PAX Sound Bites ‘09
September 12, 2009 38 Comments
While PAX, a gamer festival held over Labor Day weekend every year, is primarily focused on exhibitor booths, geek concerts, panels, and tournaments, there is a strong sense of community there as well. Putting a face to a name is one of the best parts of the experience, along with the interactions that come along with that. Here’s a brief glimpse into some of mine. Well, the ones that are suitable for publishing anyways.
{being introduced to someone}
me: Hi, I’m bs angel. {extends hand}
him: Hi, I’m immortal eNeME. You made me fun of me on your blog a few weeks ago.
me: {silence} Fuck.
{phone texts}
me: So, anything good happen last night after I left?
BigCountry1369: Well two people got it on.
me: Yeah? But there were only dudes there.
BigCountry1369: Let’s just say someone’s not walking right today.
me: Vids or it didn’t happen.
BigCountry1369: You into that sort of stuff?
me: Well, pics are ok too I guess.
{meeting someone new}
him: You been meat slapped?
me: Is that your weird way of hitting on me?
him: No, that’s my tag. Yuben Meatslapt.
me: Oh. I was getting excited there for a second.
{overheard at dinner}
JoeSki73: I teabag my dog. He knows who his Master Chief is!
{minutes later}
random friend: When JoeSki73 has a baby, it will have a ball mobile hanging from its crib.
me: And the things holding the balls will be penis-shaped and the entire thing will be oval like a vagina! {draws a vagina in the air}
urk: Too far angel, too far.
me: Oh. My bad.
{phone texts}
random friend: Where ya at?
me: The ODST booth.
random friend: Again?
me: So I looked in the mirror a week before PAX and was faced with the decision of trying to lose five pounds or just going tanning.
random friend: Well, your tan looks great!
me: Fuck.
{watching someone play Dante’s Inferno}
me: That’s the best pair of man boobs I have ever seen in a video game!
everybody around me: {silence}
{wearing a shirt that says ‘untouched’}
random friend: What does your shirt mean?
me: That my boobs are untouched.
random friend: No really, what’s it mean?
different friend: {looks at my shirt} The irony. It’s delicious!
{during dinner}
random friend: {eyeing a large piece of sushi} How am I supposed to put this whole thing in my mouth?
friend’s wife: Unhinge your jaw.
me: Don’t forget to swallow!
{says goodbye to everybody and hops in car. checks makeup and notices a large piece of lettuce stuck in teeth}
me: Fuck.
Oh, wow, angel. These made me laugh at 6:20 in the morning. Thanks.
its 11 at night and i’d crack up but i’d wake everyone. and trust u never want to wake my family up. Its a shame i couldn’t go because of school and the whole different country thing. These are really good so witty and delicously sexual. I have to meet you people some day. I hate being 15, no one around 30 takes you seriously and has a normal convo with u so i bet if i saw most people here in real life they’d be like “youre a kid… go away”.
Wow, I have a lot in common:
A)School
B)Different Country (Aus– represent)
C)Age (14)
D) the last thing you said, or typed, or w/e
New account! :P
These are the ones “suitable for publishing’?! I shudder to think what else happened.
LOL @ number 4. that one got me good. Can you even imagine what that would look like?!
Maybe a little something like this?!
http://twitpic.com/h5e9h
Oh, how nice….!
Awww I wish I’d been at Pax. I’d have touched you.
I’d have touched you so much . . .
lol?
LOL! The first, 7rh and last made me lol, more than they should have.
Hahahaha. These are pure awesome. I think Angel has officially convinced me to go to PAX next year. I’ll totally have a fanboy attack if I meet Angel.
it’s official, you are coming to PAX east and there’s no ifs ands or buts about!
I thought I was the only one who could silence an entire room of guys with my weird comments. Kudos!
Wow, I don’t know anyone who can do that… Congrats
And why isn’t my freaking avatar resetting? ARGH
There ya go, it looks like it updated! Great screenshot btw. :)
LOL, mention awesome man boobs and apparently they don’t know what to say!
Well, since most of my friends already have mewbs of their own, I think their silence would be attributed to their own downward glances. I think it’s more the statements of dismembering and shoving it up pooters, all with a cute smile on my face that gets them.
Ahh, the manboobs. Can’t wait for that game to come out ;)
My dog deserves it. ….every time.
I dunno, Wario’s got a killer pair of mewbs :D
King Hippo from Mike Tyson’s Rape Out (cough!) has a nice man-rack.
Lmao!
made me chuckle
*searches for post involving immortal eNeME…*
I said, in not so many words, that he has a small penis. O_o
http://hawtymcbloggy.com/2009/08/14/ih3sotw-packing-heat/
“me: Hi, I’m bs angel. {extends hand}
him: Hi, I’m immortal eNeME. You made me fun of me on your blog a few weeks ago.
me: {silence} Fuck.”
Haha I’ve known this guy for ages! Hella funny you met him at PAX :P I’m about to talk to him about it xD
Way to go. XD
The ones that aren’t suitable for publishing fall under the “What happens at PAX stays at PAX rule”
=P
Hahahaha, oh angel… I <3 you.
<3
@#2: Damm, sounds like I missed out on some fun :(
Man, I’m so sad I missed you. :(
Me too. Very much a missed opportunity. :(
I used to run into Yuben Meatslapt quite often during the grifball double XP weekends. Funny tag. There was another guy with the tag “JigglyManJewels” or something like that. Always thought he and Meatslapt should start up a team together.
I can only hope to meet JigglyManJewels this year!
Hilarious!