If you feel like flying solo this weekend, you’ve got a few different choices currently available to you. You can brave the world of Firefight alone or you can dust off Halo 3 to score some double experience Mythic Brawl action. If all you’re craving is some crazy caption fun, then look no further because you have officially reached your destination! Let’s recap last week’s responses and then I’ll let you loose on yet another entertaining Halo screenshot.
- “The Arbiter’s attempt to woo the baby with, “Peekaboo, I see you!” didn’t quite go as planned…” (ElusiveEagle)
- “Not the gumdrop buttons!!!!” (Terminator182)
- “LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA, I’M NOT LISTENING!! LA LA LA LA LA” (A Shaky Shotgun)
- “The Arbiter learns the hard way that he should knock first when visiting his grandparents.” (JLay)
- “Arbiter never expected Kanye to back him up like that, especially during Master Chief’s acceptance speech!” (DethPwn)
- “The Arbiter upon discovering that Bungie had originally designed an expansion featuring him as the main character, only to discard it for H3: ODST.” (Arby)
- “YOU DIDN’T TAKE THE KEYS FOR THE WARTHOG FROM JOHNSON???” (Zerowind117)
- “The Arbiter reacted poorly to rumors that, instead of Marty O’Donnell, it would be Vanilla Ice scoring the “Halo: Reach” soundtrack.” (Anton P. Nym)
I don’t really see a Vanilla Ice Reach soundtrack as being all that bad. After all, he’s been sending words to your mother since before Bungie even developed an interest in her. While he may rock the mic like a vandal, the ODST in the following screenshot is rocking something completely different, and that would be a horse. Go ahead and tell me your interpretation of the picture, preferably in the form of a witty caption please!
Author: S IVI O IK E v3
Posted by the Light Show on October 2, 2009 at 1:14 am
where do i put the quarter?!
Posted by Don A K Bab on October 2, 2009 at 1:14 am
The ODSTs version of Fallouts Giddyup Buttercup left a lot to be desired.
Posted by EliteXDeath on October 2, 2009 at 2:27 am
Imagine all the ‘Splatter Sprees’ I’ll get with this thing.
Posted by The Last Hunter on October 2, 2009 at 2:44 am
Hey look, Santa finally came!
Posted by Arby on October 2, 2009 at 5:48 am
Santa came Golden Zebras?
Posted by The Last Hunter on October 4, 2009 at 5:49 am
No, unless it was in a hilarious south a-free-can accent
Posted by Arby on October 4, 2009 at 11:08 pm
I’m confused, are you saying Santa is only permitted to cum Golden Zebras inside of south a-free-can people? Because I find that racist.
Posted by Das Kalk on October 2, 2009 at 4:03 am
“my little pony, my little pony, she’s always there, just when I need her!”
“Careful, if that thing bucks, this might get ugly”
Posted by Jillybean on October 2, 2009 at 7:20 am
The correct lyric is: ‘I’ll be there right by your side’, get it right.
Posted by Das Kalk on October 2, 2009 at 8:50 am
Well, I took some liberties with the lyrics considering the ridiculous nature of this particular exercise, not to mention the fact that YOU know the lyrics, and are correcting people on their use of them… SIGH
Posted by Jillybean on October 3, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Damn right I know the lyrics – and shall continue to correct people on their usage!
Posted by Tactful on October 3, 2009 at 4:23 pm
HELL YEAH!
Posted by undercoverduck on October 2, 2009 at 4:17 am
Finally a new vehicle for the ODST’s arrive, unfortunately this one makes them look even smaller.
Posted by JLay on October 2, 2009 at 4:47 am
Hey it’s not the mythical golden warthog, so it must be the golden zebra that comes with the collectors version of ODST!
Posted by SPOC on October 2, 2009 at 5:10 am
little did he know, all of the grunts were hiding inside.
Posted by Anton P. Nym on October 2, 2009 at 6:43 am
Win. (And ninja’d, darnit.)
— Steve
Posted by Whitehawk13 on October 2, 2009 at 5:11 am
“The ‘cavalry’ that Johnson was taking about, Rokkie, was not a literal one!”
Posted by Whitehawk13 on October 2, 2009 at 5:12 am
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*Rookie
Posted by Das Kalk on October 2, 2009 at 8:51 am
rokkie makes sense too, just spelled wrong
Posted by Tactful on October 3, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Rokkie!?
