Friday Caption Fun, Round 68

Last Friday I ruined Crazy A 64′s day. Apparently our regular caption festivities have found a permanent place in his morning routine and the cursory Rorschach Inkblot Test greatly disrupted that consistency. I simply don’t have it in my heart to do that to him two weeks in a row so for this week at least we will caption. Let’s start off recapping the last quip-based activity we did and then we’ll try our hand at another humorous Halo 3 screenshot!

• “Shocked and outraged, Pink came to the conclusion that the pie is also a lie.” (Arby)
• “The Reds never minded “playing house” with Donut, as long as it meant Grif wasn’t doing the cooking.” (mendicantbias00)
• “Slowly the 16 year old Five Star General realizes, even after FINALLY getting Recon from Halo 3: ODST, he still works at McDonald’s.” (SonofMacPhisto)
• “Halo: Cooking Evolved” (Doc Shaftoe)
• “Next in our tour of Bungie Studios, we find Luke finally preparing to make good on all those Steaktaculars…apparently, “Steak Dinner” is Bungie-code-speak for “Fish Takos & Pie”.” (Mid7night)
• “No no, I’ll check for enemies out here. You go look in the kitchen. Be careful. Maybe if you find nothing, you could make sandwiches for the team. If you find nothing. Just sayin.” (BC)
• “When Commander Keyes asked John to stick his hard, pink extremitie into her warm, wet oven, he happily obliged.” (Tactful)
• “I’ll be right out. I just have to finish the bite.” (Aklangi)

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