The Ultimate Custom Xbox XD-3 Extreme Edition

Ultimate Custom Xbox

During a recent stint of drudging my way through the dregs of eBay, I was rewarded by stumbling upon something so amazing, so astonishing, so unbelievable that I had to pinch myself numerous times to make sure I wasn’t dreaming. While I’ve never actually envisioned what my perfect gaming setup would be, the previously amorphous fantasy came to crystal clear fruition after laying eyes on the Ultimate Custom Xbox XD-3 Extreme Edition. Alternatively known as The Ultimate Custom Omega-Compatible XD-3 Extreme Powered Double-Cooled Ultimately Customizable Hand-Crafted Original Mega-Elite Xbox, this custom creation not only plays Xbox games but also Super Nintendo and GameCube titles as well. You may be expecting a masterpiece such as this to break the bank but bidding starts at the extremely low price of $1,999.00 USD. Fuck, I just typed 129 words of complete bullshit so I could post some bewbs for you all to enjoy. Freakin’ perverts.

39 Responses to The Ultimate Custom Xbox XD-3 Extreme Edition

  1. NINJA Dusk2Dawn says:

    Thanks for the bewbs :) I think i’ve got a new DIY project

    • Gi85on says:

      you’re going to make yourself a set of bewbs???

  2. neoxdonut says:

    Boobies. :3

  3. VoicedWalnut says:

    LOL I wonder if this would work LOL
    anyway I dont think so
    PORTAL FTW

  4. liphttam1 says:

    No I realy am more intrested in what you have to say then bewbs.

  5. BenOfBodom says:

    Insane games consoles are good. Boobs are better.

  6. Leeumm says:

    Console? Where? I just see boobs. :)

    • Viktim says:

      Yeah. Thats a…distracting shirt.

  7. Crazy A 64 says:

    Nice rack… of games consoles.

  8. Silen7 Sam Strikes Back says:

    why didn’t you use duck tape.

    oh and nice tits.

  9. Das Kalk says:

    that’s a pretty nice setup she’s got there, and that mash-up system is cool too…

  10. Thaaaaank you angel. :P

  11. Xerone says:

    Awe! bs angel loves us! :3

    • Cyanide & Happiness says:

      more than just loves I think…

  12. JLay says:

    Talk about a no win situation. BS Angel calls us pervs for looking at the bewbs she posts (yes I saw the PAX photos too, thanks!), but we would still be called pervs if all we did was focus on the messy package between her legs (in the photo above)!

    • BenOfBodom says:

      Messy package between her legs eh? I like the sound of that…

    • ShadowNova DVX says:

      Nicely put, so what do people prefer bewbs or ‘messy packages’?

  13. Poopie McGhee says:

    perv? i think not…

  14. Staticrift says:

    *drools* that a nice package, so many consoles.

    Just joking, i was really drooling over the boobs.

    • ShadowNova DVX says:

      For a minute there, I was going to hit you, but you went back on subject 

  15. A Deaf Boy says:

    I’d play with that.

  16. KalamariKidd says:

    C’mon, everyone can appreciate a good set of bewbs, not just guys.

  17. Penguin_Ninjoid says:

    I’m sorry…I think there was a block of text to go along with the picture, but I’m a little busy…

  18. Gil says:

    I would have to admit those are a nice set of bewbs. I meant consoles… consoles.

    • IcyTreats says:

      Bewbs and game consoles go great together.

  19. bs angel says:

    I’d play with her box.

    • JLay says:

      Well, now that Amazon posting from earlier makes sense!!! You have to have the right type of interface :)

      • Poopie McGhee says:

        HAHAHA… i choked when i read that…

    • wow angel, mention bewbs in the blog and you get a frenzy! or maybe it was the picture of the bewbs… either way, this proves that we are all perves… =D and i think her box has a red ring… fyi…

    • Basic Paul says:

      I don’t think I’ve laughed that much in ages. I found this pretty damn funny! Thanks :D

    • wrinklycat says:

      dont be selfish angel. we can all play with them

  20. DethPwn says:

    But the real question is her bra size. 8 bit, 16 bit, or 128 bit?

  21. Very nice uh hardware in that pic.

  22. GeneralCupcakes says:

    How many power strips you need for this new system?

  23. HellCat says:

    you gigantic pervs especially you Angel! i didn’t even notice those bewbs… those big huge bewbs, just wanting to pop out… What was i saying again? anyway, you’re all pervs

  24. A Shaky Shotgun says:

    Someone actually bid on this … creation!

    • bs angel says:

      They must have thought the bewbs were included.

      • Staticrift says:

        With both those distractions they probably never even saw the console.

      • Whitehawk13 says:

        They’re not?! awwww v_v

        Are they for sale somewhere else? ;)

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