Last Friday I ruined Crazy A 64’s day. Apparently our regular caption festivities have found a permanent place in his morning routine and the cursory Rorschach Inkblot Test greatly disrupted that consistency. I simply don’t have it in my heart to do that to him two weeks in a row so for this week at least we will caption. Let’s start off recapping the last quip-based activity we did and then we’ll try our hand at another humorous Halo 3 screenshot!
- “Shocked and outraged, Pink came to the conclusion that the pie is also a lie.” (Arby)
- “The Reds never minded “playing house” with Donut, as long as it meant Grif wasn’t doing the cooking.” (mendicantbias00)
- “Slowly the 16 year old Five Star General realizes, even after FINALLY getting Recon from Halo 3: ODST, he still works at McDonald’s.” (SonofMacPhisto)
- “Halo: Cooking Evolved” (Doc Shaftoe)
- “Next in our tour of Bungie Studios, we find Luke finally preparing to make good on all those Steaktaculars…apparently, “Steak Dinner” is Bungie-code-speak for “Fish Takos & Pie”.” (Mid7night)
- “No no, I’ll check for enemies out here. You go look in the kitchen. Be careful. Maybe if you find nothing, you could make sandwiches for the team. If you find nothing. Just sayin.” (BC)
- “When Commander Keyes asked John to stick his hard, pink extremitie into her warm, wet oven, he happily obliged.” (Tactful)
- “I’ll be right out. I just have to finish the bite.” (Aklangi)
Hopefully the plethora of witty banter whetted everybody’s appetite for a serious session of captioning because it’s about that time. We’re sticking with the feminine theme this week (or are we?) as available for your wisecracking pleasure is this incredibly flattering screenshot of Dare. It’s screaming with potential so please, caption to your heart’s content!
Author: chris101b
Posted by the Light Show on October 30, 2009 at 2:08 am
goddamn, what did you eat?
Posted by HellCat on October 30, 2009 at 2:13 am
Dun dun dun -evil music-
Posted by Tortacular on October 30, 2009 at 2:14 am
“Buck, you might want to put some cream on that.”
Posted by Crazeye0 on October 30, 2009 at 2:14 am
Dare’s face when she realised what the strange and unfamilliar octupus like alien was really attempting to do.
Posted by Poopie McGhee on October 30, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Fap-tastic!
Posted by teh3rdDragon on November 1, 2009 at 8:50 pm
ewwww
Posted by Poopie McGhee on November 5, 2009 at 10:42 pm
I know… it had to be said (not really)
Posted by Arby on October 30, 2009 at 2:24 am
Dare saw the Rookie’s face
Posted by Arby on October 30, 2009 at 4:55 am
Darematic
Posted by dragnew on October 30, 2009 at 2:26 am
This is the face that is made when a rather large cactus is inserted into an orifice which a cactus really should not be.
Posted by Sugar on October 30, 2009 at 2:49 am
This is the face that is made after reading that ‘caption’.
Posted by JLay on October 30, 2009 at 9:59 am
Wait, there is an orifice that a cactus should be in?!?
Posted by Poopie McGhee on October 30, 2009 at 5:43 pm
You know…
Posted by Pete Cooper on October 30, 2009 at 2:32 am
“In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn!”
Posted by Ragingterror on October 30, 2009 at 5:14 am
LOTR Reference FTW
Posted by Ben Of Bodom UK on October 30, 2009 at 3:22 am
“I SEE WUT YOU DID THAR!”
Posted by Crazy A 64 on October 30, 2009 at 3:28 am
You mess with my Friday mornings again and you’ll be dealing with more than Dare’s crazy eyes!
It’s not a threat, hell it’s not even a promise. To be perfectly honest I’m far too lazy to ever follow through on this ;) FANX Miss BloggyMcAngel!
Posted by Shirdel7221 on October 30, 2009 at 3:32 am
Dare’s Face when she found out bs angel was stealing her Reconz.
Posted by Jussy on October 30, 2009 at 3:41 am
Try as she might, Dare just couldn’t move her head from the velcro wall.
Posted by El Bunnyo on October 30, 2009 at 4:08 am
Come with me if you want to live. (Arnold style)
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Dare catches her first glimpse of the Rookie tea-bagging brutes
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I saw what you did all over the Drop Pod.
Posted by Amaterasu on October 30, 2009 at 4:17 am
“O Rly?”
“You did WHAT with my helmet?”
Posted by Queen 0f Blades (Sonya 00101) on October 30, 2009 at 10:35 am
FFFFFFUUUUU-
You beat me to it.
