Hey, You Forgot the Power Glove!

Wearing gloves during lengthy gaming sessions helps you keep a nice, firm grip on your controller while also combating the development of unsightly blisters so I’m thinking this craigslist user may be on to something. Requesting a casual hand and blow job encounter, the only requirement beyond being of the female persuasion is sporting a Nintendo Power Glove. Heck, I’m game. I wouldn’t even have to wash my hands afterwards! :books flight to Montreal:

Power Glove Handjob

Source [Geekologie]

Grin + Bear It: Xmas

Are you looking for action, adventure and romance? Then go watch a film because this is a regular weekly offering to the gods of innuendo and lolz, brought to your face by the always funny Grin + Bear It. Read on as The Chief, Hayabusa and Recon (plus the occasional special guest) have more bollock-dangling fun than you can shake a boomstick at!

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These Sims Are Caught in a Bad Romance

If you thought the only entertaining things to do with your Sims 2 characters were starving them to death, scoring multiple spouses, or uncovering their not so detailed sexual anatomy, clearly you aren’t as creative or passionate as Danny who recently redid Lady GaGa’s Bad Romance video in the super sexy Sims style. The thought of virtual representations telling you they want your love is so enticing that you’ve probably already pushed play and aren’t even reading this anymore. That’s ok though, the only other thing I was going to tell you is that I want your vertical stick. Another day perhaps.

Source [BuzzFeed]

Guest Article: The Making of the Halo Periodic Table

Halo Periodic Table

By Halcylon

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Almost five months ago, bs angel came to me with a project that had not been completed but started a few times. It was a periodic table of Halo elements. I went back and looked at the previous entries she had posted to review some of the other tables (Xbox games and video game characters). I reviewed the design, layout, and overall functionality of these tables. When angel told me that she’d like to see this completed, I broke into a sweat. This was going to be, by far, the largest project either of us had ever worked on. I didn’t think I was up to it.

Seeing that she had laid out all the elements in alphabetical order, I grabbed “Ac” as it was the first one and noodled with designs, eventually coming to the conclusion that this needed to be something special. I didn’t want just panels with graphics in the middle… I wanted more.

So I thought for a second and decided to create a plate for the element to rest on and from there began to craft each image into a false-3D replica of itself. This was easy at first. I took known graphics and renders and dumped them onto the plate. After some time however, angel and I realized that not only were some of these abstract concepts, but some were maps and locations. I have to say that the maps and locations by far were the hardest to craft, but coming up with how to portray abstract concepts like n00b and camping were seemingly impossible. It’s a wonderful feeling knowing that we not only came up with adequate visual representations for those abstract tiles but also that we made them recognizable.

Today I’m proud to unveil the final stage of the Halo Periodic Table. The image is done, the tiles are available, and now the site is up and running. Together with angel and Mike Blazek of calliope epic, we’ve come up with the best way to display not only the elements and titles, but also the descriptions and even some easter eggs.

Please, enjoy this to its full potential! Halo Periodic Table Site

The $484,000 Nintendo Wii

Gold Wii

Some females are so high maintenance that they require a ridiculously flashy ring upon their finger before accepting a relationship-based commitment. Others, like myself, are a little more laid-back and readily accept other diamond-encrusted items in its place. Take the Nintendo Wii Supreme for instance. Adorned with over 2,500 grams of solid 22ct gold with front buttons that flaunt 78 individual diamonds, this understated limited edition console reflects just as much love as a standard engagement ring in my humble opinion. Its £299,995 ($484,000) price tag may be slightly intimidating but as the popular saying goes, love knows no monetary bounds. Or something like that.

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