Friday Caption Fun, Round 60

Normally I use this block of text to inform you of the current double EXP playlist of choice along with any Halo-specific plans I may have for the weekend but considering I’m currently vacationing at the beach, I’ve got nothing beyond telling you how glorious it is to feel the sand between my toes again. Instead of torturing you with more things you don’t want to hear, how about we go over last week’s rather witty responses and then we can caption yet another Halo 3 screenshot? Off we go!

• “Master Chief had defeated his Mirror Universe self, but at a grave cost.” (Pete Cooper)
• “Horatio couldn’t believe what he was seeing; two dead supersoldiers adrift at sea. He was so lost for words that as he slowly and deliberately removed his glasses in a dramatic swipe, all he could think to say was, ‘Looks like these two went swimming a little too soon after lunch.’” (Das Kalk)
• “Final testing phase is successful for the new Mjolnir Mark 7 floating armor.” (Captain Spark)
• “Sadly, these two Spartans learned all too late that the Halo Corpse Alphabet had already been completed. Their nearly perfect “M” was tragically for naught.” (Iago 462)
• “Cmon guys, we all want a waterbed. But this is ridiculous.” (ZZoMBiE13)
• “Upon this night, two star-crossed lovers from two rival teams consummate their love for eternity. This is the tale… of Romeo & Blueliet!” (Tactful)

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