ITS THE EYE OF THE ZEBRA, ITS THE THRILL OF THE FIREFIGHT! RISING UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF VIDMASTER!
Posted by pittofdoom on October 2, 2009 at 5:32 am
The UNSC takes its trend of naming vehicles after animals a little too far.
Posted by Jussy on October 2, 2009 at 5:40 am
“Hi ho Silver, AWAY!”
Posted by Weezey31 on October 2, 2009 at 2:33 pm
It’s gold…… lol but I was thinking the same thing.
Posted by Arby on October 2, 2009 at 5:47 am
Once players reached Set 5 on Firefight they realised they’d need to find cunning hiding places in order to survive.
Posted by I Kicked A Baby on October 2, 2009 at 5:48 am
“Four ODST (Hi-ho, hi-ho) rode in the sun (Hi-ho, hi-ho); Four men of THE UNSC rode into an firefight, and dead were all but one.”
Posted by Monkey_lord on October 2, 2009 at 6:15 am
*bleep bloop* Ride ‘em cowboy 5G: find alternatives to the mongoose.
The superintendent looked in amazement as only one “thought” went in its mainframe, “The unsc has drop pods for horses?”
Posted by Humrh360 on October 2, 2009 at 6:17 am
“The Rookie’s first words: I’m a pretty pony…”
Posted by A Shaky Shotgun on October 2, 2009 at 6:38 am
Unfortunately the weight of the rookie was too much for the Golden Zebra to handle. The beast had to be put down.
Posted by JLay on October 2, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Apparently he was so heavy it made the zebra cr@p a car!
Posted by Tactful on October 3, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Which certainly amused Poster Panda, who laughed gleefully to see such fun!
Posted by Penguin_Ninjoid on October 2, 2009 at 6:54 am
To the finish, U.N.S.C-BISCUIT!
Posted by Flyerfye on October 2, 2009 at 7:54 am
Ahaha, C-Biscuit. I get it.
Posted by IcyTreats on October 2, 2009 at 6:55 am
Bungie took some of its ideas for ODST from the Bungie.net forums…some ideas were better than others.
Yeah, well, if Epic Games gives its players golden lancers and hammerbursts, why can’t we get golden zebras?
Posted by Terminator182 on October 2, 2009 at 7:02 am
*Mickey Singing* “She’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes!”
Only ONI knew the real purpose of the Budweiser Clydesdales…
Posted by Queen 0f Blades on October 2, 2009 at 7:18 am
The cavalry has arrived. Literally.
Posted by StealthSpeed3 on October 2, 2009 at 7:30 am
When the Rookie was talking about a vehicle with pure horsepower this isn’t what the rest of the squad had in mind….
Posted by Arby on October 2, 2009 at 7:43 am
Made me Lol
Posted by Borrowedchief on October 2, 2009 at 7:50 am
Ride it! My ponay!!
Posted by Someone on October 2, 2009 at 8:22 am
Hold RB to ride brokeback
Posted by IcyTreats on October 2, 2009 at 11:50 am
Win.
Posted by JLay on October 2, 2009 at 12:02 pm
I wish I could quit you!
Posted by halcylon on October 2, 2009 at 8:37 am
“What we do in life echoes in eternity! At my signal, unleash hell.”
Posted by Das Kalk on October 2, 2009 at 8:53 am
Little did she know, Bungie had put Brussels in ODST…
Posted by the Light Show on October 2, 2009 at 11:54 am
haha! win!
Posted by bs angel on October 2, 2009 at 12:17 pm
LOL, awesome!!
Posted by JLay on October 2, 2009 at 12:10 pm
The Rookie get confused in trying to earn his “And the horse you rode in on” achievement.
Posted by IcyTreats on October 2, 2009 at 12:27 pm
ROFL wrong game.
Posted by Zee-V70 on October 2, 2009 at 1:38 pm
I’M PRESSING UP ON THE LEFT THUMBSTICK BUT NOTHING’S HAPPENING
Posted by Lt Anders on October 2, 2009 at 1:44 pm
And the horse you rode in on….
(catch the reference?)
Posted by pittofdoom on October 2, 2009 at 2:56 pm
The start of The Maw.
Posted by ZZoMBiE13 on October 2, 2009 at 2:17 pm
In the latest DLC for Halo3:ODST we’ll meet the sixth member of the team; Codenamed: The Jockie.
