Friday Caption Fun, Round 64
September 25, 2009 126 Comments
So, anybody played any good games this week? No? Then perhaps you’ll be interested in the Halo 3 double EXP playlist of choice available all weekend long. It’s called Prepare to Drop and gets its inspiration from ODST. Wait a second … ODST! Forget the double experience, it’s all about the Firefight baby! And the captioning too of course. Let’s recap last week’s responses, caption another screenshot, and then it’s time for some Firefight. w00t!
- “As the blood leaked from under the door, Master Chief told himself that murdering The Rookie was the only way to save his career.” (Rippolighter159)
- “The fact that Chief was having his period in the middle of a mission made some of the marines begin to question his gender.” (BenOfBodom)
- “The Chief realized chucking a grenade into a room of unarmoured marines wasn’t as good a prank as he thought…” (Amaterasu)
- “My God… I’m a tomato!” (Tactful)
- “The Chief was devastated when Bungie said he couldn’t wear Recon because it ‘wasn’t canon’.” (Mr Viper)
- “After spending 10 hours in the bathroom, John will never again eat the Arbiter’s cooking.” (t0rm3n7)
- “Try as he might, the Chief realized he could not hold back bs angel behind that door forever.” (DeepCee)
- “It’s not easy, being green…” (Anton P. Nym)
Poor Master Chief, feeling all neglected and sad. From the looks of this next screenshot, I don’t think Arby is taking the news any better. Or perhaps it’s something else entirely that got this reaction from him. Regardless, it’s up to you to decide exactly what’s going on, in the form of a witty caption preferably. Off you go!
Author: Idark ph0enixI
Seeing Goatse for the first time evokes the same reaction in everyone. Even Aliens.
OMG! Tayari Plaza…..all my brothers……
Invisible NOM-NOM-NOM.
The Arbiter’s attempt to woo the baby with, “Peekaboo, I see you!”, didn’t quite go as planned…
Nooo !! don’t impund my bunshee!! i didn’t see i was park on a brute reserved space !
“OH NOES CHEIF!!!!! We’re going to miss Taco Tuesday back at the base!!!!”
Oh man, there’s nothing better than Taco Tuesday!
After watching Home Alone again, the Arbiter thought he’d try out some of the Chief’s aftershave.
You’re telling me ODST doesnt have Matchmaking?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I’m not in ODST?! Not even elites? They’re all Dead?!
YOU DIDN’T TAKE THE KEYES FOR THE WORTHOG FROM JOHNSON???
OMG WIN
When the Arbiter said that he was being “forced” to go to a Hannah Montana concert, Master Chief didn’t quite expect this type of reaction from him when she first appeared on stage.
Arbiter requested a shout out, no one knows he takes stuff literally.
“These Vidmasters are so hard! I’ll never haz recon!”
the arbiter took the news that he wouldn’t be in ODST pretty harsh…
IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER!
The arbiter wanting to learn the humans more began to study their history, he is currently analyzing and replicating the “screamer” renaissance painting.
When the Arbiter said that he was being “forced” to go to a Hannah Montana concert, Master Chief didn’t quite expect this type of reaction from him when she first appeared on stage.
Copy and paste? Word for word with Xerone’s, but yours is later. Busted.
The Arbiter upon discovering that Bungie had originally designed an expansion featuring him as the main character, only to discard it for H3: ODST.
“I can’t believe it’s not butter!”
Meh. Gimme a break, I just woke up.
HOLY OMFGWTFBBQ!!! ITS BS ANGEL!!!
HOLY OMGWTFBBQ!!! ITS BS ANGEL NAKED!!!!
The Russians are coming!!
Russians are the best video game players. I know one that played for 14 hours straight without loosing. Amazing
CHIEF!!! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO WITH MY COMIC BOOK COLLECTION!!!!
“You know, one day your face will freeze like that”
When the Arbiter finally saw the Chief without his helmet on, he was… surprised.
gaah, stole my caption, even tho it was bound to show up after a while ;P
the game
FUCK!
