Friday Caption Fun, Round 71
November 27, 2009 94 Comments
If you’re looking to squeeze in some Halo this weekend, you have a few different choices. My Community Playdate is Sunday and the double EXP playlist of choice is Living Dead, which is probably how those of us that celebrated Thanksgiving yesterday feel after our festivities. Let’s shake off that lethargy with some captioning fun, shall we? First we’ll go over the responses from two weeks ago and then we’ll try at our hand at a brand spankin’ new shot!
- “Hey there, big buoy.” (pwkwsfi)
- “I TOLD him not to rock the boat, baby!” (InventiveArgument)
- “After five hours of swimming, the Rookie finally reached the ultimate out-of-map camping spot, only to realise he’d brought a laser instead of a sniper.” (Mr Viper)
- “The ODST would raise his hand like the sign suggested but was………….busy with it below the water.” (Don A K Bab)
- “Let’s hope that these sharks don’t have lasers!” (Monkey_lord)
- “No sniffing your pits while swimming. Got it.” (The Flying Spartan)
- “Note to self: Don’t make PMS jokes when travelling in an open-door Phantom.” (NOKYARD)
- “After hearing the story of Angel’s life in a previous post (starting with something wet, and finishing with something hard), Rookie knew it was time to jump in feet first and see where this would go..” (xxxJL AUDIOxxx)
I would tell you how that last quote ends except then you wouldn’t watch the movie, which I fully expect to be leaked on the internet any day now. Sometimes words just don’t do justice, ya know? So instead of trying to give you a text description, let’s tackle a new screenshot instead. Caption away!
Author: Brigadier Mitch
smell who got to second base last night?!
wait what? since when did boobs smell?
I wish there was a definitive base system.
There is 1st is a kiss 2nd is boobage 3rd is the dentist (you work that one out) and home plate is a home run!
“Nooogies!”
Dude I can Palm your whole head!
Thats what she said!
The blue elite had been waiting for years to get an exclusive armor for the elite. When he noticed it wasn´t included in Halo 3 : ODST he decided to get payback on everyone who had Recon and rip their heads of with his four fingerd hand.
‘Guess who?’
“I’ll give you freakin’ ‘Road to Recon’!”
Wait! you’re not the headless horseman?
Aside: thanks for picking my caption Angel.
Duck, duck, goose!
Got your nose!
“If you eat all your vegetables maybe you’ll be as big as me someday!”
“Lousy, good-for-nothing human technology! Hours of work and I still can’t get this mouse to work right!”
“finger or mandible?”
i hope other people play this game…
is that a Scrubs reference?
Yes it is, gentleman
Having failed numerous times previously, Sarge hires an Elite Italian assassin to take out Grif. The assassin was not quite what Sarge expected.
“You know if my hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer”
“Dude, that’s my wife”
You don’t have to look so disappointed. I don’t know what you were expecting but this is how Elites reproduce. Here, let me get a towel for your visor.
You can’t see it, but that Spartan’s feet are off the ground.
I WANT RECON!
Hold… Still… Yeah, you’ve got a spider in your ear.
“What was that you said about my Mother, vermin?”
— Steve
“For the last time, I am not a PEZ dispenser!”
… Lol.
I’ve always wondered what a spartans face looks like
“Dude, honest, it wasn’t me who stole your copy of ‘Playalien’! That was…uh…sh*t. That was angel, I think.”
“FINISH HIM!”
“Hey, guys, check out my life-size Recon blow-up doll! It has a removable cod piece!”
WANT.
Smell that? Last night I was calf-deep in Poos Juice.
You’re mine now, BIATCH!
“Out of my way! That last piece of turkey is MINE!”
“What do you mean elites can’t have Recon”
To be fair, the alien is from a different world. Even so, that’s an awful mistranslation of “facepalm”.
I’ve got too admit, this one was good.
Elite: Steve, listen. That armor is for noobs now
Spartan: But 1t’z rec0nz
Elite: No! I’ve lost him to the recon fandom.
I know, that caption sucks, right?
“Lets see you try to snipe now!”
