I have a plethora of pictures gathering dust from PAX (some are good, some are bad, and some are downright ugly!) so I thought instead of our usual Halo 3 screenshot captioning activity, we could instead substitute community pictures from last weekend’s annual gamer festival. Along with providing some witty text though let’s also throw in some good ol’ fashioned Photoshopping. Please feel free to alter, caption, or do whatever you would like to the following images. Worthy submissions left in the comments will be pulled up into the main article for all to enjoy. Go on now, have some fun at my expense! I can’t wait to see what you fu suckers come up with. :runs off to find the banhammer:
with urk
“Wanna see my Elite impression?!” (nixproto)
“Urk! …You did not just fart again?!?!?” (JoeSki73)
with Foman123
with Halcylon and Yoozel
“Angel gets excited as a dumbfounded Halcylon is confronted by a pantless, shlongweilding Yoozel.” (Don A K Bab)
Y: “Dude shes back, again!” H: “I know, totally freaking me out.” (Staticrift)
with CortanaV
with ElusiveEagle
“The rabbit ears gave angel the extra couple inches she needed to get on the roller coaster.” (StealthSpeed3)
with Predator5791
“P: Hey maybe after this we can go to my hotel room to make a film and take some screenshots. And after that we can play Halo. ;) ” (Mikey Rocks)
with BigCountry1369
with Halcylon
with my new Game Boy courtesy of valinhorn
“I can play Halo on this, right?” (nixproto)
with JoeSki73’s wife (my shirt says ‘untouched’ for all you captioners)
“The shirt is a lie.” (Gnome)
playing Firefight with Halcylon
“H: Hey Angel, how did you manage to make me lose all my lives? The Covenant haven’t arrived!” (Andrew Jensen)
with DeaconBlade
with VenusEnvy
“MMMmm Hawty McBloggy, you even taste of teh Haloz!(VenusEnvy)
“I thought she said, ‘I bet you can’t lick it!’” (JLay)
Posted by Don A K Bab on September 11, 2009 at 2:01 am
Angel holds her camera away from CortanaV saying “It’s my precious!”
Posted by Don A K Bab on September 11, 2009 at 2:04 am
Angel gets excited as a dumbfounded Halcylon is confronted by a pantless, shlongweilding Yoozel.
Posted by Don A K Bab on September 11, 2009 at 8:11 am
Angel demonstrates to Urk how she’d introduce herself to Master Chief(s crotch).
Posted by Gnome on September 11, 2009 at 2:27 am
This may be crossing the line and going into insulting (I say this because I have a strange sense of humor and… Wait a minute… This is the one site full of people with the same sense of humor as me! Disregard what I just said)
The shirt is a lie. (I say with no seriousness whatsoever… I think? I don’t know anymore… Its late.)
Posted by bs angel on September 11, 2009 at 9:01 am
One of my friends after reading my shirt said, “The irony is delicious.” It definitely made me laugh. :)
Posted by JohnKiller118 on September 11, 2009 at 2:59 am
Best Last Picture EVER!
Posted by Nova on September 11, 2009 at 3:04 am
With VenusEnvy: You want some of this?
Posted by Gi85on on September 11, 2009 at 3:28 am
BS Angel with her new pink gamebewb……boy, I mean boy!
Posted by Das Kalk on September 11, 2009 at 4:02 am
all good pics, none bad, hopefully you can attend PAX east coast!
Posted by HellCat on September 11, 2009 at 4:19 am
man it looks like u had fun. thats great. i wish i could go, it would be cool to meet most of u. It was cool to see what you looked like. I would’ve said the last was the best but i loved the smiling pics and BS angel’s sexy pink gameboy
Posted by bs angel on September 11, 2009 at 9:15 am
The Game Boy is AMAZING. The backlight is even pink!
Posted by nixproto (Drake) on September 11, 2009 at 4:26 am
Great pictures. I have to go to PAX next year.
Picture 1: “Wanna see my elite impression????!!!”
Picture 9: “I can play Halo on this right?”
Picture 11: “Oh my gosh… Angel, go make me a sammich when you stop losing, okay?”
Posted by JLay on September 11, 2009 at 5:24 am
Pic 1: OMG, Urk just spit in my eye!
Pic 2: Foman123 wins the “Whose Head Is Bigger?” contest. OR Angel poses with the winner of the Dwayne Johnson look-alike contest.
Pic 3: The bearded guy with glasses pretends he has on blue scout armor and gives Angel an early Christmas goose.
Pic 7: Angel finds out that BigCountry1369 lives up to his name.
Pic 8: Angel and Halcylon check for ‘bats in the cave’
Pic 9: Valinhorn distracts Angel with a pink gameboy in order to view some Hawty McSidebewb.
Pic 10: Right before the wonder twin powers are activated.
Pic 13: I thought she said “I bet you can’t lick it!”
Posted by JoeSki73 on September 11, 2009 at 5:53 am
#1: Urk! …You did not just fart again?!?!??!!!!
Posted by newguy2445 on September 11, 2009 at 6:33 am
Picture One: bs educates Urk on how babies are made.
Posted by XMixMasterX on September 11, 2009 at 7:08 am
I just want to know how you run into all these people with only the knowledge of their gamertag…
Do you walk around saying “Hi, I’m Hawty McBloggy… do you interwebz?” Is there a large room labeled “Halo Fans” in which everyone convenes? Is the back of everyone’s shirts labeled with their screen name?
If I never find out, it’s ok… but I just feel like I’m missing something here.
