Friday Caption Fun, Round 74
December 18, 2009 117 Comments
I was all ready to tell you about this weekend’s Mythic Brawl Double Experience playlist except I just finished listening to Lone Wolf (the newly released audio file for Halo: Reach) and now my brain is a useless pile of mush. As a courtesy I won’t even mention the current state of my pants. So let’s forgo the chit chat and listen to the song again. Caption, I meant caption! Oh forget it, here’s last week’s responses already. :reaches for the play button:
- “Don’t laugh! My mom says we are all special in our own way!” (mendicantbias00)
- “Yes, I did it myself. I needed an excuse for all the missed shots!” (Louis Wu)
- “Purple was so excited about a surprise new custom weapon from ODST to be put into multiplayer, but was thoroughly saddened when it happened to be Romeo’s sniper.” (Oddsock)
- “Look on the bright side: if you’re lucky, it can hit that “spot” easier.” (L337MA573R)
- “If Picasso designed weapons” (Gnome)
- “After reading “Excalibur”, Purple thought he’d try a “Sniper in the Stone” approach to weapon placement. Results were not as fruitful as he’d hoped they’d be.” (ZZoMBiE13)
- “I’m leaving the Rookie bad feedback on Ebay. Jerk.” (SonofMacPhisto)
- “Blame Stosh.” (Ny Hitman 0401)
That Stosh. It’s always his fault, isn’t it? I don’t even know what’s going on in the following screenshot but I wouldn’t be surprised if he had something to do with this too. While I know where the blame lies, I know little else so why don’t you fill me in, preferably in the form of a witty caption please!
Author: Mahcks
Mr Anderson so good to see you.
It either reminds me or The matrix or charlies angels
“Psst, Jimmy, you sure this will stop the Hunters from shooting us?” “Put it this way, wrost case scenario is that they dance with us.”
the engineer dance party ended badly with the covenant invading
Meanwhile, back in Tayari Plaza, the surviving workers attempt to avert their gaze as Dare removes her helmet.
Pwning Brutes. Through the medium of DANCE!!
aww which one of you farted.
“All the Single Ladies”
Epic win!!!
It appears the Jets and the Sharks have joined forces against the Covenant.
EPICER WIN!!!
It’s fun to stay at the YMCA…
Drat, I forgot I’m not the only musical dinosaur here… *shakes fist at Louis*
— Steve
I know right. I was just about to make the same joke.
Oooh you UGLY!
“Your bullets cannot harm me — my wings are like a shield of steel!”
Batfink right?
Yup.
Come on Mike! You´re doing it wrong!
It´s Left 80degrees, Right 180 degrees and and Back 3 feet!
Not Left 90 degrees, Right 190 degrees and Back 2 Feet!
Bungie coded the Civilians in ODST to instinctively shield their faces and move away, upon sighting Dare.
While waiting on the Cheif to save the day, the workers practice their electric slide.
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Everyone figured out at the exact same time what the girls were using the cup for.
Bungie has announced that Reach will be a First Person Dancer Game.
Confirmed; Bungie’s next project is “Choreography Hero”.
— Steve
PS: Y’know, I don’t doubt that someone’s going to get to that eventually now that “DJ Hero” is out and Natal is on the horizon. I don’t think it’d be the game for me, but then again neither is “Rock Band” so that’s no obstacle.
“Dun-DUN-daaaah! (Dramatic workers are dramatic.)”
— Steve
The Flood began infecting humans to the sound of Thriller.
dang it, I thought I should’ve read the other posts first
And we can dance! S-A-F-E-T-Y
It’s their interpretation of the “Safety Dance”. In this case, they’re all turning their safetys off in synchronization.
“After seeing Mr Recon’s bent barrel, they reacted as all men would. With sympathy pain.”
When good Village People go bad…
HARDHATS ASSEMBLE!!! It’s time to show these alien jerkheads what this labor union is made of!
P.S. My comment got mentioned, omfg! :D
Who farted? (Blame Stosh)
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The contractors took it as a challenge when Master Chief told them they couldn’t dance.
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“We don’t want to look, but we MUST!”
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…and 5 and 6 and 7 and 8 and shimmy, now turn…
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Synchronized target shooting never made its way into the Olympics, but that didn’t stop Ned and his friends from carrying on their dreams.
Stan: I think I just got served.
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*Un tiss Un tiss Un tiss*
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“Put mah hands up, their playing mah song, it’s a party in the USA”
You are brilliant…but your reference to Miley makes me hate you. =D
you’re about to get a synchronized asswhoopin’
I dont know why, but that made me laugh.
Synchronized suicide was a fad that was picked up in 2497.
We’ve replaced the black capes of these 4 dancing Dracula wannabes with hard hats…. let’s see if they notice.
Ladies and Gentlemen!! Welcome to America’s Best Dance Crew!
OMG! OMG! OMG! Chick’s a dude!
Wanting to show that they meant business, the safety team employed pistols during their “cough into your elbow” portion of the H1N1 Contamination Prevention Session.
“In the Navy!”
You get a thumb off the up variety.
Despite working in an area where noxious fumes are a very real risk (a chilli factory. Yes it comes from a factory) the company was to cheap to shell out for gas masks. Instead they advised workers to cover their noses and yell “THIS ISN’T HAPPENING!” as loud as possible.
“Bela Lugosi impersonators aggressively go on strike today after an accident last week that…”
“Conformity is such a funny thing…”
The workers cringe at the sight and possible bio-hazard of the arbiter when his interesting concoction of a sandwich completely digests.
No we are not going to play tag with the flood! They win all the time.
Oh god that’s what a Schizno looks like!
its shizno.
