I carelessly throw my copious amounts of gaming accessories haphazardly in a disorderly pile, constructing a chaotic orgy of tangled cords, plastic peripherals, and old discarded game cases. J. Jamme finds himself a bit more organized though which is clearly reflected in his latest chic creation. A master at merging old French furniture with contemporary inspiration, he created what he has dubbed the MarioBox. It contains three compartments (one for GameCubes and joysticks, one for cables, and one for games and memory cards, pictures of which are located after the jump) and when closed, it also moonlights as a chair complete with comfy padding. There’s nothing I love more than a good box! But I’m guessing you already knew that.
Posted by mendicantbias00 on November 9, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Just had to use “orgy” didn’t you? =)
Posted by Mister Magoo on November 9, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Is there any other way?
Epic win box is epic win.
Posted by bs angel on November 9, 2009 at 2:18 pm
I thought it was wonderfully appropriate in that context! I used it to signify the large, entangled grouping of objects. See? Perfect!
Posted by chiefnutszr on November 9, 2009 at 2:13 pm
You impress me with your ability to throw in sexual innuendo. Even in things I would normally consider practically impossible to sextuate.
yes, I made up the word sextuate. Feel free to put into more widespread use.
sextuate: to add sexual intercourse, sexual reference/innuendo, or sexual thought to something traditionally lacking in all of the above. Like referring to female genitalia in place of a storage device. Or having sex while zip-lining. Or your standard “that’s what she said…” lines. Sextuate. Use it.
Posted by undercoverduck on November 9, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Pronunciation?
Posted by DrGooGoo on November 9, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Sex – Chu – 8
Posted by xLAS3RP01NT3Rx on November 9, 2009 at 7:08 pm
I prefer to use…
“Bow Chicka Wow Wow”
Posted by Queen 0f Blades (Sonya 00101) on November 9, 2009 at 7:21 pm
‘Gangsta’ is in my copy of the dictionary. I say Sextuate belongs in it too. Sextuate is much cooler than Gangsta.
Posted by Rippolighter159 on November 9, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Oh my god! Nintendo fan boys wet dream…
Posted by KalamariKidd on November 9, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Hmm, I would say its more of a stool than a box, note the padding on the top section.
Posted by AOClaus on November 9, 2009 at 3:03 pm
ew, really? they care about their games so much they make a box for them but then just toss them in and let them slide around like that? don’t they teach kids about protection in school?
Posted by Poopie McGhee on November 9, 2009 at 4:18 pm
“I carelessly throw my copious amounts of gaming accessories haphazardly in a disorderly pile, constructing a chaotic orgy of tangled cords, plastic peripherals, and old discarded game cases.”
Sounds like me… I keep the games in their cases though…
Posted by HellCat on November 9, 2009 at 10:32 pm
Sounds like me 2. I do have a halo container thats like a rocket launcher case for a few games and controllers but seriously all my stuff is either in a big pile on the floor or in a shoebox in my room.
And angel, don’t worry i like to have all my gaming stuff in orgies to. Because sex and gaming alone are good but together with all their friends is pretty damn sextuately awesome
Posted by DethPwn on November 9, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Buy? CAN I BUY? I swear I will, just say the word and my money stick will glorify your bank account hole!
Seriously though, can you purchase this?
Posted by Tortacular on November 9, 2009 at 7:30 pm
angel likes box. in other news, water wet, sky blue. Or is that angel wet? :o
Posted by the Light Show on November 9, 2009 at 8:11 pm
i just want to see a box she doesn’t like ;)
Posted by xxxJL AUDIOxxx on November 9, 2009 at 8:03 pm
I’m inspired to build one for all my 360 stuff, complete with red lights, and hopefully I can use it for at least a year before it stops working…..
Posted by HellCat on November 9, 2009 at 10:34 pm
nice. Theres a lot of ideas like a portal cube out there.
What i want to do is get a rc childs toy like a truck or a big jeep and turn it into a Warthog that carries my game/s and controller/s to me. Laziness just leveled up!
Posted by bs angel on November 9, 2009 at 11:06 pm
Someone get on that, stat!
Posted by HellCat on November 10, 2009 at 1:46 am
Ok i need glue an RC truck and a good 360degree model stat!
Posted by JLay on November 10, 2009 at 5:53 am
That box must be a really wild ride, because it appears to come with a seatbelt.
Or perhaps that is a rodeo rope for barebacking?
Posted by bs angel on November 10, 2009 at 11:02 am
It’s a strap for carrying purposes, although you would think wheels in this case would make more sense. That sucker can’t be light!
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