Friday Caption Fun, Round 65
October 2, 2009 98 Comments
If you feel like flying solo this weekend, you’ve got a few different choices currently available to you. You can brave the world of Firefight alone or you can dust off Halo 3 to score some double experience Mythic Brawl action. If all you’re craving is some crazy caption fun, then look no further because you have officially reached your destination! Let’s recap last week’s responses and then I’ll let you loose on yet another entertaining Halo screenshot.
- “The Arbiter’s attempt to woo the baby with, “Peekaboo, I see you!” didn’t quite go as planned…” (ElusiveEagle)
- “Not the gumdrop buttons!!!!” (Terminator182)
- “LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA, I’M NOT LISTENING!! LA LA LA LA LA” (A Shaky Shotgun)
- “The Arbiter learns the hard way that he should knock first when visiting his grandparents.” (JLay)
- “Arbiter never expected Kanye to back him up like that, especially during Master Chief’s acceptance speech!” (DethPwn)
- “The Arbiter upon discovering that Bungie had originally designed an expansion featuring him as the main character, only to discard it for H3: ODST.” (Arby)
- “YOU DIDN’T TAKE THE KEYS FOR THE WARTHOG FROM JOHNSON???” (Zerowind117)
- “The Arbiter reacted poorly to rumors that, instead of Marty O’Donnell, it would be Vanilla Ice scoring the “Halo: Reach” soundtrack.” (Anton P. Nym)
I don’t really see a Vanilla Ice Reach soundtrack as being all that bad. After all, he’s been sending words to your mother since before Bungie even developed an interest in her. While he may rock the mic like a vandal, the ODST in the following screenshot is rocking something completely different, and that would be a horse. Go ahead and tell me your interpretation of the picture, preferably in the form of a witty caption please!
Author: S IVI O IK E v3
where do i put the quarter?!
The ODSTs version of Fallouts Giddyup Buttercup left a lot to be desired.
Imagine all the ‘Splatter Sprees’ I’ll get with this thing.
Hey look, Santa finally came!
Santa came Golden Zebras?
No, unless it was in a hilarious south a-free-can accent
I’m confused, are you saying Santa is only permitted to cum Golden Zebras inside of south a-free-can people? Because I find that racist.
“my little pony, my little pony, she’s always there, just when I need her!”
“Careful, if that thing bucks, this might get ugly”
The correct lyric is: ‘I’ll be there right by your side’, get it right.
Well, I took some liberties with the lyrics considering the ridiculous nature of this particular exercise, not to mention the fact that YOU know the lyrics, and are correcting people on their use of them… SIGH
Damn right I know the lyrics – and shall continue to correct people on their usage!
HELL YEAH!
Finally a new vehicle for the ODST’s arrive, unfortunately this one makes them look even smaller.
Hey it’s not the mythical golden warthog, so it must be the golden zebra that comes with the collectors version of ODST!
little did he know, all of the grunts were hiding inside.
Win. (And ninja’d, darnit.)
— Steve
“The ‘cavalry’ that Johnson was taking about, Rokkie, was not a literal one!”
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*Rookie
rokkie makes sense too, just spelled wrong
Rokkie!?
ITS THE EYE OF THE ZEBRA, ITS THE THRILL OF THE FIREFIGHT! RISING UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF VIDMASTER!
The UNSC takes its trend of naming vehicles after animals a little too far.
“Hi ho Silver, AWAY!”
It’s gold…… lol but I was thinking the same thing.
Once players reached Set 5 on Firefight they realised they’d need to find cunning hiding places in order to survive.
“Four ODST (Hi-ho, hi-ho) rode in the sun (Hi-ho, hi-ho); Four men of THE UNSC rode into an firefight, and dead were all but one.”
*bleep bloop* Ride ‘em cowboy 5G: find alternatives to the mongoose.
The superintendent looked in amazement as only one “thought” went in its mainframe, “The unsc has drop pods for horses?”
“The Rookie’s first words: I’m a pretty pony…”
Unfortunately the weight of the rookie was too much for the Golden Zebra to handle. The beast had to be put down.
Apparently he was so heavy it made the zebra cr@p a car!
Which certainly amused Poster Panda, who laughed gleefully to see such fun!
To the finish, U.N.S.C-BISCUIT!
Ahaha, C-Biscuit. I get it.
Bungie took some of its ideas for ODST from the Bungie.net forums…some ideas were better than others.
Yeah, well, if Epic Games gives its players golden lancers and hammerbursts, why can’t we get golden zebras?
*Mickey Singing* “She’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes!”
Only ONI knew the real purpose of the Budweiser Clydesdales…
The cavalry has arrived. Literally.
When the Rookie was talking about a vehicle with pure horsepower this isn’t what the rest of the squad had in mind….
Made me Lol
Ride it! My ponay!!
Hold RB to ride brokeback
Win.
I wish I could quit you!
“What we do in life echoes in eternity! At my signal, unleash hell.”
Little did she know, Bungie had put Brussels in ODST…
haha! win!
LOL, awesome!!
The Rookie get confused in trying to earn his “And the horse you rode in on” achievement.
ROFL wrong game.
I’M PRESSING UP ON THE LEFT THUMBSTICK BUT NOTHING’S HAPPENING
And the horse you rode in on….
(catch the reference?)
The start of The Maw.
In the latest DLC for Halo3:ODST we’ll meet the sixth member of the team; Codenamed: The Jockie.