That this is thriller, thriller night
‘Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try
Thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a
Killer, diller, chiller, thriller here tonight
That was my first thought the instant I saw it.
dang it!!!
In the grim darkness of the not-so-far future, there is only YMCA.
The new screenshot reveals that Bungie will be going back to its roots with Halo: Reach, reintroducing the fan favorite “BoB’s.” In order to fully indice nostalgia, they will even be given the same animations.
Dammit, indice=induce. Why can’t we have an edit button?
Synchronized Pistol-Whupping Powers…ACTIVATE!
WE. ARE. DEVO.
Synchronized pistol-whip powers, ACTIVATE!
After watching Twilight New Moon, It was pretty clear the workers were all for “Team Edward”.
This is why you can’t include “Easter Eggs” of Marty dancing to techno. People just take it too far!!
~B.B.
“Maybe if we do the Thriller dance, the Flood won’t notice us…”
“…and then they entered the final chamber, where the Brute Pimp lay, indulging in pleasures with his insubordinates that they regretted witnessing. Naturally they didn’t last long.”
…and this is Thriller, Thriller night…
Traxus’ famed Ninja Magnum Corps had finally come for us.
Gun-Kata opens on Broadway!
We’re men… manly men… we’re men in tights…. yes! We roam around the forest looking for fights… We’re men, we’re men in tiiiiiiiiights… We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that’s right!
I know that I can’t take no more
It ain’t no lie
I wanna see you out that door
Baby, bye, bye, bye…
Bye Bye
Don’t wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two
You may hate me but it ain’t no lie,
Baby, bye, bye, bye…
and here we see the pistol-wielding hard-hatted construction worker displaying pack behavior
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This new screenshot of Reach confirms the old over-powered pistol is back and balanced by increasing the strength and time it takes to cock it.
“Wait, is he…?”
“Yeah.”
“Oh… oh god…”
1. “We are assassins!” *hissing noise*
2. “SPARTANS!”
When threatened homogenious constructionous become violent.
“it’s just a jump to the left, and a step to the riii-iight!”
I hate you for saying it first but still love you for saying it
Civilian A: “This new detergent is great!”
Civilian B: “I know! I can’t stop smelling myself!”
The Ninja Perk took on a different meaning when Call of Duty was crossed with Halo
Blasphemer! Thou shalt not preach abominations unto the Halo!
“Cuz’ this is THRILLER…”
“Young man there’s no need to feel down
I said young man pick yourself off the ground
I said young man ’cause your in a new town …”
Now iz zee time on Spockets ven ve dance!
“Man, this new deodorant smells great!”
Sorry I can’t do better, you guys already beat me to the obligatory Village People answer.
What these engineers can have a party, but they would not let Virigil in.
“Quick! The Clones are producing faster and faster!”
Halo: The Musical ?!?!?
Don’t worry guys, they won’t fire till they see the whites of our eyes.
It was then when the Chief shot off that Brute’s power armour, that everyone suddenly realised where that horrible, unbearable stench was coming from…
Need a dispenser here!
“Storm: The Musical” has finally come to Broadway! Dancing Traxus workers–a Brute routine–even Hunters doing the tango! Can the Chief and Arbiter dance their way out of this one?
To the left, to the left.
“Dude, we’re going to the right”
The covenant are going to kill us if we dont think of something fast!
I’ve got it…the only way we can defeat the covenant…is to challenge them TO A DANCE BATTLE!
Devo? Not quite…
We can dance if we want to. We can leave our friends behind. Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance then they’re no friends of mine. WOOoo.
BEST MOMENT EVAR!!!
Don’t move! Their vision’s based on movement!
When thoughts of a Halo Movie were dismissed, fans turned to “Halo: The Stage Musical”.
The UNSC had quit with the SPARTAN Project- instead, they turned to exposing workers to extreme amounts of the colour Pink… Now they have effective units that bend the Covenant over on the battlefield…
…Literally
Grunt sappin’ my sentry!
Lolz at the TF2 Reference.
+1 for you!
“No, it’s heel toe, bow hop, not twirl!”
The power rangers day jobs.
construction zord activate!
Prepare to meet the world’s laziest Village People cover band!!
This is what happens when you let Bella Legosi teach an acting class.
After the members of the Jackson 5 decided to BLEACH their skin for Micheals birthday, little did they know he would die. FML
*New Kids on the Block plays in the background*
Oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh..
oh oh oh oh oh..
THE RIGHT STUFF
He’s not our father
“Stand perfectly still their vision is based on movement”
damn that one’s already taken
Click. Click. Boom!
*cue Soulja boy music*
And the non-pictured Elite said, “Oh Wort…”
“The real reason they cover their face is that they don’t want anyone to know that they are clones.”
Big Brothers are watching.
Oh! New one!
“After five hundred years, you’re damn right that Backstreet’s Back. ALRIGHT!”
And though you fight to stay alive, your body starts to shiver. For no mortal can resist the evil… of Bungie’s ally AI.
when a problem comes along
you must shoot it
before the cream sits out too long
you must shoot it
when something’s going wrong
you must shoot it
now shoot it
into pieces
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it’s not too late
to shoot it
shoot it good
One Two Three Four
Throw out your hands, stick out your tush, hands on your hips, give ‘em a push! Big surprise, you’re doing the French Mistake voila!
Miners strikes are different in the Halo universe since they are expressed through the medium of interprative dance!
When Master Chief isn’t there, the AI make themselves busy… by doing the Cha Cha Slide.
This isnt a natural dance formation!
2553: The UN finally accepts ‘synchronized shooting’ as an Olympic sport.
This is a Sti… Damnit! This is a Cock-Up!
Armed Construction workers do the Saterday Night Fever dance
Halo: The Musical