Friday Caption Fun, Round 62
September 4, 2009 77 Comments
Due to PAX I am facing yet another Halo-less stretch. During the extended holiday weekend there will be no flag capturing. No bomb arming. No Mongoose splattering. No headshotting. No shotgun camping. And certainly no betraying. You know what there will be though? LOTS AND LOTS OF CAPTIONING! After we go over last week’s rather witty responses, let’s take a stab at yet another humorous Halo 3 screenshot. Off we go!
- “This cave IS a natural formation.” (mendicantbias00)
- “Whilst the average human swallows eight spiders in their lifetime, the average Brute swallows eight Phantoms.” (newguy2445)
- “Early screen-captures from ‘Halo: Reach’ proved that Bungie’s new creature animator was none other than Ray Harryhausen.” (Anton P. Nym)
- “Do a barrel roll!” (neoxdonut)
- “We’re caught in a tractor beam! It’s pulling us in!” (Pete Cooper)
- “Due to copyright issues Microsoft forced Bungie to remove their aptly placed Paris Hilton cameo.” (Tactful)
- “Mute it before you chew it.” (KkilljoyGruntT)
- “What, like you’ve never seen anything hard and purple fly into someone’s mouth before!?!” (JLay)
While I’m vaguely familiar with the hard and purple scenario, I can honestly say I’ve never seen what’s going on in the following screenshot. It appears to me that the Chief and Arby are taking a break from finishing the fight, but what do you think is going on? Tell me in the form of an entertaining caption please!
Author: CaptnAwesomee
“Why does he get the top bunk? I mean, he said ‘shotgun’, but I actually have one… That counts…”
Little Known Fact: Sanghelli sleep with their eyes open.
Pictured: The MC after a hard night partying with Cortana.
The Arbiter after a hard night fighting with Giant Tentacles, he will never sleep again out of fear.
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After a joke about his alienhood made by the Chief, the Arbiter waited until the Chief had fallen asleep before measuring himself.
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Two Warriors, One Box.
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The Arbiter was wakened by the realisation that not only does hot air rise, but so does toxic gases.
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The Chief ensured that the Arbiter slept in the bunker above so that no more ‘anus’ related scenarios would take place.
(See second comment made by me, http://hawtymcbloggy.com/2009/09/03/ih3sotw-get-goosed/#comments)
Arby, can you read me a story??
Someone please make an “I love you man” reference…
Anyways! On to the commenting!
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Of all the things Seargent Johnson could have meant by “Get to know eachother” John was glad this was all they were doing.
“New Mombassa city morgue! You stab’em we slab’em”
“Racktime is very important for saviours of humanity, and here at the UNSC, we make time for a little shut-eye! You snooze, John. You snooze.”
“Hey, Chief, can I go on top tonight?”
Real men prefer to be on top.
“Uh, Arby, please tell me you’re making a sandwich, and this white stuff is the mayo”
‘Its private time!’ only NZers will get the joke
rofl, nice one Hellcat!
This is kinda OT, but how the heck did they manage to get the bodies so well posed?
The Chief really hoped that the Arbiter’s bed wetting days were behind him….
After drinking a lot of Covenant Ale before bedtime, the Arbiter is about to unleash his own ‘flood’ attack on Master Chief!
After enduring the flood, dissolving the covenant and ultimately saving the universe, the Master Chief only had one complaint, “Why do I never get the top bunk?”
The arbiter happy that the Chief invited him over for a sleep over was not informed that bed were not made with Sangheili in mind.
Chief: [to Sgt. Johnson] “Can we turn our beds into bunk beds?”
Arby: [pleading] “It’ll give us so much extra space in our room to do activities.”
Sgt. Johnson: “You’re adults, you can do what you want.”
Chief: “This is the funnest night ever!”
I know this! But I don’t know where it’s from?
Wait, it’s coming back to me!
Step Brothers???!
Yes!
LMAO I’d love to see the Chief and Arby as Brendan and Dale.
“Step Species”?? (fail, i know.)
While the chief slept like a war ridden baby, the arbiter stared down as his feet, where a strange box had made it’s home.