Posted by Das Kalk on October 30, 2009 at 4:31 am
“Virgil is right behind me, isn’t he?”
“stay perfectly still… their vision is based on movement”
Posted by Poopie McGhee on October 30, 2009 at 5:44 pm
2nd one is Great!
Posted by StealthSpeed3 on November 1, 2009 at 9:27 am
very nice on the Jurassic Park reference!
Posted by JLay on October 30, 2009 at 4:48 am
Does this angle make my jaw look any smaller?
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*Austin Powers voice* “It’s a man, baby!”
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I pity the fool who isn’t prepared to drop!
Posted by Arcane Knight94 on October 30, 2009 at 4:51 am
“Rookie! Why are Virgil’s tentacles in your…nevermind let’s just keep moving”
Posted by A Deaf Boy on October 30, 2009 at 5:06 am
“Your rollover minutes are perfectly good! Not everyone gets to keep their used minutes, you know.”
Posted by Someone on October 30, 2009 at 5:16 am
“I don’t look Russian in this do I?”
“Get of that cod piece steve!!!”
“Yet you wonder why she has such a big helmet”
Posted by shadowsquid86 on October 30, 2009 at 6:26 am
Dramatic Chipmunk would be proud.
Posted by shadowsquid86 on October 30, 2009 at 7:22 am
I rest my case.
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj160/shadowsquid86/darematic.png?t=1256912529
Posted by Skeah on October 30, 2009 at 8:05 am
Darematic chipmunk was the first thing i thought. XD
Posted by Whitehawk13 on October 30, 2009 at 10:47 am
It’s a prairie dog, fools! Or rather, a chipmunk that big and without a tail would be freaky…
But yeah, it was the first thing I thought of too XD
Posted by SHAGGYDEATH on October 30, 2009 at 6:32 am
I heard it was big but thats scary BIG!
Posted by InventiveArgument on October 30, 2009 at 6:35 am
I see what you did there.
Posted by Monkey_lord on October 30, 2009 at 7:20 am
See she was part of the guys now, Buck decided to show Dare the Hawty McBloggy IH3SotW.
Posted by General Vagueness on October 30, 2009 at 7:21 am
Mute it before you chew it.
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Why are you looking at me like that?
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Sup dawg, we heard you like Internet humor so we put a meme in your game so you can laugh while you fight.
Posted by Iago 462 on October 30, 2009 at 7:26 am
Everything was going so well, until Dare spotted Gaius Baltar in the Data Hive….
Posted by JLay on October 30, 2009 at 10:03 am
Nice BSG reference!
Posted by Visitor at home on October 30, 2009 at 7:35 am
…Nice pistol.
Posted by One Crazy Idiot on October 30, 2009 at 7:37 am
Dare’s daring the rookie to a staredown.
Posted by Mizzy on October 30, 2009 at 7:37 am
“Ceiling Dare sees you masturbating”
Posted by Ben Of Bodom UK on October 30, 2009 at 9:07 am
And I see Dare masturbating from the ceiling.
Posted by Mike on October 30, 2009 at 7:40 am
Remember the image of the blue spartan pointing and staring… i think you could replace the blue spartan images with this one and youll get the same effect
Posted by Someone on October 30, 2009 at 7:51 am
“Buck, just because you keep waving that Magnum round doesn’t mean we’ll make love”
Posted by Firestorm12 on October 30, 2009 at 8:12 am
“You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talking… you talking to me? Well I’m the only one here. ”
Sorry. Just had to do “Taxi Driver”. :)
Posted by halcylon on October 30, 2009 at 8:27 am
Srs Dare.
Posted by BerserkerBarage on October 30, 2009 at 8:34 am
Major League Serious Dare…
~B.B.
Posted by ZZoMBiE13 on October 30, 2009 at 8:32 am
“Although her face would not show it, Chyna was extremely happy to finally win the WWE title belt after all these years. ”
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“It ain’t a Jellyfish BITCH, it’s an Engineer!”
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Posted by BerserkerBarage on October 30, 2009 at 8:36 am
No, I don’t want a drink of your roofie-colata.
~B.B.
Posted by Fox on October 30, 2009 at 9:15 am
Whoa… too much info.
Posted by KalamariKidd on October 30, 2009 at 9:21 am
*looks in mirror* “What is that thing on my face? Oh, its my chin.”
Posted by NartFOpc on October 30, 2009 at 9:24 am
( .) ( .)
