He’s My Nipple Mate
October 5, 2009 20 Comments
I have a friend who fondly refers to me as a Grunt. Apparently my small stature and tendency to run around, plasma grenades in hand, blowing up both myself and my teammates has led to the admittedly semi-accurate description. This miniature version of an Unggoy however, standing an adorable three inches tall, looks much less dangerous than my virtual counterpart. Featuring gently posable arms and legs, this Covenant servant warrior is crafted solely from wool and is currently available on Etsy for a mere $15. The only way it could possibly be better was if it were stuffed with confetti. And had a nice pair of bright blue balls. And constantly made random nipple comments. Hhhmmm, I just realized my friend’s Grunt comparison could be more accurate than I initially thought. Who knew?
i AM a grunt : p thanks to deep of course
sexy
Daaawww…looks like a little, evil alien kitten!
Is that a GIR remark?
I could swear it is..
I don’t know, maybe. You know how you pick stuff up along the way and it becomes part of your subconscious or whatever?
What’s GIR?
I believe he is referring to a character from a former Nickelodeon show, Invader Zim. He was an idiotic alien robot that wore a poor disguise to look like a dog. Though I’m not sure id he would get that from “dawwww” which GIR said multiple times on the show or from a cute little alien animal, though GIR was (supposed to be) a dog, not a cat.
Sold out!
Its so cute. But its not a kamekazi grunt or a fuel rod one
And run around with no pants on…
And make smart comments.
And scream when they see giant green cod pieces headed for them at face level.
You are the most lovely grunt I know angel ^^
Hitting on ladies over the internet?
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Everyday!
Very cool grunt…
The kind of thing you set somewhere and you see it everyday… and laugh.
It’s a dirty job :)
I knew you would recognize who I was talking about! :)
Well akshually I didn’t at first. Thanks for considering me a friend! xD
It would be cool if it had one of those sound boxes in it, so when you press (or squeeze) a certain area it could make a comment like “you killed my nipple brother”, ” AHHH Demon!” etc.
Who knew?!?
Yeah, I didn’t know. I’ve been reading your blog for a few months, and I TOTALLY didn’t know that. ;)
He’s just adoraOH GAWD!
Awwwwwww, if only it had the squeeze to talk function.
Hugging it at night and hearing,
“You GIANT, BULLYING, MONSTER!”
“I wish I was back at the nipple!” and of course the ever popular
“Enjoy my bright. Blue. Balls!”
BS Angel’s Short?
Damnit! I want one!