The Red Ring of Death Excludes No One
September 8, 2009 17 Comments
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Jesus has a red ring?! ZOMGosh…. o_O
I really HATE to be a spoil-sport, but it;s a fairly common name in the spanish-speaking world, and it’s pronounced like Hezus :(
Still, poor Jesus, I feel his pain, one of my 360′s got the 1 red light (e74 error), good thing I have two I suppose.
Though you’d think if he could turn water into wine he could turn something into a new Xbox.
I totally think this is Jesus. Everybody knows he lives in southwest Detroit!
I’ll have to take you’re word on that!
I was always under the impression that Satan lived in Detroit…
That’s bogus! Everyone knows that God abandoned Detroit long ago…
he took a midnight train going any where
yeah! i saw him at the starbucks in mexicantown in michigan ave!!!!
Old Man: Can you help me Jesus? I am blind.
Jesus: Of course I can! *zing*
Old Man: It’s a miracle, I can see!
Jesus: Who’s next?
Boy: Jesus, my Xbox got Red Rings, can you fix it?
Jesus: *whisper* Ah crap.
Jesus: Er, well… HEY LOOK! SOME PEOPLE FROM AN OPPOSING RELIGION!”
*poof*
Is it wrong to prank call Jesus?
Wh-Why… d-d-do you ask?
*Slams phone down nervously*
No, but only if you make it a good one, record it, and post it on here =D
Hmmmm…..sounds tempting,
Looks like we really all have to go through it at one point.
Also, as already said, it’s more like hayzus, but oh well.
it sounds like haysoos… even so, it may be jesus… he quit the record store in rhode island
*calls*
“Excuse me, but may I talk to your Father, Son?”
Isn’t one of the great unknowns “Can God create a stone so heavy even he can’t lift it?” Set against that, I find this evidence that Microsoft can create and hardware failure so fatal that even Jesus cannot fix it disquieting.