Inside the Mind of the Greatest Halo 3 Player
October 1, 2009 97 Comments
Certain people, for whatever reason, are simply blessed with a superior set of Halo skills. Yes, they practice on a frequent and regular basis. Yes, they know the maps and the items placed within them like the back of their hand. And yes, they know various tricks the average Halo player does not. But sometimes, for reasons beyond their knowledge, their battle rifle just can’t miss. Often times those elite gamers have trouble verbalizing exactly what makes them so good, but not the person featured in this video. If you’ve ever wanted a glimpse into the mind of one of the greatest Halo players to ever exist, hit play. Then watch, and learn.
I’m glad Firefight doesn’t have matchmaking, because I’ll never run into this guy again.
He seems awfully familiar….
i think i had a seizure from watching that
I’m just wondering how HMB is going to survive against his new doucheymcbaggy.com site.
I’d like to think this wasn’t real. Sadly, I think I know that dude…
“This is Doucheington McBag reporting from Narrows. Stay classy, Halo Players.”
Wait.. I am still not sure if he was kidding
Not what I was expecting. XD I really wish this wasn’t true for 50% of the Halo 3 playerbase, but whatever.
I wish I had his skill :(
wow. just wow…
wutever, I am the greatest halo 3 player, I am like that guy only better
W/e. I m t3h Gheytest HALOZ playa. I um dat ghuy onleh bettah!
WTF evar. Most 1337, like that N00B but not a nub! LMAOPLOX
w/e bks, im mlg so u can go pla ysociel slaier n big teme batle. go get a 50 u garbige.
He seems to be confusing the Sniper Rifle for crack!
wow… was this guy really serious… if i was saying that crap, I’d be crackin’ up hard…
He reminds me of the chief from arby ‘n the chief
This is why I hate Halo 3 matchmaking.
You don’t hate Halo 3 matchmaking, you hate the general public. If your gonna hate, don’t hate in ignorance.
I know what his problem was..
He was most likely having a PEBCAC error or an ID 10-T error.
He should have that checked out.
Sarcasm or not, he’s annoying. I blame his inadequacy on his little bologna.
At first I thought it was a serious video. Very funny to watch though!
Funny comedian. The second episode ‘s funny too.
It was a joke everyone.
My leadership isn’t reflected on ym stats…lol
This was funny, I’ve seen so many people like this.
Joey Victory, you pray I forget about this before I get a chance to give you bad rep.
“You may notice I spin my stick a lot”
“This guy gets raped and should never play this game again”
“Lagg! Cheating! Lagg! Fuck! Bitch! I don’t screw around!”
“My teammates don’t help me! I hate them!” “OH look sniper! More important than helping team…!”
“I only pull off no-scopes when I really feel like it. I don’t care about it at all.”
“TEAM WORKS AROUND ME!” “I CAN BE PART OF TEAM!” “teammate killed me.”
*runs in circles* ‘IM OUTSMARTING THEM!’
*teammate gets snipe* “He has sniper. What a waste.”
“I’m a team-oriented player”
This guy needs to check out the Bungie Halo 3 forum. He does. Really.
And the best line was the ending.
You’ll notice I’m a very team oriented player.
Oh yes.
Very much.
[15 yr old]-[brains]+”fuck”=Halo 3 Matchmaking!!!
:D
This was a very funny video, I forgot to say.
Pardon my ranting
Not ranting. Rambling.
Once again, HALO ANNOUNCER GUY:
Triple Post!
Matchmaking really is full of these…people. What I dont understand is, WHY ARE SO MANY OF THEM?!?!??!
I thought the outsmarting them part was hilarious, especially considering he actually lived!
I know, I was laughing so hard my sides were hurting :)
I bet that the blues were just laughing as he ran around in circles, tryinf to ‘outsmart’ them.