As the covenant horde lay seige to the United Nations HQ, Rookie took a defensive position on top of one of the many Hilary Clinton statues that littered the place.
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The latest patch to ODST adds Sarah Jessica Parker as a playable character.
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The Rookie was having a hell of a time, until Buck punched it in the face.
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This wasnt the first time a squad member had ridden a dirty, horse-faced beast; Buck and Dare used to be an item.
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The Rookie’s dyslexia proved to be the downfall of the bachelor party when the ‘dirty whores’ arrived.
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If it gets hungry you can feed it a carrot, and if it behaves badly you can whip it. Taking care of Dare is pretty easy!
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IT’S A FUCKING ZEBRA, STOP MAKING HORSE-RELATED CAPTIONS YOU MASTER QUEEFS!
OMG LOL at:
This wasnt the first time a squad member had ridden a dirty, horse-faced beast; Buck and Dare used to be an item.
That made me laugh so hard :D
Lol @ the Sarah Jessica Parker one :D
“Dude, we are not playing World of warcraft. Get the fuck off the horse and help me kill these hunters!
I know the UNSC likes having it’s vehicles named after animals, but when they rolled out the new UNCS Steed, everyone was shocked.
wait till it’s night and then try again you silly Rookie
does anyone get the night at the museum reference here XD
Describing your obscure reference = not so good caption.
Yeah, ruins the “pop” of the caption.
The Rookie decided to try a Trojan Horse manuevre on the Covenant forces. So let’s call it a 10/10 for effort, with a 1/10 for execution.
Best trojan horse caption.
Giddy up… NAO!!!
Ghost ride the whip yeah~
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The .44 isn’t the only magnum I’m packing.
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Congratulations, Mrs. Horse, it’s a Honda!
The Rookie: “I didn’t get the Golden Banshee, but I got the next best thing!”
Romeo: “Wake up, Buttercup.”
*Rookie realizes it was all just a dream*
(addition) *facepalm*
Hi-oh silver!…. Um…. Golden!
-bs angel took her obsesion with Halo themed My Little Ponies a bit too far…
-Due to the current economic state, the UNSC developed a new reconnisance vehicle.
-”Where’s the damn turret on this thing?”
-It seems that the rookie is having some trouble finding the hidden rockets on Coastal Highway. “Don’t even think about- Rook….that’s messed up.”
-”Is this hole back here what I think it’s for?” “I dunno, try and see if it freaks out.” *Silence* *Clink* “Nope, it’s staying down for the ride. Let’s do this! LEEROY!”
`”It seems that Leeroy Jenkins was somehow able to carry some items with him from WoW into Halo 3. Some were more strange than others.
-As the Rookie noticed several clicks coming from the helmet cameras of his fellow squad-mates, he realized that this was not exactly the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
‘ -The Rookie found a new, strange, and surprisingly effective way to avoid chieftains.
-”Hey, Buck.” *snicker* “What?” “Do you- do you think that if I rock back and forth on it enough, it will-” “Fuck you.”
In a stroke of genius, the Rookie realised how he could earn that Déjà Vu Vidmaster achievement, and finally get his recon armour.
Hold RB to ride brokeback
Hmmm turns out someone beat me to it.
You have to give GameStop credit, their pre-order bonuses are definitely imaginitive.
Bungie’s new vehicle mods and skins didn’t look quite right…
Charge of the Light Brigade, ODST style
giddy the fuck up
lol
“Someone get the F.N.G off his high horse!”
This is only half the picture. The other part shows Dutch wrestling an rhino, Romeo taming a lion and Buck riding an elephant.
No, you made a mistake, Mickey is feeding an elephant whilst Buck rides Dare.
Mickey is feeding Dare?
Dunna dun a dun Dunna dun a dun BONANZA Dunna dun a dun da dun dun da
ODST donkey show now with 65& more zebra
My Little Pwny makes a videogame debut.
Dutch: “Lord, I didn’t train to be a damn jockey!”
My little marine
My little marine
For Buck, somehow he couldn’t escape the desire to be in a space-western.
Bungie unveil their latest DoubleXP Weekend; Red-Rocket Race!
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Dare: My god! The key to defeating the covenant…
Buck: It’s been hidden inside this statue all along!
Romeo: It all makes sense now! The hooves represent the Holy Trinity…
Dutch: …And the Golden Stripes are Jesus! Holy crap Rookie, you’ve solved it…
Tom Hanks: There’s no time to lose! The Covenant will want to cover this up, let’s make haste!
THE DA BUNGI CODE.
Coming to a theatre near you!
Just because its a park, doesnt mean you get to ride the attractions.
1 Guy 1 Horse V2
He “came” prepared this time.
“You are America’s Next Top Model!”
Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
Mount up, Phantom’s back
And so, Joe Spartan rode off into the sunset…
Introducing the new and improved version of the warthog!
But I wanna go to the zooooooo!
Ma’am, is that your son up there?He needs to get down.
They’ll never find me here!
Bronze bestiality?No way!
ODST:Orbital Donkey Super Team!
Good god, what have they done to Timmy?
Now to check the stirruooaaahshit!
Even my little pony can be fun. Just add guns and bloodthirsty aliens!
Halo, finally a game my sister will want to play.
The lone prey has been spotted, the hunter crouches!
John:I can see you! ODST: Great…
Get off your high horse and play another round of firefight!
The secret to surviving firefight: call in the calvary!
But I don’t want to ride the horse!
The Elites didn’t destroy the statue because it reminded them of their mothers.
Come on TEXAS!!!