Those of you who enjoy nothing more than a good hammering are in for a treat this weekend as the current Halo 3 Double EXP playlist of choice is the always enjoyable Grifball. Before you begin pounding people with that big, hard club of yours though, how about you stick around for some of our traditional Friday captioning? First we can go over last week’s witty responses and then it’s time to show yet another screenshot a good time!
- “Where do I put the quarter?!” (the Light Show)
- “Little did he know, all of the Grunts were hiding inside.” (SPOC)
- “The UNSC takes its trend of naming vehicles after animals a little too far. ” (pittofdoom)
- “Once players reached Set 5 on Firefight they realised they’d need to find cunning hiding places in order to survive.” (Arby)
- “To the finish, UNSC-BISCUIT!” (Penguin_Ninjoid)
- “When the Rookie was talking about a vehicle with pure horsepower, this isn’t what the rest of the squad had in mind…. ” (StealthSpeed3)
- “You have to give GameStop credit, their pre-order bonuses are definitely imaginative.” (DethPwn)
- “This wasn’t the first time a squad member had ridden a dirty, horse-faced beast; Buck and Dare used to be an item.” (Tactful)
While the last image showed someone riding an animal (and for the record, I’m referring to the zebra, not Dare!), the following screenshot shows some Spartans on a boat. They seem to be in quite the pickle, the specifics of which I’m leaving for you to determine and hopefully voice in the form of a witty caption. Now have at it!
Author: Wiking Scott
Posted by bs angel on October 9, 2009 at 1:52 am
I would like to take bets on how many captions will be a variation of the song, “I’m on a boat!” Opening bids start at $10.
AND FIRST!!
Posted by Arby on October 9, 2009 at 2:11 am
XD I thought that it looked like something else, much much worse =P
Posted by Nate on October 9, 2009 at 10:33 am
Eva spartan yelled after hitting the wave:
Damn it! Stop the boat !T-Pain went overboard!!
Posted by Billdebeast on October 9, 2009 at 1:03 pm
the only downside of that caption is nobody would stop their boat if t-pain went overboard. :p
Posted by VoicedWalnut on October 10, 2009 at 1:02 pm
I bid that there will be 30 I’m on a boat captions with $12
Posted by Mikey Rocks on October 9, 2009 at 2:12 am
Warning: variation of “im on a boat” sorry
EVA was excited when teh Reconz told him about the free boat ride for 3, but now found himself dissapointed without T Pain on board.
Posted by Nate on October 9, 2009 at 10:35 am
EVA was tired of T-Pain’s saying “Im on a boat.”
Posted by ElusiveEagle on October 9, 2009 at 2:14 am
You know you’re in trouble when it takes three people to slide on your rubber…
Posted by Arby on October 9, 2009 at 2:15 am
Two new Reconers accepted help from mr EVA to help hold the noobs at bay, little did they know he was contemplating on killing them and stealing their armour.
Jealous of the attention Recon had been getting of late, mr EVA, in an attempt to get attention, mustered all of his originality to come up with a pose, a pose that surely nobody had done before.
In the Haloverse boats are not confined to water. (Sorry bs =D)
Posted by the Light Show on October 9, 2009 at 2:21 am
EVA, do you trust me?
Posted by Crazy A 64 on October 9, 2009 at 2:27 am
“I’M ON A B…” Ah F*ck it!
Posted by craniumkid22 on October 9, 2009 at 2:34 am
“I knew we should have stopped for directions”
Posted by AusQB on October 9, 2009 at 2:38 am
“Alright, let’s do this. You guys shou-…oh great, more Recon.”
Posted by IcyTreats on October 9, 2009 at 2:44 am
‘Dude, I told you NOT to go up that ramp.’
EVA promised he’d get the Reconers away from the vicious t-baggers. He just didn’t say how.
Posted by pwkwsfi on October 9, 2009 at 3:11 am
“This is not what I was thinking when you mentioned ‘motorboat’ and ‘ribbed dinghy.’”
Posted by SkelBrute on October 9, 2009 at 6:45 am
This one has win coming out of it ears!
