So, anybody played any good games this week? No? Then perhaps you’ll be interested in the Halo 3 double EXP playlist of choice available all weekend long. It’s called Prepare to Drop and gets its inspiration from ODST. Wait a second … ODST! Forget the double experience, it’s all about the Firefight baby! And the captioning too of course. Let’s recap last week’s responses, caption another screenshot, and then it’s time for some Firefight. w00t!
- “As the blood leaked from under the door, Master Chief told himself that murdering The Rookie was the only way to save his career.” (Rippolighter159)
- “The fact that Chief was having his period in the middle of a mission made some of the marines begin to question his gender.” (BenOfBodom)
- “The Chief realized chucking a grenade into a room of unarmoured marines wasn’t as good a prank as he thought…” (Amaterasu)
- “My God… I’m a tomato!” (Tactful)
- “The Chief was devastated when Bungie said he couldn’t wear Recon because it ‘wasn’t canon’.” (Mr Viper)
- “After spending 10 hours in the bathroom, John will never again eat the Arbiter’s cooking.” (t0rm3n7)
- “Try as he might, the Chief realized he could not hold back bs angel behind that door forever.” (DeepCee)
- “It’s not easy, being green…” (Anton P. Nym)
Poor Master Chief, feeling all neglected and sad. From the looks of this next screenshot, I don’t think Arby is taking the news any better. Or perhaps it’s something else entirely that got this reaction from him. Regardless, it’s up to you to decide exactly what’s going on, in the form of a witty caption preferably. Off you go!
Author: Idark ph0enixI
Posted by dragnew on September 25, 2009 at 12:44 am
Seeing Goatse for the first time evokes the same reaction in everyone. Even Aliens.
Posted by Beyonce on September 25, 2009 at 3:21 pm
OMG! Tayari Plaza…..all my brothers……
Posted by Shirdel7221 on September 25, 2009 at 12:44 am
Invisible NOM-NOM-NOM.
Posted by ElusiveEagle on September 25, 2009 at 12:53 am
The Arbiter’s attempt to woo the baby with, “Peekaboo, I see you!”, didn’t quite go as planned…
Posted by Miqualke on September 25, 2009 at 12:54 am
Nooo !! don’t impund my bunshee!! i didn’t see i was park on a brute reserved space !
Posted by Morio Kun on September 25, 2009 at 1:04 am
“OH NOES CHEIF!!!!! We’re going to miss Taco Tuesday back at the base!!!!”
Posted by bs angel on October 2, 2009 at 12:18 am
Oh man, there’s nothing better than Taco Tuesday!
Posted by Gi85on on September 25, 2009 at 1:25 am
After watching Home Alone again, the Arbiter thought he’d try out some of the Chief’s aftershave.
Posted by IcyTreats on September 25, 2009 at 1:41 am
You’re telling me ODST doesnt have Matchmaking?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Posted by Visitor at home on September 25, 2009 at 1:43 am
I’m not in ODST?! Not even elites? They’re all Dead?!
Posted by Zerowind117 on September 25, 2009 at 1:48 am
YOU DIDN’T TAKE THE KEYES FOR THE WORTHOG FROM JOHNSON???
Posted by IcyTreats on September 25, 2009 at 1:49 am
OMG WIN
Posted by Xerone on September 25, 2009 at 3:42 am
When the Arbiter said that he was being “forced” to go to a Hannah Montana concert, Master Chief didn’t quite expect this type of reaction from him when she first appeared on stage.
Posted by Silen7 Sam Strikes Back on September 25, 2009 at 4:00 am
Arbiter requested a shout out, no one knows he takes stuff literally.
Posted by nixproto (Drake) on September 25, 2009 at 4:06 am
“These Vidmasters are so hard! I’ll never haz recon!”
Posted by Das Kalk on September 25, 2009 at 4:17 am
the arbiter took the news that he wouldn’t be in ODST pretty harsh…
IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER!
Posted by Monkey_lord on September 25, 2009 at 5:15 am
The arbiter wanting to learn the humans more began to study their history, he is currently analyzing and replicating the “screamer” renaissance painting.
