You’ve played the games, you followed the story, and you’ve read every last Halo-related book the world currently has to offer. But if you thought you knew everything there was to know about Master Chief’s childhood, you are sorely mistaken. Assuming you’re yearning for a little more insight, sit back and enjoy a small glimpse into John-117’s early years, all courtesy of the whimsical bildinabubble.
‘fetal Master Chief in his mother’s uterus’
‘Master Chief at 18 months’
‘Master Chief on his tricycle’
‘Master Chief coloring in school’
‘Master Chief visiting Epcot Center’
‘Master Chief receiving his very first kiss’
‘Master Chief’s first job’
‘MC becomes a YouTube star’
To be continued …
*Images posted with permission.
Posted by EliteXDeath on September 2, 2009 at 3:11 am
This is almost too fanastic to not canon. Nah, just kidding but its still awesome.
Posted by Ragingterror on September 2, 2009 at 3:17 am
WIN
Posted by newguy2445 on September 2, 2009 at 3:22 am
… continued.
A sex tape of the Chief and Cortana is released.
Posted by newguy2445 on September 2, 2009 at 3:25 am
MC gets his first ****job.
Posted by ShadowNova DVX on September 2, 2009 at 4:55 am
I want to see that picture!
Posted by bs angel on September 2, 2009 at 9:58 am
I want to see that video!
Posted by Kato on September 2, 2009 at 11:56 am
I want to be in that video!
Posted by IcyTreats on September 2, 2009 at 3:58 am
Is it me or are there 7 lipstick smudges on the Chief’s face?
Posted by grinandbearit on September 2, 2009 at 4:04 am
Why’s he at school with the girl from the ring?!
I can see a spin off series about him growing up called Everybody Hates chief :)
Posted by JLay on September 2, 2009 at 4:59 am
In utero with the helmet – Ouch for his mom! Maybe he just meleed his way out through the belly button?
Love the chalkboard writing in the background at school (MC for life!) and the girl’s grunt doll.
Is that BS Angel giving the Chief his first kiss?
WHAT, no pic of his first set of Magnum underwear?!
Master McChief only took that job because those were grunts under the Fry Guys costumes.
Posted by davyboy94 on September 2, 2009 at 7:04 am
GORDON FREE MAN GETS DRIVE THROUGHS!?
Posted by Mike on September 2, 2009 at 10:01 am
no thats Jared from subways… when he was still fat and not going to subways
Posted by Tentimook on September 2, 2009 at 11:17 am
MASTER CHIEF IS WHITE!?!?!?!
I coulda sworn he was mexican
Posted by Kato on September 2, 2009 at 11:57 am
He’s actually Inuit. His full name is Master Chief Stickswithgrenade
Posted by IcyTreats on September 2, 2009 at 2:42 pm
wtf mexi-chief?
Posted by Kato on September 2, 2009 at 11:58 am
Of all the cartoon uteri I’ve seen, that has to be in the top 10.
Posted by Poopie McGhee on September 2, 2009 at 12:08 pm
this is great… wonderful… really started today on a humorous tone… thanks
Posted by XMixMasterX on September 2, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Love it…
and ‘To be continued…’? Very nice.
Posted by SHAGGYDEATH on September 2, 2009 at 2:53 pm
4.5 out of 5 bring on the continuation! We will be waiting:)
Posted by GeneralCupcakes on September 2, 2009 at 3:32 pm
McChiefies Drive Thru
Posted by HellCat on September 2, 2009 at 9:20 pm
when i saw Mc’s first job i double taked. Because my mind is wrong. I love the photo album, Mc looks good as a child (oh crap i go to jail now right?)
Posted by Shurmanator on September 3, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Yes you do. But you still have your pride… you still have your pride…
Posted by bildinabubble on September 9, 2009 at 3:11 am
thanks for the positive comments guys, it’ll be done… some day. *sniffle*
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