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The positioning of the guns currently represents how the owners are feeling…
*squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*
Arby: Chief! I know what you’re doing down there! Knock it off!
*silence*
*squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*
=O That poor Rat!
=P
“MC Who is your favorite little rascal… alfalfa, or SPANKY?”
Ha! Awesome!
Master Chief: “Arby, I can’t sleep! Do you think Cortana really likes me?”
Arby: “Yeah, yeah, let’s just go to bed!”
After being convicted of heresy and genocide of an alien race, it was only fitting that MC and Arby be bunk mates in prison.
The MC and Arby star in the remake of the Chris Farley Classic, “Black Sheep.”
Somehow I see this ending up like the scene in “Step Brothers” where the bunk bed collapses.
That bunk is supporting a ton’s worth of flesh, bone, and armor, AND was bought from IKEA. It’s only a matter of time now.
They didn’t say boot camp was THIS bad!
I told you Miranda doesn’t like being touched there, but me on the other hand…
MC: I’m not so sure we should do this.
Arby: Do what?
MC: Well, I like you, and I want to spend the night with you.
Arby: Do you mean sleep over?
MC: Well, yeah.
Arby: OK… but I get to be on top.
Big Rocks…
Arbiter had discovered first hand what being “short-sheeted” meant.
Arby and MC should NOT have gone to that party with the Brutes last night…
“So…who do you like…?”
“After chief expressed an interest in finding something harder than he was, no one but the arbiter dared sleep in the same barracks as him.”
“We didn’t have to shoot them. There were plenty of other bunks.”
“Yeah, but if you don’t assert authority, they’ll walk all over you.”
“Human dynamics scare me.”
“Tomorrow I’ll show you how we requisition waffles.”
I just HAD to get the bunk under the fat Tongan. I hope to God it doesn’t break.
“I used to think it would take six-hundred years to tunnel under the wall with it. Old Andy did it in less than twenty.”
Aww, My English class just finished watching the Shawshank Redemption.
Shouldn’t it be “old Arby”?
Ahh great. Now I have to get a room mate……………………Hope he has a shotgun.
(Taken from one life remaining)
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Master Cheif, if you fart one more time I´m gonna come down there and hit you in the face with my carbine!
Arby: Chief, you ever wonder what’s up there?
Chief: I would, but I can’t say past your fat ass.
All of a sudden, Chief regretted bringing Arbiter to dinner that night. It would be a long Thanksgiving night.
The arbiter could not believe how soundly the chief was sleeping after killing countless thousands of cute little grunts and awesome elites…
The arbiter slept in fear that night, hoping that the Chief would not suffer another sleep walking/killing episode.
Backpacking across Africa proved more dangerous than they had first thought. The New Mombosa hostel offered much needed rest.
“Yes John, I get it. You can see Uranus. Now please stop saying it and go to sleep!”
It’s your fault. All the good apartments got glassed.
I hope you went to the bathroom before bed
CHIEF: alright who would you rather have sex with; A very pregnant Gina Gershon, or Jenny McCarthy after a car accident
ARBITER: why does it always have to be about sex? how about this; who would you rather start a small business with? Janet Reno after a safari or the fat guy from my name is earl?
CHIEF: that still sounds like a sex question…
ARBITER: It is not.
CHIEF: well then what the hell does safari have to do with it?
JOHNSON: what’s the guy from earl’s credit rating?
ARBITER: 651.
JOHNSON: that’s not bad
MIRANDA: better than mine…
JOHNSON: does he have an idea or do I have to come up with it myself?
ARBITER: he’s got an idea, but it’s not quite there…
CHIEF: i’d have to give it to Janet Reno, ’cause i’ve always had this business plan for home delivery of prescription medications, and that…that seems like it’s more her market
MIRANDA: this is stupid I WANNA TALK ABOUT VAGINAS!
you epic win if you can tell me where that is from and the name of the episode :)
A Fish out of Water (Family Guy)… i believe that’s the episode name…
or, “The Perfect Castaway”… cause i remember them talking about stuff on each of them…
nope!
oh… yeah… they were talking about who they’d do and quagmire said that hanson kid…. i know it’s family
it’s the one with the sleep over… Family guy
the title is “believe it or not, joe’s walking on air” and it is the episode where they start the men’s club…
oh, yeah… it’s been months since i’ve seen that one… Touche, sir….
