No One Can Resist These Balls

Mario-Themed Truffles

There’s nothing quite like the experience of gently rolling a ball around your mouth, slowly breathing in the aroma while simultaneously savoring the explosive release of flavors. Unfortunately bonbons are usually visually mundane though, limiting the experience to one based on the palate instead of being coupled with sight. Thankfully Ana Fuji believes in making her treats look every bit as good as they taste which is evident in her latest batch of confectionery delights. Made with the traditional ingredient of chocolate and embellished with fondant details, these Mario-themed truffles feature everything from Yoshi to a Goomba to the Halloween-appropriate Boo. The main one missing that I can see is the Princess, but I’m guessing her balls wouldn’t be all that tasty anyways.

Helljumpers Pumpkin

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Whenever I’ve enjoyed an evening consisting of nothing but a good old fashioned screwing, I’m always left in a state of complete and utter exhaustion. Skittles somehow has the same experience though and comes away with an incredible tangible result. Armed with nothing but a screwdriver, a pocket knife, and an image in his head, he substituted a firm, round pumpkin as the canvas to create his latest Halo-themed masterpiece. His Halloween creation, which will undoubtedly be adorning his porch this Saturday evening, features a flaming ODST helmet with the word Helljumpers bordering the top. I would say Skittles is officially prepared to drop, but I do believe he has already dropped it. Perhaps even like it’s hawt.

*Images posted with permission.http://hawtymcbloggy.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/helljumper02.jpg

Custom Halo Footwear

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Daniel Reese fancies himself a part-time shoe customizer. After catching a glimpse of his latest Halo-themed design, I’d venture a guess that it’s probably about time he quit his day job. Featuring a subtle dark green and gray color palette, this particular pair of Nike Dunk Highs has a gorgeously muted rendition of Master Chief hand painted along the side. Considering the last pair of gaming-themed shoes we saw cost an exorbitant $2,500, the $294 price tag on this set of sneakers seems more than a little reasonable. Heck, I’d buy ‘em. There are two of them in there ya know.

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Life Cycle of Master Chief

After exploring every last corner of the Halo universe, it’s easy to get into the mindset of thinking you know everything there is to know about Master Chief. What the video games and books don’t tell you though is the random things that happen to our favorite Spartan supersoldier when he isn’t knee-deep in Covenant attackers. Luckily the whimsical bildinabubble, the same creative soul who guided you through a visual journey of Master Chief’s early years, is here to show you some of his more lighthearted adventures as well. So sit back and enjoy yet another glimpse into the life of Master Chief Petty Officer John-117.

‘MC Gets A Movie Deal’
MC Gets A Movie Deal

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Grab the Princess and Call It a Threesome

Female Mario and Luigi Costumes

Are you someone who enjoys wearing women’s clothing? And are you still in search of the perfect Halloween costume? If so, Etsy shop ElectricLemonade has got you and one of your closest skirt-wearing friends covered. While $50 won’t get rid of your horrible procrastination tendencies, it will yield two rather unusual costumes for female versions of everybody’s favorite short, pudgy plumber and his younger, tag-along brother. Be aware only the skirts, hats, and mustaches are included but in my opinion, these girly Mario and Luigi getups would look much better without the shirts underneath anyways. You know what they say about Halloween, slut the fuck up. Or something like that.

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