Dont be foul on the net. Disgusting!!!!!
What your seeing here is the covenant version of Home Alone.
DARE IS A GIRL?!
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What, 9000!?
AAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!! WHO STOLE MY PORN!!!!!
Yayyy you picked my caption Angel! Wooo thanks! =D
“Oh my god! John! Is that… bs angel?”
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA, I’M NOT LISTENING!! LA LA LA LA LA
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!!!
O RLY??!
NO WAI!!!
“BRAIN FREEZE”
“This Paris Hilton person sings awful!”
“YOU FORGOT THE LUBE!”
“Dear LORD Chief! Your codpiece is HUGE!”
The arbiter finally learns the truth behind the grunts food nipple.
The arbiter finally learns the truth behind grunty reproduction. (There are many grunts involved)
ROFL grunt orgy.
ROFL…ewww
The Arbiter very, very quickly regretted demonstrating the “getting an SMG stuck up your arse” trick to the ODSTs.
Sanghelli abuse. Like child abuse, but justifiable.
Dutch: Wait, are spike grenades supposed to be used like that?
Buck: They are in MY unit.
Marines have problems. Spartans are conflicted. But for pete’s sake, at least they don’t scream.
Will someone get me a damn aspirin!!!!!!
Not the gumdrop buttons!!!!
ahahahah hilarious you HAVE to be in caption
Oh my God!!! Andy!! You turned into a real boy!
lol CABOOSE FTW
I pressed REPLY ALL with my nude scene from Halo 2?!?
As Sgt Johnson blasts his favourite “flip music” through the headset system, Arbiter regrets not turning the volume down.
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Yep this is what I though of straight away XD
thought*
“After not hearing from him for days, Cheif decided to check up on the Arbiter. He was found like this, with “the ring” tape in his VCR……..”
“The Chief decided it would be funny to record Arbiters reaction to “2 girls, 1 cup”
“What has been seen cannot be unseen”
Home Alone 5: Honey we forgot the Arbiter!
No!! No one can play as me in the new Halo game? But I made this series so much more awesome!
Arbiter FTW!
ZOMG!!!!
*ahem*
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
Nooooooooo! My Sgt Johnson code won’t work!
MY MOM JUST CANCELLED MY XBOX LIVE ACCOUNT! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
“Holy crap these captions are TERRIBLE!”
Arby finaly snapped after seeing one too many OM NOM NOM & Haz captions.
(p.s. Thanks for picking my caption last week. (Here come the bragging rights))
OH-EM-GEE My pet grunt just got hit by a warthog!
I can save how much on my car insurance!?
lol LOL LLOLOLOLOLOLOLO ROFL ROLMAO L34TH4X0RZPWnROFLMAIOLOL
“OMG….ARE YOU SAYS SHE WAS REALLY A HE!?!?!”
i hate these freakin’ new contacts!
“Unknown to Chief, this was the first time Arbiter had looked in a mirror.”
Oliver Twist: “Please Sir, may I have some more?”
Arbiter: “MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAR?!?!?!?!”
Arby finally finds out what’s behind the Chief’s codpiece…
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The Arbiter learns the hard way that he should knock first when visiting his grandparents.
ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!!1!11!
CAPS LOCK HELPS!
NOOOOOO!!! Shut up Jonas Brothers!
“KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!”
Not my SeXaY Pr0nZ!!!!
“WORT WORT? Sorry, guys…”
I”M FREAKING OUT!!!!
i forgot the “MAN” after “I’M FREAKING OUT!!!!”
and the apostrophe instead of a quotation mark..
Arbiter was horrified when he accidentally walked in on Master Chief and BS Angel.
ohhhh yaaaahahhhah *cool aid guy enters*
Arbiter never expected Kanye to back him up like that, especially during Master Chief’s acceptance speech!
