IH3SotW: Got Milk?
September 23, 2009 20 Comments
IH3SotW (short for Inappropriate Halo 3 Screenshot of the Week) places heavy emphasis on the inappropriate. While each featured screenshot will be delightfully distasteful, some may be more subtle than others. I won’t bother explaining them since figuring it out for yourself will be half the fun. Every one taken from my personal Halo pr0n collection, I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!
Author: Onar Pululee
And I always thought it was the Grunts who were into “food nipples”…
Why does this make me want to play Halo right now? Oh yeah…
Miranda quickly realized that Sangheili breast exams weren’t quite what she expected
OM NOM NOM NOM
Danny DiVito interrupts Taylor Swift:
“Hey, yo, Imma let you finish but…Oooooooooo!”
OWIE !! That looks painful !
Naw… If that thing can master the English language in 3 years (H:CE to H2) then I’m sure he’s got the mandible-control to be gentle. Go ‘head, give him a try…
I’m not trying until I get an airtight insurance policy.
I suggest laminating your current policy. Should keep out both air and the water that way, and for only a small one-time fee.
That voids the warranty on my insurance. I need to get a new one.
OM NOM NOM
WTF is with that cutscene? Most of the IH3SOTW are taken from it. Is there some Hot Coffee business Bungie removed at the last minute? Hot Grunt Nipples?
Mandibular.
‘This will only hurt for a bit..What comes afterward, more so.’
Lame attempt at a witty post, check.
Moterboating your doing it wrong
(but it feels so right)
No tongue!! Bad Sanghelli!!! BAD!!
Or:
Dammit where’d my Oreo’s go?
You could add “Down Sangheli, DOWN!!” to turn it more sexual… :P
Honk it before you chew it!
“Damn it, Miranda, where’s that f#&$ing arrow?!” <– (You're doing it wrong!)
“Miranda, let me scrath your breasts for you.”
“Arbiter, no. It’s oka-….oh yeah…..”