The elite was very confused when the Spartan asked him to stroke his head, and the spartan was very disappointed when the Elite did as he was told.
Be healed!
“Say whaaaaaat?”
The elites take games of “Got your nose” very seriously.
No really, this is how the VISR looks, Spartan. That’s all it is. No, imagine my fingers are lines everywhere. Yeah. It’s not that great. I talked to one of the DOTS guys. He told me. I swear.
BAAAAWWWWWW He’s just so cute, in his widdle owange and puwpow awmow! *tousles hair*
“Facepalm” has a whole new meaning
“NO! NO! NO! If your hand is bigger then YOUR face then you have cancer…” “dammit, I am never going to get to hit an elite.
Spartan: “Oh Shit…”
Elite: “I told you, I’d find you….”
Spartan: “Can’t we talk this over?”
Elite: “No…. Now tell me.. How are babies made(in the human race)?”
Elite: I finally haz reconz!
Hey, squirt.
Can you see his other hand??!?! Cuz I can’t see his other hand!!!
NOT so fast, Mr.Bond!
Elite: And what is this? Spartan: Ugh… a STARVING brain sucker… Elite: See? Now you get it!
Outta mah wayz bishies!
My how you’ve grown!
Charlie? Is that you?
I don’t wanna see where this is going.
Look me in the eye when you frag, damnit!
My brother always used to do the starving brain sucker thing to me, LOL …
So wait, the Vulcan head crush isn’t real either? NOOOOOOOO!
“Dude…I can your scrotum…that’s not right…”
“I will learn your language, mate with your women and in time our differences shall be settled between us.”
I Can Has Recon!?
Orange Spartan never went to the movies with Blue Elite again.
That’s not how you play Grifball, moron.
“It was farmer john”
-rips of mask-
“and i wouldve gotten away with it if it wasnt for u meddling kids”
Damn, beat me to it. :P Nice one.
You don’t like the Sangheili death call?
Hey Spartan, that was MY sniper.
ZOMG! RECONZ!!!1!!!
“Dude, look at how big my hands are, do you still want to take the “who’s bigger” bet?”
For the motherf*cking horde!
Obviously someone doesn’t read RT comics…
Alas. My captions never make it in anyways.
Only a teeny tiny percentage do. Keep on captioning. :)
Dude, the double-dildo prank isn’t going to work again.
jerks downvoting me >=(
And he would have gotten away with it too, had it not been for those meddling kids.
Elite: “Stand back son, this job is for a real man….er… whatever”
——
Spartan: “take it off, before I break it off”
“You know, this isn’t what I meant when I asked you to help me with my Cthulu costume.”
“I bet you gots a real purty mouth, boy”
“guess who”
“heavy night last night man”
“best sexgiving ever”
“wort wort wort”
“i see you haz reconz let me cleanz it for you”
yez
So, Angel, are you going to post my caption, or am I going to have to… do things? Kekeke…
“Wait! This isn’t my basketball!”
smell that? I got to third base with Angel last night :)
Henry finally had enough of Rimmers terrible shooting and need-to-touch attitude.
^ 25 points if you get the reference.
is that a scrubs reference?
Alien tea-bagging. Now you know.
“I told you to get off my lawn.”
move and i’ll rip of your head
NO RECON, DON’T LOOK INTO THE LIGHT!
“Elite says, ‘If Bungie no give you Reconz, take it by force!’”
“elite was upset that he couldn’t get recon, so he decided to go around stealing the worlds recon helmets”
elite was so glad about finally being taller than the spartans that his ego went way up
That is NOT what I meant when I said I wanted a little head!
you got recon while playing on a modded xbox?! i will have to return this recon to bungie!
I told you to stay away from my cheese!
Facepalming: Damn Elites are doing it wrong.
“Screw the Weapons, Your going down Recon!”
-”I’M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD!”
-”I’M SQUISHING YOUR FACE!”
-”Guess who!”
-”Yes, I know Arbo, son of Arby. Your hand is very scaly and I love it. Lets get back to killing the bad guys, okay?”
HE IS MINE AND I SHALL CALL HIM SQUISHEE!