Posted by Yury Taylor on September 27, 2009 at 12:36 pm
When the Arbiter said that he was being “forced” to go to a Hannah Montana concert, Master Chief didn’t quite expect this type of reaction from him when she first appeared on stage.
Posted by Marksman on September 29, 2009 at 12:58 am
Copy and paste? Word for word with Xerone’s, but yours is later. Busted.
Posted by Arby on September 25, 2009 at 5:27 am
The Arbiter upon discovering that Bungie had originally designed an expansion featuring him as the main character, only to discard it for H3: ODST.
Posted by Queen 0f Blades on September 25, 2009 at 5:32 am
“I can’t believe it’s not butter!”
Meh. Gimme a break, I just woke up.
Posted by Ny Hitman 0401 on September 25, 2009 at 6:03 am
HOLY OMFGWTFBBQ!!! ITS BS ANGEL!!!
Posted by Ny Hitman 0401 on September 25, 2009 at 6:05 am
HOLY OMGWTFBBQ!!! ITS BS ANGEL NAKED!!!!
Posted by MGH1138 on September 25, 2009 at 6:25 am
The Russians are coming!!
Posted by Yury Taylor on September 27, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Russians are the best video game players. I know one that played for 14 hours straight without loosing. Amazing
Posted by MrAchievables on September 25, 2009 at 6:31 am
CHIEF!!! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO WITH MY COMIC BOOK COLLECTION!!!!
Posted by The Last Hunter on September 25, 2009 at 6:45 am
“You know, one day your face will freeze like that”
Posted by RandomIndex on September 25, 2009 at 6:52 am
When the Arbiter finally saw the Chief without his helmet on, he was… surprised.
Posted by OxBidder on September 25, 2009 at 11:41 am
gaah, stole my caption, even tho it was bound to show up after a while ;P
Posted by Gagazet on September 27, 2009 at 1:05 am
the game
Posted by Remember Reach on September 25, 2009 at 7:05 am
FUCK!
Posted by Yury Taylor on September 27, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Dont be foul on the net. Disgusting!!!!!
Posted by borrowedchief on September 25, 2009 at 7:07 am
What your seeing here is the covenant version of Home Alone.
Posted by shadowsquid86 on September 25, 2009 at 7:09 am
DARE IS A GIRL?!
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What, 9000!?
Posted by StealthSpeed3 on September 25, 2009 at 7:23 am
AAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!! WHO STOLE MY PORN!!!!!
Posted by Ben Of Bodom UK on September 25, 2009 at 7:34 am
Yayyy you picked my caption Angel! Wooo thanks! =D
Posted by HSAR on September 25, 2009 at 7:39 am
“Oh my god! John! Is that… bs angel?”
Posted by A Shaky Shotgun on September 25, 2009 at 7:46 am
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA, I’M NOT LISTENING!! LA LA LA LA LA
Posted by austin on September 25, 2009 at 8:27 am
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!!!
Posted by MasterCheifn on September 25, 2009 at 8:29 am
O RLY??!
NO WAI!!!
Posted by CrazedOne1988 on September 25, 2009 at 8:34 am
“BRAIN FREEZE”
Posted by Mizzy on September 25, 2009 at 8:37 am
“This Paris Hilton person sings awful!”
Posted by Gnome on September 25, 2009 at 8:43 am
“YOU FORGOT THE LUBE!”
“Dear LORD Chief! Your codpiece is HUGE!”
The arbiter finally learns the truth behind the grunts food nipple.
The arbiter finally learns the truth behind grunty reproduction. (There are many grunts involved)
Posted by IcyTreats on September 25, 2009 at 9:04 am
ROFL grunt orgy.
Posted by Marksman on September 29, 2009 at 1:00 am
ROFL…ewww
Posted by Cailus on September 25, 2009 at 8:51 am
The Arbiter very, very quickly regretted demonstrating the “getting an SMG stuck up your arse” trick to the ODSTs.
Sanghelli abuse. Like child abuse, but justifiable.
