A(nswers), all via Twitter. Sometimes serious, sometimes silly, they’re all 140 characters or less. You know what they say, less is more. Or something like that.

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Sometimes I Wish My Life Was Like Mario Kart

Turtle Shell Traffic

Source [Pixelated Geek]

Copper Chief

Copper Master Chief

What do Master Chief and the metal copper have in common? In their purest forms they’re both soft and easily worked with a surface that turns pinkish in color when freshly-exposed. That’s why abstract artist gigaguy123′s latest project, which involved the melding of the two, makes perfect sense. Starting with a pristine copper sheet, he pressed out a preselected design and then stained it until it bore more than a slight resemblance to our favorite Spartan supersoldier. The standard Halo 2 pose is a bit tired and true in my opinion but the art of manipulating something until it is hard and beautiful is something I will always appreciate, and this piece is no exception.

*Image posted with permission; mental pictures now placed in your heads, not so much.

IH3SotW: How To Make Purple

IH3SotW (short for Inappropriate Halo 3 Screenshot of the Week) places heavy emphasis on the inappropriate. While each featured screenshot will be delightfully distasteful, some may be more subtle than others. I won’t bother explaining them since figuring it out for yourself will be half the fun. Every one taken from my personal Halo pr0n collection, I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!

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Author: crowsman

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