Master Chief Shakes His Groove Thing

Last time we saw Master Chief dance, the video was covered by an annoyingly obtrusive advertisement for footlongs. Perhaps I wouldn’t have minded as much if they would have been the delectable kind I actually enjoy having in my mouth but alas, they were not. This new footage, taken from the same Saints game, gives us almost a full minute of our favorite Spartan getting down while being confined to just the cramped aisle of the football stadium. The only distraction this time around is Mr. Oblivious in the front row. Seriously, how in the world could you not know a seven foot tall, 1,000-pound supersoldier was dancing directly behind you?

Source [HBO]

33 Responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Socket on October 21, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    He’s good at that. I demand moar vids

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  2. Posted by xLAS3RP01NT3Rx on October 21, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    Master Chief is Sexay.
    In a non-homosexual kinda way.

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    • Posted by soulofaqua on October 21, 2009 at 3:26 pm

      It’s okay -pats your back- every straight guy can have have his one man crush.

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      • Posted by Crazeye0 on October 21, 2009 at 11:58 pm

        Just one man crush?
        I’m sorry Nathan Fillion, looks like this isn’t gonna work out…

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    • Posted by bs angel on October 21, 2009 at 3:45 pm

      I’d do him, but I’m guessing everybody already knew that.

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      • One question that keeps me up at nights is whether BS angel would rather see Master Chief’s face or his wang. Something keeps telling me wang.

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        • Posted by xLAS3RP01NT3Rx on October 21, 2009 at 7:05 pm

          Bow Chicka Wow Wow.

      • Posted by Ny Hitman 0401 on October 21, 2009 at 4:28 pm

        Angel… Keep it in your pants… Wait… Nvm…

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        • Posted by HellCat on October 21, 2009 at 8:43 pm

          In a non homo way? I love him in that way. Am i the only one?

  3. O what a great dancer !

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  4. Posted by SoC BrownSound on October 21, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    That seriously just made my day

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  5. Posted by DethPwn on October 21, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    Let’s see Nathan Drake pull that one off in a half-tuck!!!

    *above comment said while desperately craving Uncharted 2*

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    • Posted by DethPwn on October 23, 2009 at 2:43 pm

      I love this song, it’s from the NFL Street 2 Soundtrack.

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  6. Posted by augustelc on October 21, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    MC must have learned those moves from cortana…

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  7. Posted by krazygamer1011 on October 21, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    My face just went numb.!.!

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  8. Posted by HellCat on October 21, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    Uhhh you mean the sandwich right angel? Because if not then you cant say that on the net

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    • Posted by bs angel on October 21, 2009 at 8:47 pm

      Find another Spartan and I’d totally do a sandwich!

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      • Posted by HellCat on October 21, 2009 at 11:46 pm

        selfish much? where is mine?

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      • Posted by Hunter on October 24, 2009 at 10:00 am

        Angel, you definitely have the best covert application of innuendos of anyone I’ve ever met.

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        • Posted by bs angel on October 24, 2009 at 11:44 am

          Covert, eh? I don’t think anybody has ever described me that way before. I’ll work on being more obvious! ;)

      • Posted by Mr Nom Nom Noms on October 24, 2009 at 7:01 pm

        Angel? wats a sandwich?

        ———————–

        Kyle: SAAAAAAAM!!!!! I GOTS ME A SAM-WICH!!!!!!

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  9. That spartan has sick moves. That was excellent. Seriously, the man in that armor should be on So You Think You Can Dance (for us US people)

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  10. He sure can shake his booty…

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  11. Posted by Gi85on on October 22, 2009 at 1:41 am

    If the halo movie falls through we may see him in Step UP 3

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  12. Posted by Fiesta on October 22, 2009 at 6:02 am

    Wow he is surprisingly good. Note to to prospective MC cosplayers out there: Know how to dance first.

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  13. Posted by paul on October 22, 2009 at 9:51 am

    that move at :15 and the robot dance after it made my day lol

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  14. Posted by Lancer on October 22, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    Finnally! There is someone who loves Halo and football! The Saints may not be my favourite team, but I think they’ll go all the way. I’m rootin’ for them. (I might live longer if I do. Don’t wanna be upsettin the MC.)

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  15. Posted by danieljc2008 on October 22, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    yo, my face was like, on auto-smile.

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  16. Hilarity sure did ensue…

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  17. Posted by Exspartan 138 on October 23, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    I don’t know but I couldn’t stop laughing at mr. Oblivious. Master Chief…Killer of aliens, Savior of Earth, and an award winning dancer…

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  18. Posted by L3377MA573R on October 23, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    Meh, his Step-Shuffle-Turn at 0:09 needs some work.

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  19. Posted by Chick on October 23, 2009 at 9:36 pm

    go chiefy, go chiefy, chicka chickahhh

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  20. Posted by shadierliam on October 24, 2009 at 2:05 am

    That! has just made my day! Lol! XD

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