Sad thing is, that might actually work sometimes :/
I HATE people that blame everything else for their suck. Spawns, teammates, lag, God, more lag, Bungie, bad luck. It is so annoying. And I actually thought this was a legit pro that you really posted a video of, and I was sorta confused about why he sucked so bad. But then I figured it out. And I thought I was the king of sarcasm. That spot belongs to you, bs angel.
Also, teamkillers can go to hell. That is so disrespectful when someone else thinks they deserve the sniper more than you do, and are willing to ruin their teammate’s game just for some snipes. (From what i’ve heard, angel teamkills, so idk what to say about that, though)
I definitely have a habit of betraying but not on purpose. My plasma grenades just seem to naturally gravitate towards teammates. :(
Guided glowing explosive blue balls that kill teammates.
Stay away.
Maybe you can try to teamkill and end up winning the game!
That reminds me of one time on Valhalla in the pregame lobby some 50 said he would quit if someone grabbed the sniper lol. I grabbed it —- rage quit.
Very funny, I LOLed multiple times
good job
The best part was the smug tone he used during the whole thing.
Agreed. I think that’s why so many people think this video is real, because his tone just nails it.
This is why i quit H3 for a bit. 8 year olds and these douches. The people who want to have fun are too rare. And the sad thing was i was really good at halo3 (not MLG (but they suck) good but pretty damn good) so it sucks that i can’t play without asses like this. i know its a joke but it happens
Same here.
Is this kid srs?
I was thinking the exact same thing. This cannot be real.
I didn’t actually watch this all the way through the first time to realize this is satire. At least I hope :)
Sadly this is mostly true….
Even i do it! =D
/……
Oh, I bet he likes spinning his stick.
Thats what she said. :D
Bow Chicka wow wow.
i love how he says he gets tripled teamed but he really only got assassinated
HAHA U SUCK U DONT HAVE SKILLS.
THAT WAS LAG, TEAMMATES, CHEATING EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING
The mindset of this “joke” is so rampant, that I now run straight for sniper rifles on every map and then fire every single bullet from them in to the ground as quickly as possible. There are simply too many times when grabbing the sniper rifle and jumping off the edge of a map to your death is the best thing you can do for your team.
this guy sucks so much blaming lag and cheating lol, and don’t be blaming your team mates blame yourself
You are terrible hahah worst thing ive ever seen. Get a life buddy
Oh my fucking god… how the hell do so many people not get this is a joke? I mean CUMON PEOPLE ITS PRETTY FUCKING OBVIOUS! half the world must be retarded…
i didn’t get that it’s a joke because people like that exist out there (in the halls of matchmaking)…
Yeahi saw this a while ago. Still funny lol. I usually run into these people in MLG.
this guy fucking sucks.
This is guy such a BK….He makes more excuses of why he should give up Halo 3…He is not a team player, and never will be…no one was shooting him in the back…and I loved watching him get -edited-…7 kills and like 15 deaths…he is an under achiever….try monopoly bro…you might be able to balme it all on moneybags….you will never be a general..and I would hate to play matchmaking with you…so thats why you were all alone in a team game…YOU have no friends….oh and that sniper looked good up your ass….
I loled
Why is it that every time he died he blamed a teammate when on several occasions you clearly see the enemy killing him and nothing else? Like when he got stuck by the enemy and he said it was his allies? I WANT to play with this guy. Do you know how many negative points I would have? It would be the greatest thing ever. He would probably quit in about a minute of me trying to kill him, but whatever.
Ahahahahahahahahah this sounds like me and my friends when we play snipers or something on Halo 3. That’s hilarious. And for any of you who don’t know.. He was kidding.
WOW…what a retard, haha. This guy could be the worst player I’ve seen in a LONG time. Even if this is supposed to be funny, it isn’t. He just come off as being a Major League Douchebag.
How can anyone possibly think this is serious? Great video, he obviously does the voice too well, as so many people think this is serious…
…xD
I was cracking up throughout. Well done. And yeah, it was so good at the start I almost thought it wasn’t satire. If the nagging doubt Bungie hadn’t put in my head when they’d linked it hadn’t tipped me off, I would have gone the entire movie without realizing he was jokin’.