Posted by YOU KNOW WHY on October 30, 2009 at 9:35 am
thump thump thump buck nows not the time to do that sort of thang
Posted by CrazedOne1988 on October 30, 2009 at 10:02 am
I know what you did last summer
Posted by JLay on October 30, 2009 at 10:07 am
The ‘Dare Stare’ was given shortly after Buck started singing “Hey, you’re a crazy b**ch, but you f**k so good I’m on top of it…”
Posted by Cleansing Aura on October 30, 2009 at 10:25 am
“Buck – Please put your armour back on….”
Posted by Queen 0f Blades (Sonya 00101) on October 30, 2009 at 10:37 am
This is Dare’s impression of the Dramatic Gopher.
Posted by Queen 0f Blades (Sonya 00101) on October 30, 2009 at 10:38 am
Screw it nevermind, everybody already beat me to everything.
Posted by BC on October 30, 2009 at 10:42 am
*Dare’s internal voice*
I don’t think Buck heard me rip one. Crap. He is looking at me. Uh. Look back Dare, look back. Act casual.
Posted by Apollo Running on October 30, 2009 at 10:46 am
Oh is this your card? *CRUSH*
Posted by Apollo Running on October 30, 2009 at 10:49 am
Reference for those who don’t know: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LauaI21uFgY
Posted by Zerowind117 on October 30, 2009 at 12:17 pm
After asking Buck if he had killed any of the engineers, her follow up was “What do you mean you killed ALL of them…?”
Posted by Gnome on October 30, 2009 at 12:52 pm
“Did your rifle just wink at me?”
Posted by Silen7 Sam Strikes Back on October 30, 2009 at 1:35 pm
I saw what you did there Rookie.
Posted by UnluckyIrish14 on October 30, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Dare’s reaction to seeing the Master Chief. Needless to say, she wasn’t impressed.
Dare after watching bs angel steal Chief’s codpiece.
Posted by pittofdoom on October 30, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Dare began to suspect that those weren’t actually tentacles that Virgil was covered in.
Posted by NickBeam on October 30, 2009 at 2:03 pm
DO NOT WANT !
Posted by Dust and Echoes on October 30, 2009 at 2:31 pm
“Oh god, put the helmet back on Rookie!”
Posted by GeneralCupcakes on October 30, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Put those tentacles away Virgil.
Posted by Absolute Edge on October 30, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Dare thought the mood lighting did wonders for her face. The Rookie, on the other hand, did not.
Posted by Uccxxxv on October 30, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Braaaiiins…
Posted by Gunlat3M on October 30, 2009 at 5:31 pm
I wonder what sort of special training she went through? I mean, they don’t call them “spooks” for nothing…
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So this is what Buck meant about “not getting an answer”?
Posted by Poopie McGhee on October 30, 2009 at 5:46 pm
A Fish Pie? Really?
Posted by Humrh360 on October 30, 2009 at 6:02 pm
“You killed -how many- Engineers, Rookie!?”
Posted by porge on October 30, 2009 at 6:13 pm
What has been seen, cannot be unseen
Posted by DethPwn on October 30, 2009 at 7:26 pm
Damn, my streak of quotings was broken! Oh well, 3 in a row is prettty damn good. And the caption:
You may have gotten past my guards, Mr. Bond. But you’ll find I’m much more deadly. *strokes cat*
Posted by Basic Paul on October 30, 2009 at 7:32 pm
“What you talkin’ bout Willis!”
Posted by Lizzie on October 30, 2009 at 7:47 pm
“Rookie for the last time keep your pants on!”
Posted by Zee-V70 on October 30, 2009 at 7:51 pm
ORLY?
Posted by L3377MA573R on October 30, 2009 at 8:03 pm
“So that’s what the hole underneath is for. Oh.”
Posted by L3377MA573R on October 30, 2009 at 8:04 pm
(Refering to Virgil)
Posted by Ny Hitman 0401 on October 30, 2009 at 8:31 pm
“Say WHAAAA!?!?!”
Posted by The Flying Spartan on October 30, 2009 at 8:47 pm
“That’s nice, now put it back.”
Posted by The Flying Spartan on October 30, 2009 at 8:51 pm
“I’m not staring! I’m just morbidly curious.”
Posted by The Flying Spartan on October 30, 2009 at 8:53 pm
“And what caliber is that thing again?”
Posted by Tree12324 on October 30, 2009 at 10:23 pm
wow… that thing is definitely over 9000!!!!!!
Posted by Chris101b on October 31, 2009 at 12:27 am
Thanks for using my screenshot!!
“This is what happens when you talk about Dare behind her back…. AND THEN SHE FINDS OUT!!!”
