Hooray For Clay!
September 15, 2009 41 Comments
There are very few things I enjoy more in life than the feeling of something soft and flaccid in my hands and then expertly manipulating it until it hardens into a state of near perfection. I know Antithesis can relate as his deftness lies in the art of molding clay into various figures originally born in the Halo universe. While he’s tackled numerous subjects in the past, he most recently created two types of Grunts (Minor and Heavy), an Ultra Brute, and a ridiculously adorable Prophet, all of which are patiently awaiting your arrival after the jump. It’s odd how my projects always result in a viscously sticky mess but Antithesis manages to erect complete and utter masterpieces. Apparently I could learn a few things from him!












































the brute rocks my socks! ^_^
the grunts actually look kinda mean too!
Antithesis is ossim.
CLAY DIORAMA!!!!
Damnit Hawty! You’ve infected my mind!
The only thing I got out of that post was “erect” and “sticky mess” in close proximity.
Damn!
It looks like I won this round, w00t!
Your innuendo is becoming less and less subtle as time goes on. It’s brilliant. ^_^
I didn’t discuss anything beyond clay in this article. I can’t help how people interpret the verbiage!
Eventually, this place is going to be HawtyMcCocknBalls.
It’s admirable to have goals. And thanks for giving me one!
I live to serve, m’lady. *bows*
It’s every else making relations to sex. Goodness, the perversion of commentors! Why can’t bs angel’s innocent facts be left at that? (I totally love the innuendos. It’s what keeps me coming. (Oh look I made one!!))
You, my fine sir, get a thumbs up for that comment!
I really like zee prophet.
Great stuff! People would buy that! :)
Wow Thesis…these just keep getting better and better! Those Grunts are awesome and the Brute looks kinda sad, and that prophet is just bad ass!!
Great work!, I’d love to see a engineer.
Third pic from the top.
http://hawtymcbloggy.com/2009/08/04/they-bleed-clay-blood/
The Prophet is friggin’ awesome!
Excellent work. Those grunts are my favorite. ^_^
Wow… those are awesome. I love the Grunts, especially, but that Brute is great, too. I’d love to see a Chieftan with a hammer.
They Are All Great! Very Well Done…
I love these figures! These covie figures are some of the best I have seen yet.
That commentary by BS angel is also very creative.
I wonder if Jackals are too “lanky” to make. nothing but skin, bones, and shields
the prophet looks like a rapper
LOL, I was thinking that too. put a turntable in front of him, and a backwards yankees hat on his head, slip some rings on his fingers, and give him the mike!
Someone get going on a Photoshop, stat!!
I have no PS Skillz
Done! – http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/6783/prophetrapper.jpg
I couldn’t resist! XD
did anyone get his new cd?
http://i734.photobucket.com/albums/ww346/lekegolokiller/Cashmoneyprofit.png
OH MY GAWD…. This HAS To Be Made!!!
thumbs down? it’d be GREAT!!!
‘Needlers don’t kill people Prophets do!’
lo at the new CD by Lekegolo, ‘Cash-Money-PROFIT,’ utter win
Lovin the lyrics too, Staticrift
I gotta say it… the prophet looks black.. not in color but he looks like in real life as a human, he would be a black man
Those grunts are badass, nuff said
So Prophets are really the same species as “E.T.”?
Here’s a comic I just made of the “clay prophet” being a rap artist!!!
Hope you think itz funny! Here’s for everyone that wanted the prophet to look like a rap artist!
Here’s the link:
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a124/boysofsheahem/Regretcomic2.jpg
Love It… :)
Though I did not lol greatly, I will accept this amusing spoofs.
how do you make a hyperlink when making a comment on here?? :(
The image first needs to be hosted somewhere and then you can just put in the direct link. I went ahead and fixed it for you. :)