During a recent stint of drudging my way through the dregs of eBay, I was rewarded by stumbling upon something so amazing, so astonishing, so unbelievable that I had to pinch myself numerous times to make sure I wasn’t dreaming. While I’ve never actually envisioned what my perfect gaming setup would be, the previously amorphous fantasy came to crystal clear fruition after laying eyes on the Ultimate Custom Xbox XD-3 Extreme Edition. Alternatively known as The Ultimate Custom Omega-Compatible XD-3 Extreme Powered Double-Cooled Ultimately Customizable Hand-Crafted Original Mega-Elite Xbox, this custom creation not only plays Xbox games but also Super Nintendo and GameCube titles as well. You may be expecting a masterpiece such as this to break the bank but bidding starts at the extremely low price of $1,999.00 USD. Fuck, I just typed 129 words of complete bullshit so I could post some bewbs for you all to enjoy. Freakin’ perverts.
Posted by NINJA Dusk2Dawn on September 8, 2009 at 1:53 am
Thanks for the bewbs :) I think i’ve got a new DIY project
Posted by Gi85on on September 8, 2009 at 3:16 am
you’re going to make yourself a set of bewbs???
Posted by neoxdonut on September 8, 2009 at 2:38 am
Boobies. :3
Posted by VoicedWalnut on September 8, 2009 at 2:52 am
LOL I wonder if this would work LOL
anyway I dont think so
PORTAL FTW
Posted by liphttam1 on September 8, 2009 at 2:53 am
No I realy am more intrested in what you have to say then bewbs.
Posted by BenOfBodom on September 8, 2009 at 3:20 am
Insane games consoles are good. Boobs are better.
Posted by Leeumm on September 8, 2009 at 4:07 am
Console? Where? I just see boobs. :)
Posted by Viktim on September 8, 2009 at 11:38 am
Yeah. Thats a…distracting shirt.
Posted by Crazy A 64 on September 8, 2009 at 4:13 am
Nice rack… of games consoles.
Posted by Silen7 Sam Strikes Back on September 8, 2009 at 4:39 am
why didn’t you use duck tape.
oh and nice tits.
Posted by Das Kalk on September 8, 2009 at 4:42 am
that’s a pretty nice setup she’s got there, and that mash-up system is cool too…
Posted by Queen 0f Blades on September 8, 2009 at 4:42 am
Thaaaaank you angel. :P
Posted by Xerone on September 8, 2009 at 4:56 am
Awe! bs angel loves us! :3
Posted by Cyanide & Happiness on September 8, 2009 at 1:03 pm
more than just loves I think…
Posted by JLay on September 8, 2009 at 6:00 am
Talk about a no win situation. BS Angel calls us pervs for looking at the bewbs she posts (yes I saw the PAX photos too, thanks!), but we would still be called pervs if all we did was focus on the messy package between her legs (in the photo above)!
Posted by BenOfBodom on September 8, 2009 at 7:02 am
Messy package between her legs eh? I like the sound of that…
Posted by ShadowNova DVX on September 8, 2009 at 8:44 am
Nicely put, so what do people prefer bewbs or ‘messy packages’?
Posted by Poopie McGhee on September 8, 2009 at 6:20 am
perv? i think not…
Posted by Staticrift on September 8, 2009 at 7:16 am
*drools* that a nice package, so many consoles.
Just joking, i was really drooling over the boobs.
Posted by ShadowNova DVX on September 8, 2009 at 8:42 am
For a minute there, I was going to hit you, but you went back on subject
Posted by A Deaf Boy on September 8, 2009 at 7:41 am
I’d play with that.
Posted by KalamariKidd on September 8, 2009 at 8:12 am
C’mon, everyone can appreciate a good set of bewbs, not just guys.
Posted by Penguin_Ninjoid on September 8, 2009 at 8:41 am
I’m sorry…I think there was a block of text to go along with the picture, but I’m a little busy…
Posted by Gil on September 8, 2009 at 8:59 am
I would have to admit those are a nice set of bewbs. I meant consoles… consoles.
Posted by IcyTreats on September 8, 2009 at 10:31 am
Bewbs and game consoles go great together.
Posted by bs angel on September 8, 2009 at 10:13 am
I’d play with her box.
Posted by JLay on September 8, 2009 at 10:36 am
Well, now that Amazon posting from earlier makes sense!!! You have to have the right type of interface :)
Posted by Poopie McGhee on September 8, 2009 at 1:47 pm
HAHAHA… i choked when i read that…
Posted by the Light Show on September 8, 2009 at 11:31 am
wow angel, mention bewbs in the blog and you get a frenzy! or maybe it was the picture of the bewbs… either way, this proves that we are all perves… =D and i think her box has a red ring… fyi…
Posted by Basic Paul on September 8, 2009 at 1:35 pm
I don’t think I’ve laughed that much in ages. I found this pretty damn funny! Thanks :D
Posted by wrinklycat on September 9, 2009 at 9:06 pm
dont be selfish angel. we can all play with them
Posted by DethPwn on September 8, 2009 at 2:03 pm
But the real question is her bra size. 8 bit, 16 bit, or 128 bit?
Posted by We Fly Spitfires on September 8, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Very nice uh hardware in that pic.
Posted by GeneralCupcakes on September 8, 2009 at 3:07 pm
How many power strips you need for this new system?
Posted by HellCat on September 8, 2009 at 10:19 pm
you gigantic pervs especially you Angel! i didn’t even notice those bewbs… those big huge bewbs, just wanting to pop out… What was i saying again? anyway, you’re all pervs
Posted by A Shaky Shotgun on September 14, 2009 at 10:02 am
Someone actually bid on this … creation!
Posted by bs angel on September 14, 2009 at 12:13 pm
They must have thought the bewbs were included.
Posted by Staticrift on September 14, 2009 at 4:30 pm
With both those distractions they probably never even saw the console.
Posted by Whitehawk13 on September 17, 2009 at 2:42 am
They’re not?! awwww v_v
Are they for sale somewhere else? ;)