It’s-A Me, On Your Fingernails!

super mario fingernails

Long fingernails may be less than optimal when you find yourself with an insatiably itchy butthole, but they come in ridiculously handy when you need a unique medium to express your undying passion for your favorite video game. Capturing a different scene for each individual nail, Mario, Luigi, and even a little Goomba make an appearance on this whimsical set of false Super Mario-themed fingernails. There’s a picture of all ten appendages after the jump but be warned, the hands are holding on to something and I don’t even want to begin to speculate as to what that something is. Oh who am I kidding, I totally want to speculate and I’m putting my money on a giant schlong. Pay up suckers because you know I’m right!

super mario fingernails

Source [Geekologie]

18 Responses to It’s-A Me, On Your Fingernails!

  1. Morio Kun says:

    Cool, …..Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut weird?

    First!!!!!!????

    • GeneralCupcakes says:

      Cool like Lolcats that’s what.

      And there is no achievement for being first. Only humility.

  2. DeathCubeK says:

    What does she have her hands around? O.O

    • Lincoln says:

      This is what I was wondering ._.

  3. Black Pride says:

    You’re right bs, I didn’t realise she was going to release these images to the public when she asked for me to star in a photo. =S

  4. Mizzy says:

    Nicely done, but you couldn’t pay me enough money to wear those. Hoochey nails, I call em. And if I’m right, then that probably IS a schlong.

    • Gnome says:

      A strange schlong made of some strange black fabric… Wouldn’t that give you rugburn?

    • Poopie McGhee says:

      It’s Called A Fabric Condom… OUCH!!!

  5. CYBRFRK says:

    These would look awesome on Louis Wu!

    • Cardo says:

      What, the nails? … or the giant, fabric balls that accompany the giant fabric schlong?

  6. gunluva says:

    Pencil case is my guess.

    • UnluckyIrish14 says:

      You’re probably right, but let’s let angel have her fun, shall we?
      ;)

    • bs angel says:

      A pencil case on a schlong maybe!!

  7. daredizzle says:

    I would pass on an HJ from hands with nails like that. Might as well spray my cat with a hose and throw it on my junk and wait for the same effect to ensue.

  8. Tentimook says:

    The fingers are weird looking

    • Cardo says:

      Are those man-hands? It must be Megan Fox.

  9. HellCat says:

    Cool designs on the nails! If it was a schlong then it wouldn’t have a cover on it. And what is in the shape of a schlong that can have a cover on it use its not being used? It also vibrates sometimes. You know i’m right. Now YOU PAY UP ANGEL my guess is more logical. A Fabric Schlong? what were you thinking?

  10. Billdebeast says:

    i wonder how much that cost :o

    ugly tho? methinks.

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