The Lion, The Lamb, and an Xbox 360
August 29, 2009 50 Comments

Teenage girls everywhere whose hearts go pitter-patter over the prospect of undead males confessing how incredibly difficult it is to not kill them now have a new way to reflect their passion for that rather unorthodox love. What was before expressed in books and a movie can now be slathered all over Microsoft’s current-gen system. A custom Twilight-themed Xbox 360 case that is illuminated with internal lights, this gaming accessory features cut out lettering and an etched picture of the unusual pairing of Edward and Bella. Bidding starts at $41.53 USD with the unusually high coolness factor included at no extra charge.




































Ew lol… cool to show their dedication, just too bad its over that >.> lol
Wait is that just an empty case?
Yup, it’s the case only.
OMG EDWARD OMG.
OMG A sparkly vampire on the Xbox! Now it will be destined to have the RRoD! D:
May it RRoD, catch on fire, then explode.
Nah that’s a bit harsh, some people who like Twilight are normal people (GF), it’s just unfortunate that the majority are mindless teenage girls.
Agreed. They need to learn beauty is only sparkly-skin deep
+1 Zing!
Fail.
May it die from glitter overdoes as the raging mad fan who buys it tries to make edward more sparkly in the sun.
I just slipped and slit my wrists.
You too?
>8C
Bahahahaha! That’s funny. And creepy… I can’t wait for the bidding to get up to like thousands of dollars. Good find.
I mean, I have no problem with Twilight in itself. I haven’t read it, so I can’t say whether or not it’s good.
However, the sheer ammount of blind followers is just complete bullshit.
You should. I’m a guy, I read the book, and I liked it. Movie wasn’t bad, but the book’s ALWAYS better.
Movie… it sucked. The book was.. meh. The fanbase…. RUUUUUUUUUUUUN
@LAZR Blade: What exactly makes these girls “blind followers?” It’s a book/movie they like, and they’re teenage girls. Sure, they take things a little overboard, but I’m pretty sure you’re judging a book by it’s cover. Maybe it’s one of the most amazing pieces of literature ever written, you can’t know without reading it. Personally, it was okay, but than again I’m not exactly the target audience either.
Oh and, can I haz sp4k1y Xb0x?!
I mean, don’t get me wrong, there are many fans who can discern a good story from bad, and that’s good. However, even if the quality of the story were to go down the crapper, there will still be some who will cry out to the heavens that it’s the greatest thing mankind has ever conceived.
In fact, it’s apparent in lots of popular media.
Pretty much anything that the entertainment world targets at teenage girls can be classified as terrible so….
i agree…
I read all 4 of them, I had nothing else to read, since I didn’t know who Chuck Palanuick was (the guy who wrote fight club) but so far I have read Fight Club, Survivor, and beginning of Lullaby
At least they have a good choice in consoles
The internal lighting is pretty awesome, but I hope the side of it dies a horrible, horrible death.
My cousin would love this, she’s into all that crap.
Main teen girl obsessions:
John Mayer
Michael Jackson
Jonas Bros.
Twilight
At least the stupid ones
I would bid on it, just to record myself setting it on fire and emailing it out to the twilight fans.
that’d be awesome…
Hey, now no one can doubt my commitment to Sparkle Motion.
lol Sparkle Motion. Donnie Darko
Truer words were never spoken :P
Like Random said, i havent read the book/watched the movie, but sometimes people can just take things overboard.
I can has shinies nao?
I’ve got a baseball bat around here somewhere that should take care of this…
why would you do that to a poor defenseless xbox?
although the glow lettering and blue/white light are cool, they could be better applied to win rather than fail
People ask me why I’m still single. I tell them “I’m waiting for that Twilight thing to blow over.”
Lamest. Series. Ever.
I bet Twilight fans visit this site just to make fun of all of us who are “obsessed” with Halo. (And i dare someone with enough balls to post a (legitimate) comment here about how awesome Twilight is and how they so totally want this case. I would be way too scared for my internet rep. lol)
i totally want this case… i’d spraypaint the etching and duct tape over the letters and have a nice case…
OR 2. i’d give it to some chick and have a new best friend… (assuming she was into this sort of thing)
That person would get owned so hard that they would probably quit the internets.
(Which, judging by how…’amazing’ that series is, isnt a bad thing.)
OMG! TWILIGHT IS SO AWESOME!
I mean the total lack of any personality on the part of the characters is so cool! OMG! LIEK! AWESOME!
And Edward loves Bella so much that he stalks her! IT TOTaLLY ISN”T CREEPY AT ALL!
And…. And…. Bella isn’t totally perfect! She’s clumsy whenever the author remembers to mention that! SHE HAS EXACTLY ONE FLAW! ITS PERFECT!!!!1!!!111!!!one!!!!!!eleven!!! one hundred and eleven!1+.11 recurring
And the fact that he is a 118 year old virgin who is interested in a seventeen year old isn’t indicative of mental problems at all…..
*SIgh* The age when that book is considered great literature must be a sign of the apocalypse.
LOL 118 year old virgin. that could be an amazing movie.
THEY FUCKING SPARKLE.
http://roflrazzi.com/2009/06/22/celebrity-pictures-clint-eastwood-sparkling-find/
great will pwn… just great
Harry potter for girls.
BAD harry potter for girls.
Protip: Harry Potter wasn’t a boys-only book.
Stupid piece of Twilight crap. Do you know the epidemic has now officially reached Luxemburg? We Brits have no chance!
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you know i spend every night here and wonder, wheres the hawty mcbloggy xbox?
I’m wondering that too!
My box is a plain white one but I have a cool custom Halo plate on it. :)
*barfs.