Posted by Xenokyro on October 31, 2009 at 5:13 am
“Everybody told Dare that she looked so terrifying, she wouldn’t need a costume for Halloween.”
“Dare was horrified to learn that they had passed Sublevel 9 and they were, in fact, on Sublevel Over 9000.”
Posted by Xenokyro on October 31, 2009 at 8:43 am
Wait, little correction on that second one:
“Dare was enraged to learn that they had long ago passed the Superintendent’s data core and were now, in fact, on Sublevel Over 9000.”
Posted by Will Pwn 4 Food on October 31, 2009 at 9:18 am
Dare was surprised and disgusted by the Brute’s Halloween “Thriller” rendition.
Posted by Jekotia on October 31, 2009 at 10:36 am
“Buck, that’s tiny, you can’t be serious…”
“Virgil, what are you doing!?”
(The engineer, not the AI)
Posted by Jekotia on October 31, 2009 at 10:37 am
Forgot to subscribe to replies! Please post any replies to this post!
Posted by Wasiq on October 31, 2009 at 1:17 pm
“Im really a man!”
*Dramatic Music*
Posted by Big Appleton on October 31, 2009 at 1:24 pm
“BANG!!” said the lady
Posted by Big Appleton on October 31, 2009 at 1:26 pm
no wait, its bam not bang…..crap whatever
“BAM!!” said the lady
Posted by Gunlat3M on October 31, 2009 at 1:58 pm
“That’s NOT how you do it, boys…”
Posted by xpargas on October 31, 2009 at 2:48 pm
“I see what you did thar”
Posted by Morpheus300 on October 31, 2009 at 2:56 pm
“Buck, I didn’t know it was that BIG!!!”
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Dare had asked everyone to get their kit off, The Rookie took it a little too Seriously
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Buck was rubbing the big pink squishy thing while Dare watched
Posted by Behithium Therium on November 1, 2009 at 6:55 pm
And not the big pink squishy thing you’re hoping for.
Posted by undercoverduck on October 31, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Dare: You ate WHAT!
Buck: But it looked like fairy floss……
Posted by KkilljoyGruntT on October 31, 2009 at 10:17 pm
Don’t even tell me what THOSE warts are!
OH REALLY NOW?
So THESE are the magazines he’s been reading!
Posted by Love Slice on October 31, 2009 at 10:51 pm
Dare was shocked to read that the Bungie forums thought Miranda Keyes was more attractive.
Posted by Snowy on November 1, 2009 at 2:21 am
Dares reaction to seeing chocolate ice cream after watching “Two Girls, One Cup”
Posted by ZZoMBiE13 on November 1, 2009 at 8:26 am
“I said MUTE IT before you CHEW IT!!!”
Posted by StealthSpeed3 on November 1, 2009 at 9:31 am
what in the name of Master Chief are you looking at you sonofa…
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you know, maybe eating that chili wasn’t such a good idea
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‘Ask me one more question and i’m beating the sh*t outta you’
Posted by Billdebeast on November 1, 2009 at 11:42 am
Now you know why I prefer myself with my helmet ON
Posted by Zerowind117 on November 1, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Dare had just discovered Rule 34 for engineers and grunts.
Posted by cyanide & happiness on November 1, 2009 at 5:33 pm
You call THAT a footlong?
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Is it supposed to be that colour??
Posted by teh3rdDragon on November 1, 2009 at 8:55 pm
AHM A CHARGIN MAH LAZAAARR!!
Posted by Aeros on November 2, 2009 at 8:12 am
“Damn it, Buck! That reeks. Don’t try to blame it on the bugger guts. Or Virgil.”
Posted by Gunlat3M on November 2, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Stosh had jokingly advised Lars Bakken to make Dare’s face scary by default when they were finishing her player model. Unaware of the situation being a joke, Bakken agreed… and he’s regretted it ever since.
Posted by Bobby on November 2, 2009 at 5:43 pm
OMG A Traffic Cone!!!!
Posted by Silen7 Sam Strikes Back on November 3, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
Posted by Wolf in command on November 4, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Dare had mixed feelings about seeing brute wang.
Posted by Admiral Madden on November 5, 2009 at 11:56 am
woah! I made the same face when I found out that Bruce Willis was a ghost too!
Posted by Morpheus300 on November 8, 2009 at 2:28 pm
I am just posting an xtra one on just because I can.
Dare was enthralled when the Rookie decided to teach her the Butterfly
Posted by Morpheus300 on November 8, 2009 at 2:38 pm
By the way, That ruined my minute…