September 1, 2009
by bs angel
As seen at Fan Expo Canada ’09
Filed under Halo Heaven, Video Games
sweet baby jesus! is that a man or a woman? Is that “Cortano?”
Today on TMZ:
J Lo considering 107th liposuction……
Madonna eats kittens, fact or fiction?
John 117 turned to comfort food with the announcement of Halo:Legends….
i allways assumed that underneath the armor, the chief was a fat bastard… xD lol
Violet you’re turning violet, Violet!
Willy Wonka told her not to eat that gum! Now she has to be taken to the juicing room. Quick, call the Oompa Loompas with your Flute Hero controller!
Why, God, Why?
Oh dear god! Looks like fat chief just pissed himself!!
AHAHA DX why did you have to point that out XD
Didn’t notice it, before I double checked :P
Nope… that’s codpiece sweat!! XD
Oh God! MY EYES!
Oh, That is Hilarious, Yet Disturbing…and then some more Disturbing on top of that.
Cortana ate another AI and Barney has his own Mjolnir!
OH SHI- I SEE THE TAIL NAO!!!!
For a second there, I thought that plasma pistol was a spray bottle. O.o
I could not for the life of me figure out what that was. I’m glad you recognized it!
oh wow. yeah, all i was seeing was spray bottle… and i have two of what might be the same plasma pistol (laser tag ones) sitting less than 5 feet away from me. just used them yesterday too. shame on me, shun the non-believer and all.
it reminds me of the halo anime… and thats not a good thing
What you have seen, cannot be unseen…
Now where’s my knife…
so this is what happened after the end of halo 3…
CANNOT BE UNSEEN
“But you had something they didn’t, something no one saw but me: about 300 pounds.
… actually, they probably could see that. From space.”
from the ark… eww… to each his (or her own)… glad to see that even LARGE people can enjoy cosplay and Halo at the same time…. “Nobody’s Perfect This Mess Is A Place” ~William Murderface’s Tattoo
The sad thing is that this Halo fan probably has seen these comments, I hope he hasn’t. He’s a fan like the rest of us, sure he might have some weight issues, but it’s not a good thing to pick on people over that especially when you don’t know why he is overweight.
Hell for all we know he might have had a depressing childhood, crap parents or such, he might have eaten to feel better, and now here he is actually expressing something he enjoys, only to have people insult him. I’ve learnt not to judge people over what we consider imperfections, nobody is perfect.
I hope he doesn’t read this blog. I applaud him.
I was less making fun of him, more making fun of what Halo would have actually been like with a 300 pound Master-Chief.
To be honest, I find the funniest thing about that particular picture to be the guys ‘bubble’ helmet and the womans “what the hell am I doing” face.
it is pretty nice costuming though, bubble helmet and all lol. kinda think that they might have done the bubble helmet on purpose, to make it look like a “cute and chubby” version. >_>
hmm… that seems like a good explination… i was wondering why…
Umm seriously if he went out in public like that he KNEW he was gonna look funny and was accepting of the fact it was humorous from the get-go. A lot of obese people make fat jokes about themselves and I hafta admit, this is the funniest one I ‘ve seen yet.
What the Flood and Covenant could not do, was finally accomplished by a WoW addiction.
Hm. That does bring disturbing thoughts to mind.
I am scared
Did anyone notice the AR that looks like a BR ?
I think it has a silencer. Only thing that will be silent there, sadly.
She’s turning into a blueberry!!!
Willy Wonka reference FTW
117: “Allow me to show you what’s under my codpiece?
BS Angel: “Dear God No!!”
No, thats not right. It’s probably just like Peter Griffin when he’s naked. The fat just covers everything up so removing the Codpiece wont reveal anything.
Exactly… seen borat? that fat guy is just like peter griffin in that sense
You misspelled “Chews” in the title.
there are so many things i could say right now, but all that I am GOING to say is this
Porktana and Master Chef
I can never look at Cortana the same… thanks angel, my life in now a hollow shell… or a shallow hell… or both…
Weird to say, my brother played with his *BLAM* and it was all over the chair…. I told him that Cortana was a guy, he threw up, 7 times :D
Angel… I’ll never forgive you for this…
thank you for giving me nightmares and destroying my wanting to play Halo 3 Campaign again… Guess I’ll Have to wait For ODST…
That is wrong or SO many levels.
