From Xbox.com :
The lazy days of summer are coming to an end, and students across the country are preparing to return to the classrooms. Not to worry, Xbox is here with a fun sweepstakes that could score you some great prizes, including a complete computer setup for your dorm room, or even an Xbox-branded Moped to make sure you get to class on time!

Prizes include an Xbox branded moped, a dorm room technology bundle (personal computer, printer and digital camera ), a Zune 8 GB digital media player, an Xbox 360 wireless controller, varying amounts of Microsoft Points, an Xbox LIVE 12 month gold membership, and a 3 month Netflix gift subscription. Fine print says that this sweepstakes is open only to legal residents of the 50 United States. Hey, don’t shoot the messenger!











Posted by Poopie McGhee on September 12, 2009 at 1:44 pm
i wish i could win… i want a moped.. :(
Posted by Marksman on September 13, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Why? :P
Posted by Poopie McGhee on September 13, 2009 at 11:44 pm
cause… hmm, i’ve never really thought of WHY… idk, stuff…
Posted by Gnome on September 12, 2009 at 2:40 pm
I’ve always needed a way to get around while declaring my alliegance to geekdom
Posted by JohnKiller118 on September 12, 2009 at 2:46 pm
I’m going to laugh at when whoever wins this turns it on and there are 3 red lights around the XBox Logo.
Posted by Downandout on September 12, 2009 at 2:50 pm
+1 to you
It would be cool that when it breaks down and stuff it did that x]
If only Microsoft had a sense of humour.
Posted by the_eNeME on September 12, 2009 at 7:05 pm
That would be so awesome! If I win, I am definitely going to customize the taillights to be the RRoD. =)
Posted by HellCat on September 12, 2009 at 4:34 pm
only the US? damit
Posted by Marksman on September 13, 2009 at 10:10 pm
And that’s what I said.
(Prompt: Scroll down)
Posted by Marksman on September 13, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Kind of. But with 4x the Damns. :)
Posted by neoxdonut on September 12, 2009 at 4:40 pm
With that ride I’ll be the coolest kid at school!
Posted by newguy2445 on September 12, 2009 at 6:17 pm
The lazy days of summer are coming to an end, and students across the country are preparing to return to the classrooms. Not to worry, Xbox is here with a fun sweepstakes that could score you some great prizes, to ensure that you remain on your ass for the maximum amount of time, including a complete computer setup for your dorm room to watch ‘educational’ movies on, or even an Xbox-branded Moped to make sure you can outrun the bullies that will now be chasing you.
Entrants must be legal residents of the 50 United States to continue our stereotype of a country full of lazy fat asses.
(Fixed it up to make it a bit more realistic)
Posted by Queen 0f Blades on September 12, 2009 at 10:27 pm
Nothing screams “geek” like riding around town on that bad boy…
But then again, we all know we’d be envious.
Posted by UnluckyIrish14 on September 13, 2009 at 6:31 am
How about a fully functional Xbox 360 in it? Okay, well, fully functional except for the part where it red-rings and you have to send it in every couple weeks.
…
Okay, bad idea.
Posted by bs angel on September 13, 2009 at 11:48 am
Not a bad idea, just an unrealistic one. Ya know, because of the whole fully functional thing. ;)
Posted by StephaBon on September 13, 2009 at 10:58 am
If someone wins this for real, message me. lol. I’ve always wondered how legit sweepstakes like this are.
Posted by KalamariKidd on September 13, 2009 at 11:38 am
As if riding a normal moped wasn’t humiliating in itself.
Posted by Marksman on September 13, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Aww, damned non-U.S-Residency…
Ah well, Australia’s better, anyway, nice and warm, except today was windy and overcast.
Damned Australian Spring Weather.
Damned damn.
:/