This Master Chief Tattoo Is Forever

Master Chief Tattoo

Will tattoos people. Yup, he gets paid to repeatedly drive razor-sharp needles in and out of several layers of someone’s skin, rapidly inserting indelible ink to create a decorative, and often personally significant, image. One of his more recent jobs included the task of permanently placing Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 upon a Halo fanatic’s upper arm. Wearing his easily recognizable sage green armor and surrounded by a cloud of blue, the ink version of our favorite Spartan supersoldier appears to be holding a hadouken-esque fireball-spewing submachine gun in each hand. The only way that tattoo could be more bad ass is if the guns were magnums. And by magnums I mean really large penises. Surely I’m not the only one that calls that their favorite dual wielding combo!

*Image posted with permission; mental pictures now placed in your heads, not so much

that sucker's permanent

35 Responses to This Master Chief Tattoo Is Forever

  1. dragnew says:

    Yep. That’s pretty badass.

  2. Crazy A 64 says:

    New disclaimer for your posts young lady;

    *Image posted with permission
    *Mental Images now placed in your heads, not so much.

  3. JohnKiller118 says:

    “And by magnums I mean really large penises. Surely I’m not the only one that calls that their favorite dual wielding combo!”

    I think you’re over doing it.

    …keep going,

  4. JLay says:

    Your “favorite dual wielding combo”?!? Did someone just admit to being in a devil’s threesome? Hawty sandwich anyone, Om Nom Nom!?

  5. Wow that is really well done! One of the best MC tattoos I have ever seen, the shading, coloring and form are all excellent. Jealousy…I haz it.

    Also bonus points to the artist for his D.A. name! =D

  6. KalamariKidd says:

    Wow, nice triceps, or is that just arm fat, I can’t tell.

  7. borrowedchief says:

    I love Halo. I love Bungie. I have a few tattoos. I would never get a tattoo of a video game character. Ever.

  8. XMixMasterX says:

    Not Jerk:
    Nice tattoo – the art is very cool and you couldn’t have picked a better game character.

    Jerk:
    I think I would have picked a better spot than flab of my arm. MC might be a cool character, but that thing won’t look like MC when you’re 80.

  9. Kraken says:

    Awesome tattoo, but SMGs? Really? One of the worst weapons in Halo? Mine would have a BR.

  10. Ahhh, wielding purple double-enders, I used to use that weapon in GTA all the time. Wait a minute, what was the subject again?

  11. RevMDN says:

    Really cool and well done.

  12. DethPwn says:

    Noice. Veddy veddy noice.

  13. xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

    I’ve totally forgotten what I what I was going to post.
    My Mind has been Filled with a Mental Picture of Master Chief Dual Wielding Penise-AAAAAAHHHHHHGGG!

  14. HellCat says:

    This is the one for the graphic novel right?
    When i first saw this i thought it was the inner thigh and i was thinking that the guy had a MC fetish
    And Angel i like how u slipped in a mention of being double teamed…. Because team doubles is better (can someone make some spartan pronand put that uder it. i dont have any).

  15. Dual wielding? I’m pretty sure you’d wield as many of those things as you could get your hands on…

  16. kacie666 says:

    thats my tattoo:) you jerks should ask any girl you know that isnt a body builder to hold her arm out like that idiots.. or better yet, hold your own out like that and look in the mirror. appreciate the art.

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