Posted by Tactful on October 2, 2009 at 2:17 pm
As the covenant horde lay seige to the United Nations HQ, Rookie took a defensive position on top of one of the many Hilary Clinton statues that littered the place.
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The latest patch to ODST adds Sarah Jessica Parker as a playable character.
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The Rookie was having a hell of a time, until Buck punched it in the face.
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This wasnt the first time a squad member had ridden a dirty, horse-faced beast; Buck and Dare used to be an item.
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The Rookie’s dyslexia proved to be the downfall of the bachelor party when the ‘dirty whores’ arrived.
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If it gets hungry you can feed it a carrot, and if it behaves badly you can whip it. Taking care of Dare is pretty easy!
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IT’S A FUCKING ZEBRA, STOP MAKING HORSE-RELATED CAPTIONS YOU MASTER QUEEFS!
Posted by DEADb3rry on October 3, 2009 at 2:02 am
OMG LOL at:
This wasnt the first time a squad member had ridden a dirty, horse-faced beast; Buck and Dare used to be an item.
That made me laugh so hard :D
Posted by B Falcon on October 3, 2009 at 9:59 am
Lol @ the Sarah Jessica Parker one :D
Posted by Loadedevildude on October 2, 2009 at 2:20 pm
“Dude, we are not playing World of warcraft. Get the fuck off the horse and help me kill these hunters!
Posted by ZZoMBiE13 on October 2, 2009 at 2:24 pm
I know the UNSC likes having it’s vehicles named after animals, but when they rolled out the new UNCS Steed, everyone was shocked.
Posted by VoicedWalnut on October 2, 2009 at 2:25 pm
wait till it’s night and then try again you silly Rookie
Posted by VoicedWalnut on October 2, 2009 at 2:28 pm
does anyone get the night at the museum reference here XD
Posted by Tactful on October 2, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Describing your obscure reference = not so good caption.
Posted by Marksman on October 3, 2009 at 9:01 am
Yeah, ruins the “pop” of the caption.
Posted by ZZoMBiE13 on October 2, 2009 at 2:28 pm
The Rookie decided to try a Trojan Horse manuevre on the Covenant forces. So let’s call it a 10/10 for effort, with a 1/10 for execution.
Posted by Tactful on October 3, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Best trojan horse caption.
Posted by Ny Hitman 0401 on October 2, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Giddy up… NAO!!!
Posted by The Flying Spartan on October 2, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Ghost ride the whip yeah~
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The .44 isn’t the only magnum I’m packing.
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Congratulations, Mrs. Horse, it’s a Honda!
Posted by UnluckyIrish14 on October 2, 2009 at 4:02 pm
The Rookie: “I didn’t get the Golden Banshee, but I got the next best thing!”
Romeo: “Wake up, Buttercup.”
*Rookie realizes it was all just a dream*
Posted by UnluckyIrish14 on October 6, 2009 at 4:27 pm
(addition) *facepalm*
Posted by EXZA on October 2, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Hi-oh silver!…. Um…. Golden!
Posted by Andrew on October 2, 2009 at 4:55 pm
-bs angel took her obsesion with Halo themed My Little Ponies a bit too far…
-Due to the current economic state, the UNSC developed a new reconnisance vehicle.
Posted by L3377MA573R on October 2, 2009 at 5:24 pm
-”Where’s the damn turret on this thing?”
-It seems that the rookie is having some trouble finding the hidden rockets on Coastal Highway. “Don’t even think about- Rook….that’s messed up.”
-”Is this hole back here what I think it’s for?” “I dunno, try and see if it freaks out.” *Silence* *Clink* “Nope, it’s staying down for the ride. Let’s do this! LEEROY!”
`”It seems that Leeroy Jenkins was somehow able to carry some items with him from WoW into Halo 3. Some were more strange than others.
-As the Rookie noticed several clicks coming from the helmet cameras of his fellow squad-mates, he realized that this was not exactly the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
‘ -The Rookie found a new, strange, and surprisingly effective way to avoid chieftains.
-”Hey, Buck.” *snicker* “What?” “Do you- do you think that if I rock back and forth on it enough, it will-” “Fuck you.”
