Some people would pay extra to ensure that teeth are not part of their experience. Sculptor Kalapusa is hoping there are some individuals who feel the exact opposite though. Determined to create an absolute masterpiece, he first began his ambitious project by thoroughly researching animal skin patterns, mouth anatomy, aging, and plant life. What he learned combined with five months of arduous work left him with what is arguably the most realistic interpretation of the iconic Super Mario Bros. Piranha Plant ever created. Assuming that you find the thought of owning a large, carnivorous sculpture more than a little appealing, it could potentially be yours for a starting bid of only US $1,400. If that price tag has a bit too much bite for you, there’s also a baby version available at a fraction of the cost. That one has significantly less teeth and a whole lot more gums, which we all know is more desirable anyways.
*A special thanks to TJ Fadness, who prefers women with removable dentures, for the tip!
Posted by gr1nandbear1t on October 19, 2009 at 10:16 am
i love it, now lets have whip round so we can all buy it
Posted by Frogg1rl on October 19, 2009 at 10:21 am
Those are some scary looking teeth!
Posted by TJ Fadness on October 19, 2009 at 10:23 am
Oh, so you actually got the tip. I was wondering why you didn’t even respond to me… :/
Posted by bs angel on October 19, 2009 at 10:26 am
I did reply to your email, seven days ago as a matter of fact. I’ll forward you the response again (maybe check your spam box?). :)
Posted by TJ Fadness on October 19, 2009 at 10:36 am
Oh, really? I’ll go check it now.
Yep, they’re there. Well, it’s odd that gmail would automatically put you in my spam folder. Usually they don’t make those sort of mistakes.
Well no matter now. The story has been posted; all is well. :)
Posted by TJ Fadness on October 19, 2009 at 10:39 am
Great, now I’m compelled to go dig through the 1066 spam emails I have.
Also, correction in my previous post: “Usually it doesn’t make those sort of mistakes.”
Posted by bs angel on October 19, 2009 at 10:44 am
I’ve had more than a few people tell me that my messages end up in their spam folder so I check mine every day. There’s always at least one or two a week that go in there that shouldn’t unfortunately.
Posted by Poopie McGhee on October 19, 2009 at 11:33 pm
Hey… Did you get that code for Brutal Legend that Gamestop sent me?
Posted by TJ Fadness on October 19, 2009 at 10:29 am
Also, Making of video here:
Posted by GeneralCupcakes on October 19, 2009 at 3:26 pm
i remember seeing this on Youtube!
Posted by NartFOpc on October 19, 2009 at 10:39 am
That thing is AWESOME
Posted by augustelc on October 19, 2009 at 12:32 pm
holy shit, if i could buy that and wasnt broke i would totally buy it
Posted by Wasiq on October 19, 2009 at 12:34 pm
WHAT! Now I gotta worry about those in the Real World TOO! WHAT THE HELL BUNGIE? I mean Nintendo. Sorry, force of habit.
Posted by DethPwn on October 19, 2009 at 1:32 pm
This is insane. First the discovery that FYE is selling Sonic gloves, and now this?
Truly this is a great age for gamers!!!
Posted by Nick on October 19, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Oh man this looks like it’s going to be a big job..better go grab my Roundup..
Posted by Gil on October 19, 2009 at 2:21 pm
That is amazingly disgusting. Me wants! (but not for $1400).
Posted by staticrift on October 19, 2009 at 3:32 pm
That is so cool. Love the detail. If i was rich id so buy it!
Posted by xLAS3RP01NT3Rx on October 19, 2009 at 3:43 pm
I love the baby one.
So innocent.
But it would still eat you if it had the chance.
Posted by RevMDN on October 20, 2009 at 5:52 am
Very nice.
Posted by Queen 0f Blades on October 20, 2009 at 8:46 am
That’s awesome. It even has texture on it, and the teeth are colored.
Digging the mobile-friendly site layout btw.
Posted by LAZR Blade 14 on October 21, 2009 at 7:43 pm
Eh, it doesn’t look that realistIOH GOD IT’S COMING RIGHT AT ME