A Female Spartan Action Figure with a View
December 5, 2009 45 Comments
The wide world of custom action figures has seen a plethora of interpretations of the female Spartan. From full sets of armor to bare midriffs to MJOLNIR thongs to magically floating breastplates, a lot has been covered (and uncovered as well). The latest version to hit the market, created by artist David Johnson, is unique in the fact that it features a plunging neckline. And by plunging I mean I’m pretty sure you can see some pubes. Should you find yourself attracted to this Spartan statue, it’s currently up for grabs on eBay with a starting bid of US $199.99. If you don’t want to bid but just want to ogle, hit the jump for more pictures. Gratuitous side bewb shot included.
-whistles-
It would be hotter if it was Cortana. Still freaking hot nonetheless.
its probably her loose sister
Nice, although not worth $200… Maybe one day it will be mass produced @ $50… Nope, not gonna happen… Still nice though…
… Wow.
Hmm, I had no idea thats what they meant when they said the Spartans were “Augmented”
So, by that, do you mean that A certain Spartan-117 has a massively huge….. brain?
And you know what they say about that! Hugr brain huge… Hands!
Do want.
agreed
Wow, with a face like that I don’t know who’s hotter. Dare or this chick?
The hotter chick is the one with the larger, more augmented…. bew-I mean, uh, chin.
…and i jizzed in my codpiece…
Careful, female spartans are dangerous when wet
$200 for that is disgusting. In fact, it’s downright dirty. Dirty girl *spanks self*
Thumb up?
Hmmmmmm……. Yea…….
i’d hit it
… like the angry fist of a god
with a hammer… hehe
This will replace cortana in my (wet) dreams .Must buy. If only i hads money. Damn, i spent my money on real women.
I love this place. So much halo bewbage, it makes my day.
None of this stuff ever makes my day…
But my night is a different story. >.>
win
Wow. A face only a flood could love.
yeah her face leaves a lot to be desired.
:O
Throw a bag over her head and we’re good to go.
Seriously though, I do like the craftsmanship of the armor, but the face is just a tad off. Maybe it’s the pictures they took, I don’t know. But I’m just saying. Nobody kill me, please.
OMG why cant u just mass market these they would sell so well!!!!!!!!!
Reminds me of Linda, with the red hair and all. Very Nice
Is it detachable?
Well…certain parts.
that’s a damn fine piece of craftsmanship. Now i must watch some anime to continue the impure thoughts running through my head. :D
Who wouldn’t love to see that on the battlefield? lol. She’d win a lot of wars just by stopping the enemy dead in their tracks.
I’ll go into Rumble Pit with her any day, but she better Finish the Fight.
And she better take wave after wave of reinforcements, too. ;)
I just got a Jizz-tacular…..
I got a cum-trocity
Thanks for the mammaries?
1) The lighting in those pictures is horrible.
2) $200 is an acceptable price for a one of a kind hand sculpted figure. Sadly, the figure is not sculpted, just the armor that is on the figure. To me, that drops its value down to about $50-$75.
Cool, but not cool enough to drool.
Man, some folks are in desperate need of girlfriends.
most appropriate comment!
just because you have a working running car in your driveway doesn’t keep you from reading about/looking at shiny new cars, does it? One ride won’t hurt……
Does anybody else think her face strongly resembles that of actress Debi Mazar? (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000529/)
Do I want to fap?
Yes.
Should I fap?
No.
But am I going to fap?
Already did.
where’d you find that action figure i wants it
Gee, thanks, shitheads who made this for ruining Halo forever.