Friday Caption Fun, Round 68
October 30, 2009 119 Comments
Last Friday I ruined Crazy A 64′s day. Apparently our regular caption festivities have found a permanent place in his morning routine and the cursory Rorschach Inkblot Test greatly disrupted that consistency. I simply don’t have it in my heart to do that to him two weeks in a row so for this week at least we will caption. Let’s start off recapping the last quip-based activity we did and then we’ll try our hand at another humorous Halo 3 screenshot!
- “Shocked and outraged, Pink came to the conclusion that the pie is also a lie.” (Arby)
- “The Reds never minded “playing house” with Donut, as long as it meant Grif wasn’t doing the cooking.” (mendicantbias00)
- “Slowly the 16 year old Five Star General realizes, even after FINALLY getting Recon from Halo 3: ODST, he still works at McDonald’s.” (SonofMacPhisto)
- “Halo: Cooking Evolved” (Doc Shaftoe)
- “Next in our tour of Bungie Studios, we find Luke finally preparing to make good on all those Steaktaculars…apparently, “Steak Dinner” is Bungie-code-speak for “Fish Takos & Pie”.” (Mid7night)
- “No no, I’ll check for enemies out here. You go look in the kitchen. Be careful. Maybe if you find nothing, you could make sandwiches for the team. If you find nothing. Just sayin.” (BC)
- “When Commander Keyes asked John to stick his hard, pink extremitie into her warm, wet oven, he happily obliged.” (Tactful)
- “I’ll be right out. I just have to finish the bite.” (Aklangi)
Hopefully the plethora of witty banter whetted everybody’s appetite for a serious session of captioning because it’s about that time. We’re sticking with the feminine theme this week (or are we?) as available for your wisecracking pleasure is this incredibly flattering screenshot of Dare. It’s screaming with potential so please, caption to your heart’s content!
Author: chris101b
goddamn, what did you eat?
Dun dun dun -evil music-
“Buck, you might want to put some cream on that.”
Dare’s face when she realised what the strange and unfamilliar octupus like alien was really attempting to do.
Fap-tastic!
ewwww
I know… it had to be said (not really)
Dare saw the Rookie’s face
Darematic
This is the face that is made when a rather large cactus is inserted into an orifice which a cactus really should not be.
This is the face that is made after reading that ‘caption’.
Wait, there is an orifice that a cactus should be in?!?
You know…
“In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn!”
LOTR Reference FTW
“I SEE WUT YOU DID THAR!”
You mess with my Friday mornings again and you’ll be dealing with more than Dare’s crazy eyes!
It’s not a threat, hell it’s not even a promise. To be perfectly honest I’m far too lazy to ever follow through on this ;) FANX Miss BloggyMcAngel!
Dare’s Face when she found out bs angel was stealing her Reconz.
Try as she might, Dare just couldn’t move her head from the velcro wall.
Come with me if you want to live. (Arnold style)
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Dare catches her first glimpse of the Rookie tea-bagging brutes
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I saw what you did all over the Drop Pod.
“O Rly?”
“You did WHAT with my helmet?”
FFFFFFUUUUU-
You beat me to it.
“Virgil is right behind me, isn’t he?”
“stay perfectly still… their vision is based on movement”
2nd one is Great!
very nice on the Jurassic Park reference!
Does this angle make my jaw look any smaller?
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*Austin Powers voice* “It’s a man, baby!”
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I pity the fool who isn’t prepared to drop!
“Rookie! Why are Virgil’s tentacles in your…nevermind let’s just keep moving”
“Your rollover minutes are perfectly good! Not everyone gets to keep their used minutes, you know.”
“I don’t look Russian in this do I?”
“Get of that cod piece steve!!!”
“Yet you wonder why she has such a big helmet”
Dramatic Chipmunk would be proud.
I rest my case.
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj160/shadowsquid86/darematic.png?t=1256912529
Darematic chipmunk was the first thing i thought. XD
It’s a prairie dog, fools! Or rather, a chipmunk that big and without a tail would be freaky…
But yeah, it was the first thing I thought of too XD
I heard it was big but thats scary BIG!
I see what you did there.
See she was part of the guys now, Buck decided to show Dare the Hawty McBloggy IH3SotW.
Mute it before you chew it.
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Why are you looking at me like that?
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Sup dawg, we heard you like Internet humor so we put a meme in your game so you can laugh while you fight.
Everything was going so well, until Dare spotted Gaius Baltar in the Data Hive….
Nice BSG reference!
…Nice pistol.
Dare’s daring the rookie to a staredown.
“Ceiling Dare sees you masturbating”
And I see Dare masturbating from the ceiling.
Remember the image of the blue spartan pointing and staring… i think you could replace the blue spartan images with this one and youll get the same effect
“Buck, just because you keep waving that Magnum round doesn’t mean we’ll make love”
“You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talking… you talking to me? Well I’m the only one here. ”
Sorry. Just had to do “Taxi Driver”. :)
Srs Dare.
Major League Serious Dare…
~B.B.