After the war, the UNSC had major cut-backs on the budget for cryostorage; Arby and the Chief were only too happy to share a room.
Chief was glad he had his helmet-Arby had a small “accident” the night before.
Psssst, I think they’re falling for it.
What happens at boot camp stays at boot camp.
Arbiter: “OH MY GOD NO!!!
Cheif: :snaps out of a sound sleep: “!!! WH-WHAT THE HELL?!” what’s wrong?!”
Arbiter: “I just had a horrible nightmare…”
Cheif: “what was it about?”
Arbiter: ” We were flying along in a phantom and out of nowhere this giant brute head just came up and ate us!”
Great…
Chief’s stomach almost came out his mouth when Arbiter said “This isn’t what I meant when I asked if I could be on top tonight.”
“Betcha can’t stick it.”
“Heroes Are Us – We stock various heroes from across time until duty calls for them once more. Today’s special: almost-silent protagonists and their sidekicks!”
” Jon, get your feet off my box…”
Hey Aron…..
mmm…comfy
arbs, we will never speak of that again.
Get your lousy feet out of my face!
I’ll mute you, you noisy sonofabitch.
*SNOOOORAAAUGHH-AHk-Ahk!*
Damn it, why do i have to sleep on the bottom.
Arbs on the top, chief on the bottom. oohwee.
NEW! arby and the chief pajamas!
This armor is not for sleeping in,
HAHA! You wet the bed!
Oh, yeah, i was with the chief in college. That asshole always stole top bunk and whether he was snoring or fucking, i never got a bit of sleep.
Chief dreams of the night he’ll get top bunk.
Chief: Hey arbs. Arby: Yeah? Chief: are you asleep? arby: …
Ugh, I used to have a master chief under my bed. Creepy bastard.
New mombasa is getting glassed and look who’s napping.
Chief: Let’s get some sleep. arby: if it were so easy…
Arbiter: how can you sleep after killing so many helpless grunts? Chief: I just imagine that they’re chicken fingers. Nice…tasty..chicken fingers…
All that methane gas from the grunts’ ruptured tanks gave the chief some weird ass dreams…
“Arbiter called top bunk, and Chief picked bottom bunk, but the shotgun has other ideas.”
“This was the last time arbiter slept with chief when he found out chief put Viagra in his warm milk.”
The last one’s not meant to be a sex joke.
“Hey Arby, wake me when you NEED me.”
“It’s so hard to find a good 71/2 foot bunk-bed.”
“Whoever designed this armor never had to sleep in it–and what if I need to pee in the middle of the night?! It takes four guys two hours to put this stuff on me!”
Sometimes arby, I wish you’d shut up about your lack of sex, do you ever wonder if it’s because YOURE NOT HUMAN? freak…
Now that the 16 men crew had finaly found a bunk that didn’t collapse with the two of them on it, the marines had nowhere to sleep.
Covenant Carbines now come with a Hoverboard mode.
Despite their blatent heterosexuality, John was still unnerved when the Arbiter commented on his ‘mighty fine rack’!
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Some call him the Reclaimer… The Demon… Master Chief or just plain ‘John’… But this summer… One young elite… Will be calling him… Dad! This summer, coming to a theatre near you:
MY SANGHELLI SON; A TALE OF TWO SPECIES.
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After running out of space in the morgue after the latest Grifball Double XP Weekend, Bungie staff had to find a new location for all of Hawty McBloggy’s betrayed corpses.
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As the Chief reloaded the shotgun with that satisfying “Ch’k – Ch’k” noise, he suddenly realised the Arbiter was talking about an entirely different kind of ‘cock’.
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After accidentally overhearing his bunkmate ‘Cocking his shotgun’ in the middle of the night, John realises the true meaning of the elite’s signature “Wort wort wort”; Extreme sexual pleasure!
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Microsoft’s Halo/Sims crossover wasn’t as exciting and successful as planned.
Woah, i dreamed i was a warthog and i woke up exhausted and tired! *thank you, 11se7en!*
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