Posted by Whitehawk13 on October 9, 2009 at 7:12 am
Agreed. If this isn’t one of the chosen ones, I’ll cry…. or someone else will…. maybe.
Posted by Pete Cooper on October 9, 2009 at 3:16 am
Blue Team’s ride on the log flume took a disastrous turn when they ended up inside a grain store.
Posted by JLay on October 9, 2009 at 5:23 am
After a rapid assault approach, Recon kills the motor…then instinctively starts teabagging it.
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I never thought I’d see the day, in boat with Recon and EVA!
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“I’m on a boat in my flippy-floppies,
Postin’ funny quotes for you, Hawty!”
Posted by SPOC on October 9, 2009 at 5:27 am
“I think this well may be dry.”
Posted by EliteXDeath on October 9, 2009 at 5:30 am
“The EVA captain frustrated, desperatly throws his AR against the dumb Recon for steering port instead of starport.”
Posted by Jekotia on October 9, 2009 at 5:35 am
“Dear physics, please don’t kill us.”
Posted by pittofdoom on October 9, 2009 at 5:57 am
Blue team takes the “Ship of Fools” approach in an attempt to lure the Reds into a state of overconfidence.
Posted by Tactful on October 9, 2009 at 6:07 am
Live won’t hurt anymore
It’s an open smile on a friendly shore.
It’s XBOX LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! It’s XBOX LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! It’s
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
It’s the Live Boat-ah! It’s the Xbox Live Boat-ah!
Posted by SHAGGYDEATH on October 9, 2009 at 6:36 am
The Blue team did their best remake of “Journey to the Center of the Earth”
Finally! Scientific proof that George Washington was a Blue!
Posted by SkelBrute on October 9, 2009 at 6:43 am
“You kids shut up back there or I will turn this boat around right now, and take you straight to red base and let them have you!”
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“So, do you wonder twins still think using a fusion coil to power our landing boat was such a good idea?” *Reaching for sticky grenade*
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“What do you mean you can’t fix it? Isn’t that funny armor you have supposed to give you some kind of special powers?”
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“Hey, Big Head! Quit screwing around up there acting like Leo and give us a hand back here!”
Posted by Das Kalk on October 9, 2009 at 7:00 am
i’m a survivor, i’m not gonna give up, i’m not gonna stop, I’ll keep on survivin!
Posted by Whitehawk13 on October 9, 2009 at 7:08 am
James Bond for the 26th Century.
(Crouched Recon): Sarge?
(EVA): Yes?
(CR): What happened to the water… and DARE?
EVA: You saw nothing!
Posted by rowboat 000 on October 9, 2009 at 7:10 am
You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
Posted by Monkey_lord on October 9, 2009 at 7:17 am
Rule 27 of The Spartan Life: When using going fishing with friends with explosives, remember to turn off the Cowbell Skull.
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How the hell did a minor gust blew us up here? We weigh like a damn ton each!
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Uh guys, I’m just stating the obvious, but I think this is not the boat launching ramp.
Posted by Mike on October 9, 2009 at 7:36 am
Nice navigating columbus… now we’ll never get to india!
Posted by One Crazy Idiot on October 9, 2009 at 7:43 am
The Spartans thought UNSC stood for United Nations SEALCommand. This is the SEAL armor.
*starts singing “In the Navy”…
Posted by Anton P. Nym on October 9, 2009 at 8:02 am
“Paddle harder; I hear ‘Dueling Banjos’!”
— Steve was scarred deeply by that movie.
Posted by Anton P. Nym on October 9, 2009 at 9:29 am
Or… “Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!” (A tip o’ the helmet to Nathan “Mal” Fillion.)
— Steve
Posted by CrazedOne1988 on October 9, 2009 at 8:04 am
So who wants to ride on my dinghy?
Posted by Poopie McGhee on October 9, 2009 at 8:06 am
We have discovered weightlessness… The applications are limitless, like this example or the spartan Drop Boat… the only problems are the inevitable deaths that come with sinking for spartans…
Posted by Poopie McGhee on October 9, 2009 at 8:08 am
weightlessnessand instead say “Awesomeness”Posted by ChestnutFirefly on October 9, 2009 at 8:07 am
Innnndddddyyy!
