Whenever I’ve enjoyed an evening consisting of nothing but a good old fashioned screwing, I’m always left in a state of complete and utter exhaustion. Skittles somehow has the same experience though and comes away with an incredible tangible result. Armed with nothing but a screwdriver, a pocket knife, and an image in his head, he substituted a firm, round pumpkin as the canvas to create his latest Halo-themed masterpiece. His Halloween creation, which will undoubtedly be adorning his porch this Saturday evening, features a flaming ODST helmet with the word Helljumpers bordering the top. I would say Skittles is officially prepared to drop, but I do believe he has already dropped it. Perhaps even like it’s hawt.
*Images posted with permission.http://hawtymcbloggy.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/helljumper02.jpg
Posted by iCeDrAgOn01 on October 27, 2009 at 1:28 am
There’s no picture :[ And Skittles is my homie! Haha. I love that guy :D
Posted by bs angel on October 27, 2009 at 1:37 am
Sorry, I’m messing with my media files. It should be fixed. :)
Posted by iCeDrAgOn01 on October 27, 2009 at 1:39 am
Yay :D That’s awesome.
Posted by the_eNeME on October 27, 2009 at 8:12 am
Hey, I know that guy! *waves* HI!!!
Posted by CBTrigger on October 27, 2009 at 1:49 am
I have a feeling this will dominate the 343 Guilt O’ Latern contest (if entered).
Posted by undercoverduck on October 27, 2009 at 3:08 am
Man, Halloween is huge in America, practically nothing happens here in Aus.
Posted by dragnew on October 27, 2009 at 3:45 am
Same for NZ
Posted by pittofdoom on October 27, 2009 at 5:54 am
It’s because we Americans are fat, and do so love our candy. And practical jokes. And obnoxious costumes. Oh, and the badass pumpkins, too.
Posted by xLAS3RP01NT3Rx on October 27, 2009 at 2:53 pm
What about the slootpocalypse?
Posted by Marksman on October 30, 2009 at 11:50 pm
Lol, the best I can do is throw a sheet on my head, walk up the street and collect maybe, 20 different lollies (candy, is American, but we call em Lollies)
Posted by Queen 0f Blades (Sonya 00101) on October 27, 2009 at 5:45 am
Man, and all I carved was a stupid cat. X_X That’s really good.
Posted by bs angel on October 27, 2009 at 11:49 am
You did better than me! After my monumental carving failure last year, I’m not even trying this year. I bought a white pumpkin, put it in the middle of the table as a centerpiece, and called it good.
Posted by augustelc on October 27, 2009 at 2:20 pm
yeah! easy way out ftw!
Posted by Poopie McGhee on October 27, 2009 at 7:22 pm
Last time I tried pumpkin carving, I messed up at the end and, out of frustration, hit it with a shotty…
Posted by Marksman on October 30, 2009 at 11:54 pm
And there’s something else we don’t get in Aus. Legalised Guns, since the Martin Bryant Massacre in ‘96 (or ‘94, anyway, it was either before or after my birthyear).
Since he went crazy in Tasmania, we haven’t been allowed to have guns. Oh, how fun it would be to brutally tear apart a pumpkin. The best I’ve done is shred a drink can when I went to the US last year with a 12 guage. The 12-guage pump smashed my arm when I got cocky and didn’t hold it right. (Get it, cocky, shotgun? Nevermind).
Posted by Marksman on October 30, 2009 at 11:54 pm
Lol at my post. It’s huge. XD
Posted by bs angel on October 30, 2009 at 11:59 pm
That’s what she said. :rimshot:
Posted by Marksman on November 1, 2009 at 2:23 am
Hence the “XD”
Posted by emptysuit on October 27, 2009 at 6:30 am
great design! we don’t put pumpkins out, too many pumpkin thieves.
Posted by Poopie McGhee on October 27, 2009 at 7:23 pm
(Musically) I’m Jack… The Pumpkin Thief…
Posted by BC on October 27, 2009 at 7:08 am
That is amazing
Posted by Scotty-Bob on October 27, 2009 at 7:33 am
That’s gotta look better than he even imagined! I can’t imagine trying to think through that….
