Master Chief: The Early Years
September 2, 2009 24 Comments
You’ve played the games, you followed the story, and you’ve read every last Halo-related book the world currently has to offer. But if you thought you knew everything there was to know about Master Chief’s childhood, you are sorely mistaken. Assuming you’re yearning for a little more insight, sit back and enjoy a small glimpse into John-117′s early years, all courtesy of the whimsical bildinabubble.
‘fetal Master Chief in his mother’s uterus’
‘Master Chief at 18 months’
‘Master Chief on his tricycle’
‘Master Chief coloring in school’
‘Master Chief visiting Epcot Center’
‘Master Chief receiving his very first kiss’
‘Master Chief’s first job’
‘MC becomes a YouTube star’
To be continued …
*Images posted with permission.
This is almost too fanastic to not canon. Nah, just kidding but its still awesome.
WIN
… continued.
A sex tape of the Chief and Cortana is released.
MC gets his first ****job.
I want to see that picture!
I want to see that video!
I want to be in that video!
Is it me or are there 7 lipstick smudges on the Chief’s face?
Why’s he at school with the girl from the ring?!
I can see a spin off series about him growing up called Everybody Hates chief :)
In utero with the helmet – Ouch for his mom! Maybe he just meleed his way out through the belly button?
Love the chalkboard writing in the background at school (MC for life!) and the girl’s grunt doll.
Is that BS Angel giving the Chief his first kiss?
WHAT, no pic of his first set of Magnum underwear?!
Master McChief only took that job because those were grunts under the Fry Guys costumes.
GORDON FREE MAN GETS DRIVE THROUGHS!?
no thats Jared from subways… when he was still fat and not going to subways
MASTER CHIEF IS WHITE!?!?!?!
I coulda sworn he was mexican
He’s actually Inuit. His full name is Master Chief Stickswithgrenade
wtf mexi-chief?
Of all the cartoon uteri I’ve seen, that has to be in the top 10.
this is great… wonderful… really started today on a humorous tone… thanks
Love it…
and ‘To be continued…’? Very nice.
4.5 out of 5 bring on the continuation! We will be waiting:)
McChiefies Drive Thru
when i saw Mc’s first job i double taked. Because my mind is wrong. I love the photo album, Mc looks good as a child (oh crap i go to jail now right?)
Yes you do. But you still have your pride… you still have your pride…
thanks for the positive comments guys, it’ll be done… some day. *sniffle*
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