Dutch: Wait, are spike grenades supposed to be used like that?
Buck: They are in MY unit.
Marines have problems. Spartans are conflicted. But for pete’s sake, at least they don’t scream.
Posted by SHAGGYDEATH on September 25, 2009 at 8:59 am
Will someone get me a damn aspirin!!!!!!
Posted by Terminator182 on September 25, 2009 at 9:00 am
Not the gumdrop buttons!!!!
Posted by Camdat on September 28, 2009 at 9:40 pm
ahahahah hilarious you HAVE to be in caption
Posted by bobothebrave on September 25, 2009 at 9:01 am
Oh my God!!! Andy!! You turned into a real boy!
Posted by ya feelin lucky, punk? on September 25, 2009 at 7:49 pm
lol CABOOSE FTW
Posted by Woody on September 25, 2009 at 9:18 am
I pressed REPLY ALL with my nude scene from Halo 2?!?
Posted by Owl Assassin on September 25, 2009 at 9:35 am
As Sgt Johnson blasts his favourite “flip music” through the headset system, Arbiter regrets not turning the volume down.
Posted by NartFOpc on September 25, 2009 at 9:36 am
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Posted by Ben Of Bodom UK on September 25, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Yep this is what I though of straight away XD
Posted by Ben Of Bodom UK on September 25, 2009 at 3:02 pm
thought*
Posted by CrazedOne1988 on September 25, 2009 at 9:36 am
“After not hearing from him for days, Cheif decided to check up on the Arbiter. He was found like this, with “the ring” tape in his VCR……..”
“The Chief decided it would be funny to record Arbiters reaction to “2 girls, 1 cup”
Posted by CrazedOne1988 on September 25, 2009 at 9:37 am
“What has been seen cannot be unseen”
Posted by Mike on September 25, 2009 at 9:41 am
Home Alone 5: Honey we forgot the Arbiter!
Posted by gjc360 on September 25, 2009 at 10:00 am
No!! No one can play as me in the new Halo game? But I made this series so much more awesome!
Posted by Marksman on September 29, 2009 at 1:02 am
Arbiter FTW!
Posted by HarbingerDawn on September 25, 2009 at 10:27 am
ZOMG!!!!
Posted by DaChiefOfOwnage on September 25, 2009 at 10:28 am
*ahem*
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
Posted by Someone on September 25, 2009 at 10:32 am
Nooooooooo! My Sgt Johnson code won’t work!
Posted by Mojo on September 25, 2009 at 10:37 am
MY MOM JUST CANCELLED MY XBOX LIVE ACCOUNT! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Posted by XMixMasterX on September 25, 2009 at 10:39 am
“Holy crap these captions are TERRIBLE!”
Posted by Rippolighter159 on September 25, 2009 at 10:48 am
Arby finaly snapped after seeing one too many OM NOM NOM & Haz captions.
(p.s. Thanks for picking my caption last week. (Here come the bragging rights))
Posted by SPOC on September 25, 2009 at 10:54 am
OH-EM-GEE My pet grunt just got hit by a warthog!
Posted by cardo on September 25, 2009 at 11:17 am
I can save how much on my car insurance!?
Posted by Camdat on September 28, 2009 at 9:42 pm
lol LOL LLOLOLOLOLOLOLO ROFL ROLMAO L34TH4X0RZPWnROFLMAIOLOL
Posted by A Deaf Boy on September 25, 2009 at 11:29 am
“OMG….ARE YOU SAYS SHE WAS REALLY A HE!?!?!”
Posted by the Light Show on September 25, 2009 at 11:47 am
i hate these freakin’ new contacts!
Posted by Mr Viper on September 25, 2009 at 11:51 am
“Unknown to Chief, this was the first time Arbiter had looked in a mirror.”
Posted by ImTriForceGuy on September 25, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Oliver Twist: “Please Sir, may I have some more?”
Arbiter: “MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAR?!?!?!?!”