Posted by General Vagueness on October 9, 2009 at 8:09 am
Got in navy and Titanic comments right before me. Oh well.
“Near, far, wherever you are, my heart will go on.” I had to learn that song for music class in 5th grade.
These Spartans hadn’t realized that the 26th-century navy still patrolled Earth’s waters. The Office of Naval Intelligence knew this, but as usual having less field experience, were unfortunately not good with boats.
Jumping ship (LIKE A BOSS)
Posted by Whitehawk13 on October 9, 2009 at 8:14 am
They found how to move Zig, but Sierra 117 had already beaten them to Justice.
Posted by Whitehawk13 on October 9, 2009 at 8:15 am
(or is Justice the prophet that Steve is dealing with? :P)
Posted by t0rm3n7 on October 9, 2009 at 8:14 am
Another of Microsoft’s failed ideas for a Halo Kart game.
Posted by HSAR on October 9, 2009 at 8:19 am
“And my heart will go on and on….”
(That’s the Titanic song “My heart will go on”, for those that don’t know)
Posted by Mizzy on October 9, 2009 at 8:24 am
“Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub, and who do you think they be?”
Posted by B Falcon on October 9, 2009 at 8:25 am
You promised me that there would be water here!
Posted by Morpheus300 on October 9, 2009 at 8:48 am
4th Attempt…
“I told you not to use the grenade but Nooooooooooo…..”
Posted by DeltaForam on October 9, 2009 at 9:02 am
EVA: WTF, this is not the General Lee and how the hell did you install a “Dixie” horn on this thing
Posted by Mr Viper on October 9, 2009 at 9:31 am
“They’ll easily man a Tank, Banshee, Pelican or even a Fighter Bomber, but ask a Spartan to operate a dinghy and they’ll crumble under the pressure.”
“Having specially designated his team blue armor to camouflage them during the sea assault, the EVA leader regretted leaving the job of camouflaging the boat to the Recon Brothers.”
Posted by NartFOpc on October 9, 2009 at 9:32 am
Split your lungs with blood and thunder,
When you see the white whale.
Break your backs and crack your oars, men!
If you wish to prevail…
This ivory leg is what propels me,
Harpoons thrust in the sky.
Aim directly for his crooked brow,
And look him straight in the eye!
White whale – Holy grail!
White whale – Holy grail!
Posted by Zee-V70 on October 9, 2009 at 9:34 am
“DUDE, I TOLD YOU WE CAN’T PRACTICE ZERO-GRAVITY BOATING IN THE ELEVATOR SHAFT!”
“Well, why not?”
“I–I, uh… IT JUST DOESN’T WORK THAT WAY!”
Posted by JLay on October 9, 2009 at 10:14 am
Prepare to drop!
Posted by IcyTreats on October 9, 2009 at 10:22 am
Nice. Made me lol.
Posted by James on October 9, 2009 at 10:18 am
“So… you’re sure this is how you got recon?”
Posted by njzy on October 9, 2009 at 10:21 am
EVA’s and women first!
Posted by MGH1138 on October 9, 2009 at 10:46 am
Dude, did you just pop my bra?
Posted by RedGrimRune on October 9, 2009 at 10:47 am
EVA: ” You guys sure this is how we get Vidmaster: Deja Vu?”
Recons: “Yeah…sure… *snirk*”
Posted by CrazedOne1988 on October 9, 2009 at 11:06 am
Man, so much for recreating George Washington crossing the delaware…….
Posted by Lt Anders on October 9, 2009 at 11:50 am
And thus, Agent Washington Crosses the Valhallan River.
-bleh, fail.
Posted by A Shaky Shotgun on October 9, 2009 at 11:52 am
Motorboating: you’re doing it wrong.
(get you’re minds out of the gutter!!)
Posted by Jim 028 on October 9, 2009 at 11:52 am
Coming this fall to the Discovery Channel, the Deadliest Catch just got deadlier!
Posted by pittofdoom on October 10, 2009 at 9:25 am
lol, Now with fully automatic weapons! And crabs that blow up when they’re caught.
