Chronicles of ODS Steve: The Great Food Nipple (#45)

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25 Responses to this post.

  1. *strokes chin*
    The plot thickens…

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    • Posted by UnluckyIrish14 on October 23, 2009 at 2:29 pm

      Dude, if the plot is thickening, then that milk is WAAAY past its expiration date.

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  2. Posted by augustelc on October 22, 2009 at 4:02 am

    All hail the great food nipple!

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  3. Posted by EXZA on October 22, 2009 at 5:00 am

    Not the nipple I was hoping for.
    >_>

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    • Posted by Crazy A 64 on October 22, 2009 at 6:12 am

      Yeah, we were all hoping to see a Mother Grunts hairy nip of course… Wait, wut?

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    • Posted by xLAS3RP01NT3Rx on October 22, 2009 at 6:02 pm

      You do realize its illegal to show porn on the internet, right?

      Wait a minute…

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  4. Posted by Visitor at home on October 22, 2009 at 9:14 am

    This is suitably climactic. Wonder what happens when you squeeze the long bit.

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    • Posted by paul on October 22, 2009 at 9:48 am

      then the plot really thickens lmao

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      • Posted by bs angel on October 22, 2009 at 10:03 am

        Eeewww!

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    • thats what she said

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  5. Posted by muisje on October 22, 2009 at 9:45 am

    Help, they will fire it to destroy new mombasa

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  6. LOL after all these years the food nipple makes an appearance.

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  7. Posted by gazas on October 22, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    Bwahahaha!

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  8. Now the Excavation epilogue at the end of ODST makes sense!

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  9. Posted by JLay on October 22, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    Ummm, shouldn’t there be two of them? :)

    ———–

    Yo Mamma’s food nipple is so big it needs a tri-pod!

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  10. Posted by xLAS3RP01NT3Rx on October 22, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    DeepCee, you never cease to scare the hell out of me. Now I’m a good boy.

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  11. Posted by rapemonkey on October 22, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    Almost like the real thing :)

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  12. Posted by HellCat on October 22, 2009 at 8:23 pm

    Just how momma makes it

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  13. Giant food nipple needs something giant to suck it….

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  14. Posted by Bob Grunt on October 23, 2009 at 8:05 am

    Man, those grunts must really love to suck. *rimshot*

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    • Posted by JLay on October 23, 2009 at 11:20 am

      Looks like it’s time for some epic suck!

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  15. Posted by Menma on October 23, 2009 at 8:25 am

    Lol has anyone noticed that on every comment somebody gives it a thumbs down?

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  16. Posted by L337MA573R on October 23, 2009 at 11:56 am

    Wouldn’t the grunts be using some Forerunner-based technology, instead of a primitive human design?

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  17. Posted by ZZoMBiE13 on October 23, 2009 at 11:04 pm

    But are they using Aunt Gruntie’s Old Fashioned sterilized Food Nipples?

    http://zzombiexiii.deviantart.com/art/Aunt-Grunties-logo-100329705

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    • Posted by DeepCee on October 27, 2009 at 12:10 pm

      LOL…that’s hilarious and a bit scary at the same time

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