Posted by bs angel on September 11, 2009 at 9:09 am
Some meetings were prearranged. Many people I have seen pictures of. When we were in large groups hanging out, I would introduce myself to anybody I didn’t know. And yes, a few people had their tags on their shirts! :)
Posted by Squirrelsaurus on September 11, 2009 at 7:19 am
Pic #10: Angel meets Hamburglar’s wife
Posted by JoeSki73 on September 11, 2009 at 9:02 am
I guess that makes me the Hamburglar…
:-(
Posted by JoeSki73 on September 11, 2009 at 9:03 am
I DON’T WANT A CHEESEBURGER FOR A HEAD!
Posted by bs angel on September 11, 2009 at 9:17 am
Why am I craving a cheeseburger all of the sudden?
Posted by XMixMasterX on September 11, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Isn’t that a Seinfeld joke? Eating during sex.. or something.
Maybe it was some other comedian or TV show. I just have this mental image of eating a giant cheeseburger face while doing it… sorry if that ruins it ;-)
Posted by Artemas on September 11, 2009 at 7:30 am
LOL @ Venus
Very awesome looks like y’all had fun
Posted by Staticrift on September 11, 2009 at 7:36 am
with Halcylon and Yoozel: (guessing thats their order in the pic)
Y: “Dude shes back, again!”
H: “I know totally freaking me out”
Posted by halcylon on September 11, 2009 at 9:01 am
Playing FireFight with Me…
BS: “OMG this is so much fun! I’m sooooo good at this!”
Hal: “You got a decent score, yeah, but why are you so excited?”
BS: “Cause I didn’t betray a single one of you! This is MY game!”
Posted by bs angel on September 11, 2009 at 9:11 am
Ok, there’s way too much truth in that one. BECAUSE I TOTALLY DIDN’T BETRAY ANYONE!!
Posted by halcylon on September 11, 2009 at 9:25 am
I KNOW! Bleep Bloop!
Posted by Whitehawk13 on September 17, 2009 at 3:49 am
I have achevables! =D
(yes, I spelt it wrong, and if you wanted to point it out, you haven’t watched enough RVB)
Posted by the Light Show on September 11, 2009 at 10:36 am
pic #1 angel: “and then i was sitting there flossing when her boyfriend walked in!”
Posted by StealthSpeed3 on September 11, 2009 at 10:38 am
BS Angel? start calling you Lil’ Angel maybe LOL Anyways my caption thoughts for the photos:
pic 13 – Delicious! Tastes like chicken!
pic 7 – Angel meets a Snorlax and prepares for battle!
Pic 9 – Bewb boop be-doop!
pic 11 – Halycon: Betrayed again! Dammit
A smirk crosses Angel’s lips as she throws another plasma grenade..
pic 5 – The rabbit ears gave Angel the extra couple inches she needed to get on the roller coaster :D
Posted by Araknoros on September 11, 2009 at 11:34 am
now, i cant shoop that well so excuse the crappy pixels and the whatnot but this is imediately what came to mind when i saw the first picture http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x294/Araknoros/bsandurktest.jpg
Posted by Mikey Rocks on September 11, 2009 at 12:29 pm
With Predator9751
P:Hey maybe after this we can go to my hotel room to make a film and take some screenshots. And after that we can play Halo. ;)
Posted by BigCountry1369 on September 11, 2009 at 12:54 pm
VenusEnvy Pic: “Oh dear”
Posted by HALO3syourdaddy on September 11, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Sad I wasn’t in one of these, since you hid from me the whole conference =P
Posted by bs angel on September 11, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Evasive tactics ftw! ;)
Posted by HALO3syourdaddy on September 11, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Jerk. haha
Posted by GeneralCupcakes on September 11, 2009 at 2:40 pm
I wanted to go to PAX ‘09 but I got school. ;P Would’ve totally got pics with Angel ;P
Posted by Andrew Jensen on September 11, 2009 at 4:37 pm
To the playing firefight with Halcylon one:
H: Hey Angel, how did you manage to make me lose all my lives? The Covenant haven’t arrived!
Posted by halcylon on September 11, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Followed by “Hey Hal… I figured out what these weapons do!! Look!”
Posted by Nova on September 11, 2009 at 5:16 pm
That would be REALLY impressive, and definitely would show just how amazing Angel is at betrayals…Mostly because they had it so you had unlimited lives :)
Posted by XMixMasterX on September 12, 2009 at 6:13 am
I suddenly feel the need to fill in a few of these for you…
…
CortanaV: Copping a feel.. copping a feel…
…
ElusiveEagle: Mmmm… Cleavage.
…
BigCountry1369: I’m Hungry
Hawty: I hope he’s no hungry
…
Posted by DethPwn on September 12, 2009 at 10:30 am
My eyes just fell out. In a good way, I guess
Posted by Venus Envy on September 12, 2009 at 4:54 pm
The caption I used for my Facebook: “MMMmm Hawty McBloggy, you even taste of teh Haloz!”
The best part of mine & BS’s photo is that she didn’t know I did that to her until I sent it to her. Even though I was on drugs and in pain, I am glad I at least made it out to take that picture!
Posted by bs angel on September 12, 2009 at 10:33 pm
I still can’t believe I had no idea you were doing that!!
Posted by Whitehawk13 on September 17, 2009 at 3:56 am
I think that doubles the awesome of the picture…
Also, discrimination! Guys totally couldn’t pull that off without being called on it :P
Posted by DethPwn on September 12, 2009 at 11:02 pm
Pink Game Boy=Win. I just have a crappy grey one.
Posted by Shirdel7221 on September 13, 2009 at 1:01 am
Last picture: I TOLD YOU ALL SHE WAS A BISEXUAL! AND WHO WOULD LISTEN?!!!
Posted by Whitehawk13 on September 17, 2009 at 3:51 am
Isn’t Ticker off to the side of the last pic?
“Bow Chicka Bow Wow!”
Posted by Whitehawk13 on September 17, 2009 at 3:56 am
Geez… I’m full of spelling mistakes today. I meant *Tucker.