Posted by Mike on October 27, 2009 at 7:37 am
ya know what could also be a good one? carving out the odst helmet, and adding extra recessions into the pumpkin to try to form a brute so that when you light up the inside it looks like the visor is on
Posted by Obi Wan Stevobi on October 27, 2009 at 8:04 am
lol, immortal screws pumpkins.
Posted by the_eNeME on October 27, 2009 at 8:10 am
That’s it! I’m changing sides!
Obi sux.
FoMan Rulz!
Posted by Obi Wan Stevobi on October 27, 2009 at 8:13 am
et tu, brute?
Posted by the_eNeME on October 27, 2009 at 8:38 am
Et ego, Obi… Et ego.
(It took me 20 minutes to figure out how to say that… and I bet it’s still grammatically incorrect!)
Posted by Rhamsey on October 27, 2009 at 8:08 am
This is just made of win.
Posted by Exspartan 138 on October 28, 2009 at 9:44 am
I thought it was a pumpkin…
Posted by Marksman on November 1, 2009 at 2:26 am
Smart-ass.
Posted by Ragingterror on October 27, 2009 at 8:13 am
That is WICKED
Posted by BerserkerBarage on October 27, 2009 at 11:02 am
Still waiting for a chance to see Hawty’s “pumpkins”…if you know what I’m sayin’!!
And here I thought the only good thing about pumpkins was building giant trebuchets to launch them hundreds of feet until they explode in orange mists of awesome.
Nice work Skittles. Now go win HBO’s contest for me!!
~B.B.
Posted by bs angel on October 27, 2009 at 11:51 am
You don’t get to see my pumpkins but I’ll give you a peek of my gourd!
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a124/boysofsheahem/IMG_4705.jpg
Posted by BerserkerBarage on October 27, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Oh, you sure do look like you know how to handle a gourd!!
I think that gourd is trying to go from 6 to midnight while you’re holding it ;)
~B.B.
Posted by Exspartan 138 on October 28, 2009 at 9:45 am
0_o
Posted by L337MA573R on October 27, 2009 at 12:01 pm
This…that…that’s amazing. Too bad it will rot away soon.
Posted by DethPwn on October 27, 2009 at 2:04 pm
I can’t get that fricking Wario pumpkin outta’ my head!
Posted by xLAS3RP01NT3Rx on October 27, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Weh Weh Wehh
:p
Posted by DethPwn on October 27, 2009 at 5:54 pm
LAWL!!!
Still as funny.
And creepy :)
Posted by xLAS3RP01NT3Rx on October 27, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Thats an awesome pumpkin…
I wish I had the skill to do something like that..
Posted by StephaBon on October 27, 2009 at 5:13 pm
That is one outrageously amazing pumpkin.
Posted by GeneralCupcakes on October 27, 2009 at 5:43 pm
If any kid trys to f**k up this pumpkin, I’m going to send him into a world of hurt.
Posted by HellCat on October 27, 2009 at 6:47 pm
That is some sick skills you have there. Nz doesn’t do cool internet/gaming/pumpkin stuff like that. And pumpkin tastes bad
Posted by Exspartan 138 on October 28, 2009 at 9:57 am
You have the path to Mordor though. That is something.
Posted by HellCat on October 28, 2009 at 10:39 am
true true
Posted by obsidianchao on October 28, 2009 at 4:46 pm
That’s incredibly badass. Too bad I’m missing Haloween (see what I did there?) to go squirrel huntin’.
Posted by obsidianchao on October 28, 2009 at 4:47 pm
I forgot to mention that that would make a great pie.
Posted by firehawk6647 on October 29, 2009 at 10:14 am
haha i carved a recon helmet on my pumpkin. =p turned out pretty good.
Posted by Itz Ske7ch on October 30, 2009 at 10:22 pm
wow i wish i could carve i can only play halo……………lol
Posted by Itz Ske7ch on October 30, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Achievement unlocked now your a badass pumkin carver!! 30G
Posted by the_eNeME on November 2, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Hey, look! Voting is open. Go vote for my pumpkin! =) http://nikon.bungie.org/misc/guiltolantern09/