Of course, looking back on it it was too hilariously terribad to not be a joke. :p
Well done. :3
Er yeah, funny video, but what’s even funnier is the mass amount of people taking it seriously – get a sense of humour
The only thing better than this video is how many heads it is flying over.
this is the type of douchebag that I’d submit a negative player review and tag his dumb ass with a “Lacking Skill” rep. What a moron.
Oh… whoops. I seriously didn’t get it was a joke until all of the “WTF WHY DON’T PEOPLE UNDERSTAND IT’S A JOKE” posts…
Probably because there’s too many people who would actually behave exactly like this. The ones that blame you for every single time that they die and stuff, because they’re SO PRO, and everyone else just sucks… yeah. This video is done wayyy too accurately. =/
I think he meant inside the mid of the greatest Halo 3 GRIFBALL player
HA HA HA HA HA HA …………THAT WAS AWESOME. hes my hero.
Haha i loved it.
The best part is how you can tell hes very skilled as a player, but in this video hes just making a point.
Great work!
wtf this guy is such trash…
Meh, a poor excuse is better then none at all.. The bad part is that these ppl actually really do exist in mm. Great job on this pseudo-documentary dude…
inv me zxrumblexz and we do Recon achievement :D:D:D:D ENDURE :D
god damn this guy blows
And even worse than the people that watch the video and don’t get the joke, are the ones that then go to comment and don’t bother reading any of the other comments explaining that it’s a joke…
Some people cant take obvious jokes…
*Shakes head in shame*
This is the guy that blames everything on the wind…..even when he is pissing in it.
um yea…
1. language
no help from your teammates?? You were rushing in without them, thats not their fault
had i been this joker’s teammate, i really would have shot him in the back of the head.
wow….im way better than this guy…what does that make half of us in this room? :O like….”the way better than the greatest player in halo player” ?
And i thought i was bad
I know this is a joke…but its worrying that it actually happens online :(
Can anybody link this for me?
The embed isn’t showing up on my screen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-txN6zXmrMno offense but i think that guy sucked, the only thing he seemed capable of in that match was dying, bitching, and a couple kills with the sniper rifle. I really dont think he could possibly be one of the greatest halo3 players. im just saying thats what i saw and thats what i got to say about it.
and yes i do realize its a joke cuz no one can be that bad and “be one of the greatest players in halo 3″
At first I thought he was serious and I wanted to punch him, but then I realized it was a joke and I lol’d for the rest of the video. Very funny IMO.
wow dude. you’re absolute garbage. honestly, i thought i sucked at halo3 but you just made me feel really good about myself. and yeah… real team player. betrayal just so you can waste the sniper. that’s great teamwork. and getting mad at your team for not helping you when they’re not even around? really dude? i don’t even know how to respond to that. you’re garbage.
oh shoot! lol. i guess i didn’t read very carefully. didn’t realize it was a joke. but rate up if you agree with this statement for some people.
dude you really suck get better and don’t blame your teammates for the reason you suck
Wow. Great joke.
The only thing sad about this is that it is entirely accurate. If I had a dollar for every jackass that actually acted this way I’ve ran into in mm I’d have a whole lot of money.
this guy is either absolutely hilarious, witty and knows the halo 3 online experience very well by being able to make a video as clever as this,
or he just has no clue
The amount of people who are watching this video and taking it seriously… that’s just, wow. That’s mind boggling.
Anyway, funny video.
this guys terrible, says hes good but blows, he says the other guy should quit but honestly hes the one who should quit he sucks an swallows
hes one of those dick heads that makes kids who play lo look bad.. not to mention 7 kills and he didnt even know he was at TOP MID!? he needs to put his twigs down.
ya this guy whines like no other and says his teammates suck but i think he does…