Posted by Absolute Edge on October 2, 2009 at 5:54 pm
In a stroke of genius, the Rookie realised how he could earn that Déjà Vu Vidmaster achievement, and finally get his recon armour.
Posted by xLAS3RP01NT3Rx on October 2, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Hold RB to ride brokeback
Posted by xLAS3RP01NT3Rx on October 2, 2009 at 9:40 pm
Hmmm turns out someone beat me to it.
Posted by DethPwn on October 2, 2009 at 6:56 pm
You have to give GameStop credit, their pre-order bonuses are definitely imaginitive.
Posted by Wasiq on October 2, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Bungie’s new vehicle mods and skins didn’t look quite right…
Posted by Will Pwn 4 Food on October 2, 2009 at 11:05 pm
Charge of the Light Brigade, ODST style
Posted by Billdebeast on October 3, 2009 at 1:40 am
giddy the fuck up
Posted by FishType1 on October 3, 2009 at 2:18 pm
lol
Posted by ODST Alpha on October 3, 2009 at 7:34 am
“Someone get the F.N.G off his high horse!”
Posted by Owl Assassin on October 3, 2009 at 8:46 am
This is only half the picture. The other part shows Dutch wrestling an rhino, Romeo taming a lion and Buck riding an elephant.
Posted by Tactful on October 3, 2009 at 4:54 pm
No, you made a mistake, Mickey is feeding an elephant whilst Buck rides Dare.
Posted by fool on October 4, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Mickey is feeding Dare?
Posted by tobias grey on October 3, 2009 at 9:11 am
Dunna dun a dun Dunna dun a dun BONANZA Dunna dun a dun da dun dun da
Posted by I Kicked A Baby on October 3, 2009 at 10:04 am
ODST donkey show now with 65& more zebra
Posted by suicidalkanoka on October 3, 2009 at 12:09 pm
My Little Pwny makes a videogame debut.
Posted by Sailor Harry on October 3, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Dutch: “Lord, I didn’t train to be a damn jockey!”
Posted by FishType1 on October 3, 2009 at 2:18 pm
My little marine
My little marine
Posted by gunluva on October 3, 2009 at 3:58 pm
For Buck, somehow he couldn’t escape the desire to be in a space-western.
Posted by Tactful on October 3, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Bungie unveil their latest DoubleXP Weekend; Red-Rocket Race!
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Dare: My god! The key to defeating the covenant…
Buck: It’s been hidden inside this statue all along!
Romeo: It all makes sense now! The hooves represent the Holy Trinity…
Dutch: …And the Golden Stripes are Jesus! Holy crap Rookie, you’ve solved it…
Tom Hanks: There’s no time to lose! The Covenant will want to cover this up, let’s make haste!
THE DA BUNGI CODE.
Coming to a theatre near you!
Posted by Desert Rat on October 3, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Just because its a park, doesnt mean you get to ride the attractions.
Posted by Wasiq on October 3, 2009 at 8:33 pm
1 Guy 1 Horse V2
He “came” prepared this time.
Posted by VoltRabit on October 4, 2009 at 6:08 am
“You are America’s Next Top Model!”
Posted by rollo on October 4, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
Posted by RC on October 5, 2009 at 10:48 am
Mount up, Phantom’s back
Posted by KkilljoyGruntT on October 6, 2009 at 2:32 am
And so, Joe Spartan rode off into the sunset…
Introducing the new and improved version of the warthog!
But I wanna go to the zooooooo!
Ma’am, is that your son up there?He needs to get down.
They’ll never find me here!
Bronze bestiality?No way!
Posted by KkilljoyGruntT on October 6, 2009 at 2:38 am
ODST:Orbital Donkey Super Team!
Good god, what have they done to Timmy?
Now to check the stirruooaaahshit!
Even my little pony can be fun. Just add guns and bloodthirsty aliens!
Halo, finally a game my sister will want to play.
The lone prey has been spotted, the hunter crouches!
John:I can see you! ODST: Great…
Get off your high horse and play another round of firefight!
The secret to surviving firefight: call in the calvary!
Posted by The Flying Spartan on October 6, 2009 at 12:33 pm
But I don’t want to ride the horse!
Posted by The Flying Spartan on October 6, 2009 at 12:35 pm
The Elites didn’t destroy the statue because it reminded them of their mothers.
Posted by Skywalker Jade on October 7, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Come on TEXAS!!!