The Ultimate Custom Xbox XD-3 Extreme Edition
September 8, 2009 39 Comments

During a recent stint of drudging my way through the dregs of eBay, I was rewarded by stumbling upon something so amazing, so astonishing, so unbelievable that I had to pinch myself numerous times to make sure I wasn’t dreaming. While I’ve never actually envisioned what my perfect gaming setup would be, the previously amorphous fantasy came to crystal clear fruition after laying eyes on the Ultimate Custom Xbox XD-3 Extreme Edition. Alternatively known as The Ultimate Custom Omega-Compatible XD-3 Extreme Powered Double-Cooled Ultimately Customizable Hand-Crafted Original Mega-Elite Xbox, this custom creation not only plays Xbox games but also Super Nintendo and GameCube titles as well. You may be expecting a masterpiece such as this to break the bank but bidding starts at the extremely low price of $1,999.00 USD. Fuck, I just typed 129 words of complete bullshit so I could post some bewbs for you all to enjoy. Freakin’ perverts.



































Thanks for the bewbs :) I think i’ve got a new DIY project
you’re going to make yourself a set of bewbs???
Boobies. :3
LOL I wonder if this would work LOL
anyway I dont think so
PORTAL FTW
No I realy am more intrested in what you have to say then bewbs.
Insane games consoles are good. Boobs are better.
Console? Where? I just see boobs. :)
Yeah. Thats a…distracting shirt.
Nice rack… of games consoles.
why didn’t you use duck tape.
oh and nice tits.
that’s a pretty nice setup she’s got there, and that mash-up system is cool too…
Thaaaaank you angel. :P
Awe! bs angel loves us! :3
more than just loves I think…
Talk about a no win situation. BS Angel calls us pervs for looking at the bewbs she posts (yes I saw the PAX photos too, thanks!), but we would still be called pervs if all we did was focus on the messy package between her legs (in the photo above)!
Messy package between her legs eh? I like the sound of that…
Nicely put, so what do people prefer bewbs or ‘messy packages’?
perv? i think not…
*drools* that a nice package, so many consoles.
Just joking, i was really drooling over the boobs.
For a minute there, I was going to hit you, but you went back on subject
I’d play with that.
C’mon, everyone can appreciate a good set of bewbs, not just guys.
I’m sorry…I think there was a block of text to go along with the picture, but I’m a little busy…
I would have to admit those are a nice set of bewbs. I meant consoles… consoles.
Bewbs and game consoles go great together.
I’d play with her box.
Well, now that Amazon posting from earlier makes sense!!! You have to have the right type of interface :)
HAHAHA… i choked when i read that…
wow angel, mention bewbs in the blog and you get a frenzy! or maybe it was the picture of the bewbs… either way, this proves that we are all perves… =D and i think her box has a red ring… fyi…
I don’t think I’ve laughed that much in ages. I found this pretty damn funny! Thanks :D
dont be selfish angel. we can all play with them
But the real question is her bra size. 8 bit, 16 bit, or 128 bit?
Very nice uh hardware in that pic.
How many power strips you need for this new system?
you gigantic pervs especially you Angel! i didn’t even notice those bewbs… those big huge bewbs, just wanting to pop out… What was i saying again? anyway, you’re all pervs
Someone actually bid on this … creation!
They must have thought the bewbs were included.
With both those distractions they probably never even saw the console.
They’re not?! awwww v_v
Are they for sale somewhere else? ;)