Posted by JLay on September 25, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Arby finally finds out what’s behind the Chief’s codpiece…
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The Arbiter learns the hard way that he should knock first when visiting his grandparents.
Posted by augustelc on September 25, 2009 at 12:47 pm
ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!!1!11!
Posted by Silen7 Sam Strikes Back on September 25, 2009 at 1:09 pm
CAPS LOCK HELPS!
Posted by Uccxxxv on September 25, 2009 at 1:18 pm
NOOOOOO!!! Shut up Jonas Brothers!
Posted by ZeroGFrame on September 25, 2009 at 1:20 pm
“KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!”
Posted by cyanide & happiness on September 25, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Not my SeXaY Pr0nZ!!!!
Posted by Poopie McGhee on September 25, 2009 at 1:59 pm
“WORT WORT? Sorry, guys…”
I”M FREAKING OUT!!!!
Posted by Poopie McGhee on September 25, 2009 at 2:23 pm
i forgot the “MAN” after “I’M FREAKING OUT!!!!”
and the apostrophe instead of a quotation mark..
Posted by Love Slice on September 25, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Arbiter was horrified when he accidentally walked in on Master Chief and BS Angel.
Posted by Camdat on September 28, 2009 at 9:43 pm
ohhhh yaaaahahhhah *cool aid guy enters*
Posted by DethPwn on September 25, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Arbiter never expected Kanye to back him up like that, especially during Master Chief’s acceptance speech!
Posted by xLAS3RP01NT3Rx on September 25, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Arbiter’s pronzic habits with Miranda can be summed up in a simple equation.
Miranda+boot+arbiter’s dong=[squeek]groan[/squeek]
Posted by iAmGhost on September 25, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Chief decided to play a little joke a show the Arbiter Two Girls One Cup.
Posted by The Flying Spartan on September 25, 2009 at 3:17 pm
“Neener, neener, neener! I can see your weiner!”
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“This is how Sangheili smile!”
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After running out of grenades for the fiftieth time since they made planet(?)fall on the Ark, the Arbiter resorts to a more interesting method of bombarding enemy positions.
Posted by UnluckyIrish14 on September 25, 2009 at 3:51 pm
“O. M. G. What the eff is that on Miranda’s crotch?!?!”
Posted by StephaBon on September 25, 2009 at 3:56 pm
60 dollars and I’m not even it it???!!!!????!!!
Posted by L3377MA573R on September 25, 2009 at 4:44 pm
“You mean to tell me that we all just went through that F***ing gauntlet thing in Ghosts, and you had it set to system link?!?!”
Posted by staticrift on September 25, 2009 at 5:24 pm
It can’t be unseen! Two Grunts one cup!!
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Arbiter’s pregnancy came as a great shock with him being male and his only time being with Master chief.
Posted by Das Kalk on September 25, 2009 at 5:34 pm
OMG WHAT’S KANYE DOING?!
Posted by Weezey31 on September 25, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Arbiter watches The Empire Strikes Back for the first time.
Posted by Wasiq Khan on September 25, 2009 at 5:49 pm
What!? That’s how humans breed!? Oh my god that’s disgusting.
Posted by HALO3syourdaddy on September 25, 2009 at 7:27 pm
What was BS Angel thinking doing that in front of a spartan at PAX!?
Posted by Babbott on September 25, 2009 at 8:39 pm
(Gasp)”I could’ve had a V8!”
Posted by Shurmanator on September 28, 2009 at 1:26 pm
You win so hard that it hurts.
Posted by Billdebeast on September 25, 2009 at 11:38 pm
OMG RROD!?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Posted by Will Pwn 4 Food on September 25, 2009 at 11:48 pm
oh SNAP!
Posted by Fushiko on September 26, 2009 at 2:55 am
It was then that the Arbiter realized that his picture was not beside the word gullible in the dictionary.
Posted by Fushiko on September 26, 2009 at 2:57 am
You had to punch in his face and pull out his skull?!?!! (Halo CE reference for those who haven’t played that far back)
Posted by StealthSpeed3 on September 26, 2009 at 6:30 am
this is what happens after Arby watched Two Spartans One Cup
Posted by Sam on September 26, 2009 at 8:41 am
This was the Arbiter’s reaction after watching “The Babysitter” Halo Anime.
