Twitter T&A Thursday: Additional Bungie Stats
September 10, 2009 32 Comments
Twitter T&A is where I ask your T(houghts) about various video game-related topics and you give me your A(nswers), all via Twitter. Sometimes serious, sometimes silly, they’re all 140 characters or less. You know what they say, less is more. Or something like that.
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*Thank you to @SPOC, who wishes Bungie would track the amount of times someone answered ‘teabags’ to this question, for the inspiration!
Amount of times someone has complained about the BR’s Spread.
45,765,678,921,347,672,491 times. And counting.
See, i’ve never actually heard anyone complain about the BR Spread… Am I the only one?
You need to play more SWAT.
@ MoltenSlowa’s comment on people who don’t talk trash: That would be a small, small number.
Number of racist players.
Number of racist players who would have the guts to be racist in public.
I see my comment was conveniently left out ;)
I don’t remember what your comment was about. :cough:
How did I miss this one?
Amount of steps taken by your spartan
Amount of times i’ve been accuse of playing from my mom’s basement
Amount of times someone uses a “your mom” or “gay” joke in matchmaking
wow tracking the steps is a great idea!
The amount of times you brave going into public chat.
The amount of times people say “I NEED A BR”
The amount of times people say “OMGOSH AR NUB”
The amount of times your team-mates, public or party chat, moan about dying
The amount of times you moan about dying.
The amount of times somebody kills you to steal a weapon
The amount of times that player makes up bullshit reasons for doing so
The amount of times you/somebody else has moaned about no BR in ODST
The amount of times you/somebody else has moaned about no Elites in ODST.
I’d also like a list for the amount of times you’ve killed somebody with a certain explosie piece of scenery, IE Fusion coils etc.
LOL, … that BR one would be off the charts for me!
Hah, which one? the need for a BR or ODST?
I’m guilty of all of them, except the ODST ones. Looking forward to it (10 DAYS!!!!), and the lack of 3L173s (cwutididthar? “leet speak”) is AWESOME. I hate Elites, like lots of people…
And when I say guilty, I mean, high numbers…
Number of crouches near the face or chest of a dead player.
Number of jumps.
Number of jumps while being shot at by a sniper.
also, when I saw T&A I thought this would be about something else
Number of Suicides
Number of Betrayals
Adding medals for more than 30 kill streaks
None of the ones sent in about your betrayals with possible sticky grenades? Ha.
I would void those out to.
=X
:looks around innocently:
:deletes EXZA’s comment:
Darn, I forgot you can delete comments on here and Twitter.
>_>
:looks around innocently:
:deletes EXZA:
Nuu, dun delete me!
I love it here.
<3
I would never delete you. :)
I would definitely joke about it though!
Number of times you absolutely stomp the team that calls you newbs and predicticts major pwnage in the pregame lobby. Those are the most satisfying wins.
# of games in full armor
Number of betrayals. I think I’d be second after Angel.
Though hers might crash the B.net.
They’d probably need another server if I had to make a guess!
Maybe another 3 or 4 servers…
They should not only track Teabags, but should give you the option to automatically avoid people with a high number in MM.
Great Idea!!!
number of times youve returned the flag. because im good at that job. I can return the flag AND hump your face at the same time ;)