It’s-A Me, On Your Fingernails!
September 14, 2009 18 Comments

Long fingernails may be less than optimal when you find yourself with an insatiably itchy butthole, but they come in ridiculously handy when you need a unique medium to express your undying passion for your favorite video game. Capturing a different scene for each individual nail, Mario, Luigi, and even a little Goomba make an appearance on this whimsical set of false Super Mario-themed fingernails. There’s a picture of all ten appendages after the jump but be warned, the hands are holding on to something and I don’t even want to begin to speculate as to what that something is. Oh who am I kidding, I totally want to speculate and I’m putting my money on a giant schlong. Pay up suckers because you know I’m right!
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Cool, …..Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut weird?
First!!!!!!????
Cool like Lolcats that’s what.
And there is no achievement for being first. Only humility.
What does she have her hands around? O.O
This is what I was wondering ._.
You’re right bs, I didn’t realise she was going to release these images to the public when she asked for me to star in a photo. =S
Nicely done, but you couldn’t pay me enough money to wear those. Hoochey nails, I call em. And if I’m right, then that probably IS a schlong.
A strange schlong made of some strange black fabric… Wouldn’t that give you rugburn?
It’s Called A Fabric Condom… OUCH!!!
These would look awesome on Louis Wu!
What, the nails? … or the giant, fabric balls that accompany the giant fabric schlong?
Pencil case is my guess.
You’re probably right, but let’s let angel have her fun, shall we?
;)
A pencil case on a schlong maybe!!
I would pass on an HJ from hands with nails like that. Might as well spray my cat with a hose and throw it on my junk and wait for the same effect to ensue.
The fingers are weird looking
Are those man-hands? It must be Megan Fox.
Cool designs on the nails! If it was a schlong then it wouldn’t have a cover on it. And what is in the shape of a schlong that can have a cover on it use its not being used? It also vibrates sometimes. You know i’m right. Now YOU PAY UP ANGEL my guess is more logical. A Fabric Schlong? what were you thinking?
i wonder how much that cost :o
ugly tho? methinks.