This Elite Just Wants to Cuddle
December 1, 2009 34 Comments
When searching for the perfect bed companion, being irresistibly soft to the touch and having a jaw that unhinges farther than Jenna Jameson are undoubtedly near the top of the list of desired characteristics. Stumbling upon such a unique specimen is an uncommon occurrence though which only makes this find that much better. Handmade by Juno and crafted primarily from luxurious silky microfiber fabric, this one of a kind sword-wielding Halo Elite plush is so soft that you can practically hear him begging to be stroked. Or maybe that’s just the guy in the next room. Guess there’s only one way to find out!
*Image posted with permission.




































Reminds me of sheep, lol.
I was going to say it looked like a llama, but I can see the sheared sheep holding scissors. HA!
I’m scared, what will they do next :?
I could stroke him all day long…..
D’awwww.
So cute.
do want!
Cute.
Is it bad I would turn him into Half-Jaw?
I love you <3
He's my favorite character, I almost made this plushie into him before settling on a generic one ^^;
Hi, my friends call me SoMP. All the rumours are true. ;)
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NEW TAG LINE! Someone post that!
Heck no. His jaw was actually the first thing I looked at. A snuggly little Halfjaw would be awesome.
A woman after my own heart.
‘We are all aboard. Humans, and Elites… snuggling.’
and its white so it looks even snugglier
what? guys cant enjoy snuggly stuff stuff?
sall good mike, its halo-related, so enough of your manly-ness is retained…and it is pretty damn awsome…i love the plushy sword that goes with it though :D
i saw that thumbs down, and after reading i must clarify…
white as in cotton and sheep and clouds…
not white as in race or ethnicity…
Did he see the explosion from the sky?
Not Bad, bs angel. I saw that plushie from orbit.
That’s a manly plushie right there.
Oh yeah.
Want.
And by Manly i mean Super Freaking Cute OMG.
Sadly enough, I know who Jenna Jameson is.
On the other hand, that’s realllllllllllly cute. lol
Is it just me, or does the lower left jaw remind any one else of a pickle?
Super cute!
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LOL – wow. For great justice!
Bam!, and the dirt is gone….
I felt so wrong clicking on that link. Alas, my guilt was unfounded.
Lovely plush codpiece.
love these lill’ friends of ours, great work!
I’m sure it’s been asked a million times but where can I buy them, I saw an adorable grunt a while back but I think they sold out. Anyone still producing these, love to hear if they are?
Mågs
This gal sells cute little wool Grunts. Maybe check out her stuff!
http://www.etsy.com/shop/stcoraline?section_id=6152560
He is just lovely. I might try my hand at knitting some more I think, considering I just found a whole bunch of yarn.
Disturbingly adorable. Every Spartan should own one. Just imagine the possibilites :)
Gives me an idea how i can get my girlfriend into Halo more, buy her this. But then id just steal it cos its so damn cute
The adventures of Zero and Rtas~ Lols will ensue.