Posted by ablestmage on October 13, 2009 at 6:28 am
The Deadliest Kitsch, anyway =P
Posted by El Bunnyo on October 9, 2009 at 11:54 am
“Blue team takes the admiral’s call for “…every last ship” too seriously”
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Due to budget cutbacks, ONI’s recon vessels are not what they used to be
Posted by the blue shoe on October 9, 2009 at 12:18 pm
ODSTeam FEMA
Posted by Ben Of Bodom UK on October 9, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Fuck land, I’m on a boat, motherfucker
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker
I’m on the deck with my boys, motherfucker
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker
Sorry XD
Posted by Aklangi on October 9, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Gun it EVA! Right into the hangar!
Posted by StealthSpeed3 on October 9, 2009 at 12:33 pm
When the Sarge said to the Drop Ships the Slow Squad got a little confused
_____________or:
INCOMING!!!!
__________and finally:
I’M KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!!
Posted by Cyanide & Happiness on October 12, 2009 at 9:32 am
On a boat like Leo….
If you own the show…
Posted by The Flying Spartan on October 9, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Come on! If this worked for Indiana Jones it’ll work for us!
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Holy crap! This boat is so awesome the water disappeared!
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You’re flooding the engine!
Posted by Humrh360 on October 9, 2009 at 12:42 pm
“Don’t look down, guys!”
Posted by VoltRabit on October 9, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Introducing the L33T Sw33T Jumps Clan
Posted by VoltRabit on October 9, 2009 at 12:51 pm
“You have to use the ‘choke’ then pull the start cord, don’t give it too much gas or you’ll flood the engine”
“When was this turd commission?”
“1996″
Posted by DethPwn on October 9, 2009 at 1:24 pm
After the news of another hostage taking, the UNSC decided to up their game against the Somalian pirates.
Posted by Shurmanator on October 9, 2009 at 1:49 pm
“General Washington, why the hell did we cross the bloody river at night?”
“Because it makes for a better painting, now shut up and row.”
“MARK WHALBERG YOUR BEARD IS AWESOME Oh crap look a storm.”
Posted by UnluckyIrish14 on October 9, 2009 at 2:23 pm
“Uh, guys, I, uh, think we might’ve made a wrong turn at the Albuquerque Canal. We seem to be being followed by a few Reds.”
“How many?”
“Enough to ruin the f***ing painting, General Washington.”
Posted by Shurmanator on October 13, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Awww. that’s in poor taste.
You stole my caption.
But don’t worry, it’s k.
Posted by Begocer on October 9, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Even Spartans drive dinghies as bad as Niko sometimes…
Posted by Love Slice on October 9, 2009 at 3:18 pm
When Blue realized that they were in an isolated area with no covenant to shoot, they were forced to find a new form of entertainment after their karaoke nights began to get repetitive.
Posted by StephaBon on October 9, 2009 at 4:39 pm
how many reconz does it take to get a raft down from a ceiling?………2 and 1/2
Posted by L3377MA573R on October 9, 2009 at 5:44 pm
-”Soooo….where’d you get the idea that a raft was a better idea than a parachute?”
-”I told you we should have taken the elevator.”
-When one forger discovered a hidden, removable wall on Longshore, he came face-to-face with the strangest of easter eggs.
-”You know, I think we missed the freeway exit to the rockets.”
Posted by Fushiko on October 9, 2009 at 5:48 pm
No matter how hard they tried, Blue leader couldn’t stop playing with his dingy.
Posted by Fushiko on October 9, 2009 at 5:49 pm
he tried*
Posted by iCeDrAgOn01 on October 9, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Before Steve could realize and stop it, Recon noobs had infected his dinghy and quite possibly had ruined his retirement trip.
Posted by JVictor on October 9, 2009 at 6:16 pm
“Split your lungs with blood and thunder, when you see the white whale! Break your backs and crack your ores, men, if you wish to prevail!!!”
Posted by porge on October 9, 2009 at 7:03 pm
New gametype included in ODST: see who can find the most 12-year-olds singing “I’m On A Boat” through their mic while you betray them!
Posted by porge on October 9, 2009 at 7:04 pm
kind of fail
Posted by gunstar2 on October 9, 2009 at 7:17 pm
“Ship to starboard!”
