IH3SotW: Rear Entry Only

IH3SotW (short for Inappropriate Halo 3 Screenshot of the Week) places heavy emphasis on the inappropriate. While each featured screenshot will be delightfully distasteful, some may be more subtle than others. I won’t bother explaining them since figuring it out for yourself will be half the fun. Every one taken from my personal Halo pr0n collection, I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!

Halo 3 Screenshot
Author: trustmenomore

Don’t Jump on This Koopa Troopa Guitar

Koopa Troopa GuitarWhat does an old platform video game featuring a persistent plumber trying to lay his pipe in a prudish princess have in common with an electric guitar? I have no fucking clue either, but apparently Virtute’s friend knows because he managed to combine the two in a valiant effort to make the cutest Nintendo-themed stringed instrument known to mushroomkind. Featuring a body in the shape of a rather familiar turtle-like humanoid, an added benefit to this guitar is it totally looks like the Koopa Troopa is kicking your balls when you’re rocking out with it. Or maybe that’s just wishful thinking on my part. Not that I want you to get kicked in the balls or anything. Well shoot, this certainly got awkward fast …

Zero Punctuation: Saboteur

Chronicles of ODS Steve: Care Package Part 2 (#54)

ODS Steve. The man. The legend. The hero that knows no fear. Join him and Delta Squad for their comical adventures as they valiantly attempt to drop into enemy territory to take the fight straight to the Covenant. Enjoy the Chronicles of ODS Steve, a regular weekly offering brought to you courtesy of DeepCee.

ODS Steve

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Altair’s Last Rite of Passage

Normally when I see a video that is ten minutes long, I curse the creator, wonder if there’s anybody alive that actually has an attention span that long, and then go take a nap. However when TheDuoGroup puts out a film of that length, I can’t wait to push play because I know I’m in for a treat. Their latest venture, an Assassin’s Creed fan film titled Initiation, tackles the time period before Altair has received the title of Hashshashin. You don’t have to be familiar with this particular video game’s storyline to appreciate the beauty of this piece so get comfortable and then watch it in its entirety. If nothing else, you’ll see what Halo Legends could have been. Yeah, I went there. What are you gonna do about it?

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