*wipes blood from eyes*
*Sigh* Leave it to us Canucks.
You got to love’em for this. What made me laugh was the huge size of the Spartan helmet.
it’s like a bucket on halloween that kids use to put candy in…
Look at the size of that boy’s head.
I’m not kidding, it’s like an orange on a toothpick!
Well, that’s a huge noggin. That’s a virtual planetoid. Has it’s own weather system.
I’m not kidding, that boy’s head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite point at parts! He’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight…..on his huge pillow!
Mike Myers in So I Married An Axe Murderer.
Nice one. I love that movie. :)
1. MC fan got the weight correct, just not the height.
2. Cortana looks like she needs to purge her buffers.
LOL. Never thought about the whole thousand pound thing. lol. Very clever for both of those statements.
that’s a very intelligent comment (pwkwsfi) not just…”OINK OINK” and stuff like that
thumbs down for a compliment?
aw, thanks guys.
3. Bet they can’t stick it.
4.There’s nothing wrong with the picture. It’s MC and Cortana . . . on Jupiter!
This cannot be unseen.
I feel kind of bad for laughing, but damn people, know your body type and what not to do with it!
I scratched my eyes out and i still see it! Why angel why? what did we do?
I think they may have got the proportions wrong. Chiefs fat should go to his muscle and cortanas shhould go to her chest. I bet their mums made it
I’d say that codpiece looks rather small on this Chief…
at first i was like o_o
then i realized, how lucky is it for 1. two people enjoying/doing something together they love and 2. actually having the courage to actually go out in public like that.
110% agreed. :)
oh and 3. Thank god they didn’t cosplay something from God of War -cringes at the thought of fat kratos-
In the words of one of my favorite comedian, Ron White, “Things that make you go buhuh”
You never see this crap posted at HBO. Jeeze. ;)
Oops – should I pull the newspost?
I’d do her.
You are not worth of being a man. Have SOME standards!
Be sure to leave on your boots, for extra traction! Hawgin’ Boots!
You are a trooper.
How can he/she smile? Don’t they know how stupid they look
Do you know how ‘stupid’ you look?
I mean clearly somebody who is ‘stupid’ would actually be able to design their own costume, stupid people do that all the time.
Let them have some fun,
“I scratched my eyes out and i still see it! Why angel why? what did we do?
I think they may have got the proportions wrong. Chiefs fat should go to his muscle and cortanas shhould go to her chest. I bet their mums made it”
You are a jackass, they’re costumes for fun, they’re not saying they’re in the perfect body build to look exactly like MC and Cortana, how would you like it if people pointed out all the problems with your body? I think your mum wants to go back on her computer.
I agree. Everyone has flaws, I mean, just cause these 2 wanted to do somethin that they felt like doing doesnt make them any different then we are. Would you have the guts to go out there and do what these two are doing now?
Further proof that extreme atmosphere decompression can have violent side-effects.
Tron guy, is that you underneath that armor?
Hey Angel, remember when I described my first pick as “Please Excuse Me While I Gouge Out My Eyes”-Fugly during the Fugliest Avatar Contest judging? I use that phrase again. Now if you’ll excuse me to find the knife.
Who wants to have a cankle contest!?
They’ve got guts. Pun intended.
You chose… poorly.
DO NOT WANT!
this will very soon become the image for one of those FAIL posters =.=
I’m going to go burn my eyeballs out with bleach now.
They let you choose? Like, what, what drugs you wanted before you went out in public like that?
Well its nice to know that immature people are everywhere….that would happen to be me and my boyfriend that the majority of you are making fun of.
AND FOR THE RECORD…I HAPPEN TO BE A WOMAN AND HAVE BEEN MY WHOLE LIFE.
We did these costumes to have fun…which is exactaly what we did…
We went out dressed up and had fun instead of sitting at home behind my computer making fun of people.
Didn’t realize that going out to expo’s and dressing up had to be so politically correct…but I hate to bring this fact up but NO ONE IN THE WORLD IS EXACTALLY LIKE THE PERSON THEY’RE PORTRAYING
Quite honestly, you people need to grow the fuck up and stop judging people. Worry about your asses before you decide to open your traps and take the piss outta people. Seriously. What grade are you people in? 2? They should be allowed to be any character they want to be, I thought they did a great job.
Eso pasa cuando regresan del espacio…cortana tiene un virus dentro?…
chief really let himself go huh?
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