“Who is it?”
“Brutes, sir, and after us!”
“By gar! Starbucks, frog blast the ventcore–and be quick about it!”
Posted by Dust and Echoes on October 9, 2009 at 7:29 pm
“This boat can’t sink!”
The UNSC navy isn’t just in space anymore
Posted by Dust and Echoes on October 9, 2009 at 7:31 pm
Ok, I know this isn’t a caption, but I just realized how fucking awesome it would be riding a boat down from orbit. Seriously.
Posted by The Real Dr Nog on October 9, 2009 at 8:39 pm
little did EVA know that when he invented a portable life boat for no more falling damage, bungie had already fixed the problem
Posted by Babbott on October 9, 2009 at 11:01 pm
Blue team tried to reenact Giligan’s Island…
Posted by Admiral Madden on October 10, 2009 at 12:55 am
“I’m on a (dingy) BOAT!”
Posted by Shirdel7221 on October 10, 2009 at 1:00 am
Are we there yet?
Posted by Crazeye0 on October 10, 2009 at 1:57 am
Avast! we be pirates!
Posted by undercoverduck on October 10, 2009 at 2:55 am
“So how did we end up here?, I thought recon was good!”
Posted by Pr1v4teChurch on October 10, 2009 at 5:53 am
The EVA Spartan Shouted,”GET OFF MY DINGHY!”
Posted by xLAS3RP01NT3Rx on October 10, 2009 at 10:45 am
Somalian Pirates of the 26th Century!
Posted by R2-JL on October 10, 2009 at 11:44 am
“We all live on a yellow … rubber dingy”
“Are we there yet?”
“So is this thing rated to hold 3 fully armored Spartans?”
“Great, we finally find a boat and now all the water’s gone.”
Posted by Will Pwn 4 Food on October 10, 2009 at 12:40 pm
“I got my Recon, and my two frags, I’m flag-cappin’ you’re on the ground gettin’ teabagged”
Posted by SonofMacPhisto on October 10, 2009 at 1:41 pm
‘Wait a second T-Pain, we weren’t supposed to no-scope that mermaid?’
Posted by cyanide & happiness on October 10, 2009 at 4:23 pm
when Noah heard of the flood, he made a boat. that was too small for 2 of everything. so he took two of the most prized possetions on xbox live. 2 recon armours. he got the wrong kind of flood.
Posted by Penguin_Ninjoid on October 10, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Oh noes! Surprize boatsecks!
Posted by SonofMacPhisto on October 11, 2009 at 3:07 pm
EVA thought the Recons just wanted to take her out for a nice boat ride. When the video camera came out, she realized she made a VERY big mistake.
Posted by tobias grey on October 10, 2009 at 7:39 pm
So Bungie is finally coming through with the long awaited Pimps at Sea.
Posted by Skeah on October 11, 2009 at 9:41 am
Blue team quickly realized that “Use in case of flood” had nothing to do with zombie outbreaks at all.
Posted by Desert Rat on October 11, 2009 at 10:44 am
If the boat doesnt even fricken float, how the hell did it get up here?
Posted by Amaterasu on October 11, 2009 at 11:15 am
“Full speed ahead”
or
‘Though they had found a great sniping point, they realised none of them had the guns to do so’
Posted by Amaterasu on October 11, 2009 at 11:17 am
+
“thats the last time I let you two drive”
Posted by Ny Hitman 0401 on October 11, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Shortly after they got in the boat, they released bs angel wasn’t coming… or giving away free handjobs :’(
Posted by Gnome on October 12, 2009 at 9:11 am
The war was going so badly that they were forced to cross the Deleware to ambush the red army.
“What do you mean we ran out of gas?”
“When the captain told us to get to the lifeboats, I sorta pictured something else.”
Some vehicles were cut from the original build of Halo 3 after they cut the aquatic level, and unfortunately no one ever told these guys.
Posted by ablestmage on October 13, 2009 at 6:27 am
“BOAT said the lady!”
Posted by TheArbiter on October 15, 2009 at 4:38 pm
“We have the boat…but where’s the water?”
“I knew forgot something…”