Posted by Sam on September 26, 2009 at 8:42 am
I’ma a firin’ mah invisible lazor!!
Posted by PiiNOY-N0Y on September 26, 2009 at 11:24 am
“But Chief, the Prophet of Regret was one of the best Prophets of all time! Of all time!”
Posted by Chico on September 26, 2009 at 4:37 pm
First time see 2girls1cup huh?
Posted by Admiral Madden on September 26, 2009 at 6:08 pm
when the chief inquired about the arbiter shaving his “MANdibles”, Arby replied with an astonishing face…
WHAT YOU DON’T?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!
Posted by Admiral Madden on September 26, 2009 at 6:12 pm
“I’M NOT TROLLING!”
Posted by Mikey Rocks on September 26, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Wow i just got lagged out of Firefight…..again.
Posted by EliteXDeath on September 26, 2009 at 8:39 pm
“WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!”
Posted by Matt7777444 on September 26, 2009 at 10:14 pm
“once BSangle joined the game, it was too much for the arbiter to handle.”
“Once arbiter took a sip of the coffee chief gave him, he relized it was revenge for the meal arbiter made for him.” Last Friday Caption refrence
“AHHH!!! BRAINFREEZE!”
“THE CAKE WAS A LIE!!!” Portal refrence/ Chowder refrence from portal
“Ahh! Popped a damn blood vessel!” Family Guy refrence
“Arbiter was never the same when he found out what “The Arbiter” really means.”
Posted by SonofMacPhisto on September 27, 2009 at 8:53 pm
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
Posted by deora on September 28, 2009 at 9:02 am
arby’s initial reaction to vidmaster endure was a little extravagent. but none the less expected
Posted by Shurmanator on September 28, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Little Known Fact: The Arbiter was one of the audio technicians during Christian Bale’s “moment”. This is his reaction.
Posted by iRadicaI on September 28, 2009 at 1:34 pm
“Oh no Chief! WHERE ARE MY BALLS?!?”
Posted by iRadicaI on September 28, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Listen Arby, I’m really happy for you, Imma’ let you finish… but ODST has one of the best campaigns of all time, of all time!
Posted by Camdat on September 28, 2009 at 9:36 pm
And As Arby turned around in horror he yelled “I CAN SEE YOU AND MIRANDA YA THATS RIGHT FELL BAD” and comes up to master chief and says i thought we were lovers then MC says no this is just the begining *end cutscene* *start dramatic music* *end halo reach*
Posted by Marksman on September 29, 2009 at 1:09 am
“NOOOO TOO MANY ‘THUMBS DOWN’ ON HMB!!!!!”
Posted by Anton P. Nym on September 29, 2009 at 9:42 am
The Arbiter reacted poorly to rumours that ,instead of Marty O’Donnell, it would be Vanilla Ice scoring the “Halo: Reach” soundtrack.
— Steve
Posted by KkilljoyGruntT on September 29, 2009 at 6:40 pm
OH GOD NO!
MY MUFFINS!
Chief walks in on the arbiter nakey.
I made the same face when I played my first online match with a ten year old.
Arbiter has seen what cannot be unseen, hot grunty action!
Posted by KkilljoyGruntT on September 29, 2009 at 6:41 pm
What do you mean I kant haz recon? Im the fuckin arbiter!
Posted by KkilljoyGruntT on September 29, 2009 at 6:42 pm
OMG! Chief is alive?
Miranda, what are you doing to Yapyap??!!?
HOT!HOT!HOT!
Never again will the arbiter and his grunts pull a prank on the chief…
Posted by The Flying Spartan on September 30, 2009 at 7:19 am
“Shut up, Kanye!”
Posted by The Flying Spartan on September 30, 2009 at 7:23 am
Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here!
Posted by The Real Dr Nog on October 7, 2009 at 7:42 pm
I CANT BELIVE ITS NOT BUTTER