“Although her face would not show it, Chyna was extremely happy to finally win the WWE title belt after all these years. ”
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“It ain’t a Jellyfish BITCH, it’s an Engineer!”
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No, I don’t want a drink of your roofie-colata.
~B.B.
Whoa… too much info.
*looks in mirror* “What is that thing on my face? Oh, its my chin.”
( .) ( .)
thump thump thump buck nows not the time to do that sort of thang
I know what you did last summer
The ‘Dare Stare’ was given shortly after Buck started singing “Hey, you’re a crazy b**ch, but you f**k so good I’m on top of it…”
“Buck – Please put your armour back on….”
This is Dare’s impression of the Dramatic Gopher.
Screw it nevermind, everybody already beat me to everything.
*Dare’s internal voice*
I don’t think Buck heard me rip one. Crap. He is looking at me. Uh. Look back Dare, look back. Act casual.
Oh is this your card? *CRUSH*
Reference for those who don’t know: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LauaI21uFgY
After asking Buck if he had killed any of the engineers, her follow up was “What do you mean you killed ALL of them…?”
“Did your rifle just wink at me?”
I saw what you did there Rookie.
Dare’s reaction to seeing the Master Chief. Needless to say, she wasn’t impressed.
Dare after watching bs angel steal Chief’s codpiece.
Dare began to suspect that those weren’t actually tentacles that Virgil was covered in.
DO NOT WANT !
“Oh god, put the helmet back on Rookie!”
Put those tentacles away Virgil.
Dare thought the mood lighting did wonders for her face. The Rookie, on the other hand, did not.
Braaaiiins…
I wonder what sort of special training she went through? I mean, they don’t call them “spooks” for nothing…
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So this is what Buck meant about “not getting an answer”?
A Fish Pie? Really?
“You killed -how many- Engineers, Rookie!?”
What has been seen, cannot be unseen
Damn, my streak of quotings was broken! Oh well, 3 in a row is prettty damn good. And the caption:
You may have gotten past my guards, Mr. Bond. But you’ll find I’m much more deadly. *strokes cat*
“What you talkin’ bout Willis!”
“Rookie for the last time keep your pants on!”
ORLY?
“So that’s what the hole underneath is for. Oh.”
(Refering to Virgil)
“Say WHAAAA!?!?!”
“That’s nice, now put it back.”
“I’m not staring! I’m just morbidly curious.”
“And what caliber is that thing again?”
wow… that thing is definitely over 9000!!!!!!
Thanks for using my screenshot!!
“This is what happens when you talk about Dare behind her back…. AND THEN SHE FINDS OUT!!!”
“Everybody told Dare that she looked so terrifying, she wouldn’t need a costume for Halloween.”
“Dare was horrified to learn that they had passed Sublevel 9 and they were, in fact, on Sublevel Over 9000.”
Wait, little correction on that second one:
“Dare was enraged to learn that they had long ago passed the Superintendent’s data core and were now, in fact, on Sublevel Over 9000.”
Dare was surprised and disgusted by the Brute’s Halloween “Thriller” rendition.
“Buck, that’s tiny, you can’t be serious…”
“Virgil, what are you doing!?”
(The engineer, not the AI)
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“Im really a man!”
*Dramatic Music*
“BANG!!” said the lady
no wait, its bam not bang…..crap whatever
“BAM!!” said the lady
“That’s NOT how you do it, boys…”
“I see what you did thar”
“Buck, I didn’t know it was that BIG!!!”
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Dare had asked everyone to get their kit off, The Rookie took it a little too Seriously
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Buck was rubbing the big pink squishy thing while Dare watched
And not the big pink squishy thing you’re hoping for.
Dare: You ate WHAT!
Buck: But it looked like fairy floss……
Don’t even tell me what THOSE warts are!
OH REALLY NOW?
So THESE are the magazines he’s been reading!
Dare was shocked to read that the Bungie forums thought Miranda Keyes was more attractive.
Dares reaction to seeing chocolate ice cream after watching “Two Girls, One Cup”
“I said MUTE IT before you CHEW IT!!!”
what in the name of Master Chief are you looking at you sonofa…
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you know, maybe eating that chili wasn’t such a good idea
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‘Ask me one more question and i’m beating the sh*t outta you’
Now you know why I prefer myself with my helmet ON
Dare had just discovered Rule 34 for engineers and grunts.
You call THAT a footlong?
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Is it supposed to be that colour??
AHM A CHARGIN MAH LAZAAARR!!
“Damn it, Buck! That reeks. Don’t try to blame it on the bugger guts. Or Virgil.”
Stosh had jokingly advised Lars Bakken to make Dare’s face scary by default when they were finishing her player model. Unaware of the situation being a joke, Bakken agreed… and he’s regretted it ever since.
OMG A Traffic Cone!!!!
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
Dare had mixed feelings about seeing brute wang.
woah! I made the same face when I found out that Bruce Willis was a ghost too!
I am just posting an xtra one on just because I can.
Dare was enthralled when the Rookie decided to teach her the Butterfly
By the way, That ruined my minute…
*GODMODE ENABLED