Arbiter’s pronzic habits with Miranda can be summed up in a simple equation.
Miranda+boot+arbiter’s dong=[squeek]groan[/squeek]
Chief decided to play a little joke a show the Arbiter Two Girls One Cup.
“Neener, neener, neener! I can see your weiner!”
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“This is how Sangheili smile!”
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After running out of grenades for the fiftieth time since they made planet(?)fall on the Ark, the Arbiter resorts to a more interesting method of bombarding enemy positions.
“O. M. G. What the eff is that on Miranda’s crotch?!?!”
60 dollars and I’m not even it it???!!!!????!!!
“You mean to tell me that we all just went through that F***ing gauntlet thing in Ghosts, and you had it set to system link?!?!”
It can’t be unseen! Two Grunts one cup!!
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Arbiter’s pregnancy came as a great shock with him being male and his only time being with Master chief.
OMG WHAT’S KANYE DOING?!
Arbiter watches The Empire Strikes Back for the first time.
What!? That’s how humans breed!? Oh my god that’s disgusting.
What was BS Angel thinking doing that in front of a spartan at PAX!?
(Gasp)”I could’ve had a V8!”
You win so hard that it hurts.
OMG RROD!?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
oh SNAP!
It was then that the Arbiter realized that his picture was not beside the word gullible in the dictionary.
You had to punch in his face and pull out his skull?!?!! (Halo CE reference for those who haven’t played that far back)
this is what happens after Arby watched Two Spartans One Cup
This was the Arbiter’s reaction after watching “The Babysitter” Halo Anime.
I’ma a firin’ mah invisible lazor!!
“But Chief, the Prophet of Regret was one of the best Prophets of all time! Of all time!”
First time see 2girls1cup huh?
when the chief inquired about the arbiter shaving his “MANdibles”, Arby replied with an astonishing face…
WHAT YOU DON’T?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!
“I’M NOT TROLLING!”
Wow i just got lagged out of Firefight…..again.
“WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!”
“once BSangle joined the game, it was too much for the arbiter to handle.”
“Once arbiter took a sip of the coffee chief gave him, he relized it was revenge for the meal arbiter made for him.” Last Friday Caption refrence
“AHHH!!! BRAINFREEZE!”
“THE CAKE WAS A LIE!!!” Portal refrence/ Chowder refrence from portal
“Ahh! Popped a damn blood vessel!” Family Guy refrence
“Arbiter was never the same when he found out what “The Arbiter” really means.”
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
arby’s initial reaction to vidmaster endure was a little extravagent. but none the less expected
Little Known Fact: The Arbiter was one of the audio technicians during Christian Bale’s “moment”. This is his reaction.
“Oh no Chief! WHERE ARE MY BALLS?!?”
Listen Arby, I’m really happy for you, Imma’ let you finish… but ODST has one of the best campaigns of all time, of all time!
And As Arby turned around in horror he yelled “I CAN SEE YOU AND MIRANDA YA THATS RIGHT FELL BAD” and comes up to master chief and says i thought we were lovers then MC says no this is just the begining *end cutscene* *start dramatic music* *end halo reach*
“NOOOO TOO MANY ‘THUMBS DOWN’ ON HMB!!!!!”
The Arbiter reacted poorly to rumours that ,instead of Marty O’Donnell, it would be Vanilla Ice scoring the “Halo: Reach” soundtrack.
— Steve
OH GOD NO!
MY MUFFINS!
Chief walks in on the arbiter nakey.
I made the same face when I played my first online match with a ten year old.
Arbiter has seen what cannot be unseen, hot grunty action!
What do you mean I kant haz recon? Im the fuckin arbiter!
OMG! Chief is alive?
Miranda, what are you doing to Yapyap??!!?
HOT!HOT!HOT!
Never again will the arbiter and his grunts pull a prank on the chief…
“Shut up, Kanye!”
Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here!
I CANT BELIVE ITS NOT BUTTER