Rebecca Mayes Muses: Bionic Commando

Rebecca Mayes Muses: Bionic Commando

Halo Meets BioShock On Your Shoes

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Let’s say there was a gigantic rip in the time-space continuum and a Big Daddy and Master Chief found themselves suddenly squaring off. I’d put my money on the cybernetically enhanced supersoldier as being the last man standing but deviantART user gr144gra4417 shares a different opinion which he so strikingly captured upon a pair of Faded Glory footwear. One of the hand painted shoes depicts the impaling of Master Chief while the other reflects a beautiful merging of the two game logos. The creator calls them HaloShocked but I think I’m going to rename them Shocker Evolved. That has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?

IH3SotW: Packing Heat

IH3SotW (short for Inappropriate Halo 3 Screenshot of the Week) places heavy emphasis on the inappropriate. While each featured screenshot will be delightfully distasteful, some may be more subtle than others. I won’t bother explaining them since figuring it out for yourself will be half the fun. Every one taken from my personal Halo pr0n collection, I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!

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*Thank you to immortal eNeME, who’s wondering why his Spartan says micro, for the heads up!

Friday Caption Fun, Round 59

halo 3 screenshotWhile I may have a love-hate relationship with Grifball, I have nothing but pure, unadulterated adoration for the current Double EXP playlist of choice. The flavor of the weekend is Team Flag and I appreciate it more than ever with the recent loss of Team Objective. Needless to say I have an abundance of poles waiting for a good polishing, and you have a screenshot that needs captioning. Let’s go over last week’s responses and then you can have at it!

  • “Sick and tired of the Elites’ unfair advantage when it comes to sniping, the Spartan turned to drastic actions.” (newguy2445)
  • “Finally! With this new body, it is I, Krang, who shall rule the universe! ” (Pete Cooper)
  • “Deciding that being able to play as Johnson in Firefight wasn’t enough, the marketing division decided on another promotional item with the pre-order of ODST: ODST-themed codpieces! ” (dragnew)
  • “Luckily for Blue Spartan, this wasn’t the first time he’d woken up to find a mysterious head bobbing up and down on his crotch.” (Tactful)
  • “In the world of Karma, he learned to never again pop off the heads from his Lego men.” (Mizzy)
  • “Quaid, release your mind!” (DeepCee)
  • “I guess he really DOES do all his thinking down there!” (snorkle256)
  • “Halo3: ODST. Prepare to… Drop. 9-29-09″ (ZZoMBiE13)

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Twitter T&A Thursday: I Need a Weapon

Twitter T&A is where I ask your T(houghts) about various video game-related topics and you give me your A(nswers), all via Twitter. Sometimes serious, sometimes silly, they’re all 140 characters or less. You know what they say, less is more. Or something like that.

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