Shawty Is Da Shid

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44 Responses to Shawty Is Da Shid

  1. Downandout says:

    So true, so very very true.

    • Wizzel says:

      Disagree. The shotty is practically useless in the upper rounds of Nazi Zombies on CoD:WaW.
      Especially the Double-barrel.

  2. Kato says:

    Depends on if the map has shield walls… ;-)

    • Kato says:

      “Doors”. I mean “Shield Doors”. Stupid brain.

      • Moonj64 says:

        Maybe the zombies stole it

  3. d3ad1te says:

    Only thing I agree with is the zombies

  4. Sarge Tomzilla says:

    You see, they say “Who the hell uses a shotgun!”, until they meet me around the corner. Then they find out who, and then they’re dead. :D

    • Zwooosh says:

      Lol :)

  5. Cozmo23 says:

    O7AH has a motto,
    “No one expects the shotgun.”

    • dickbutt says:

      No one expects the spanish inquisition!

      • ViVo 444 says:

        NO ONE EXPECTS THE SWEDISH GUY TO POST HERE FOR NO REASON AT ALL!!!!!
        Sorry.

  6. IcyTreats says:

    Unless it’s behind a shield door on Snowbound.
    *growls angrily*

  7. EXZA says:

    What about the Shotgun in Lost Planet? That thing scares me more then the Gun Sword.

  8. IcyTreats says:

    Oh, and angel, i completely agree with the URL. The shotgun kicks ass.

    • bs angel says:

      I play defense a lot so the shotty is my best friend. :)

      • Sarge Tomzilla says:

        Hear hear!

  9. NartFOpc says:

    Not accurate for me, on the rare occasion that I play tactical shooters I go ALL shotgun (played through all of Army of Two and Rainbow 6 Vegas 2 with only shotties :D)

    • SonofMacPhisto says:

      In Half-Life, shotgun is my primary weapon. That thing owns Combine like… well… a Combine store. Or something.

      • dickbutt says:

        Double barreled shotgun in Half Life 2 is extremely satisfying.

        • Poopie McGhee says:

          in point lookout it is too… (fallout 3 btw)

  10. The only thing I CAN use is the shotgun… ._.

    • SonofMacPhisto says:

      No one’s judging you. It’s ok. ;)

  11. Poopie McGhee says:

    the shotgun may just be one of the best weapons on L4D… so the zombie part is right… i too respectfully disagree about the usefullness in other games… many people would agree with this graph…(not me)

  12. LAZR Blade 14 says:

    You’d be surprised how useful the shotgun in Team Fortress 2 can be.

    • dickbutt says:

      Agreed, on some classes the shotgun is the only “regular” weapon. (aka not a class-specific weapon, pistol, melee weapon, etc.) Pyro’s shotgun rapes.

      • LAZR Blade 14 says:

        I’ve had days where, as an engie, my ammount of shotgun kills exceeds that of my sentry.

  13. mike says:

    I like using the shotgun in a couple of CoD World at War’s Russian campaign levels. Being able to blow off arms is always a classy touch.

  14. Mr Viper says:

    We prefer not to be called ‘Shotguns’; the Politically Correct term is “Short-Ranged Yet Equally Useful Weapons”.

  15. Staticrift says:

    I <3 Shotgun

    Alright you usually need a long-range weapon as well but the shotgun is ALWAYS awsome!

  16. soulofaqua says:

    I own in Call of Duty with a shotgun. Those things got range there!

  17. Lincoln says:

    The shotgun on Gears 2 has insanely long range, so it’s pretty useful.

  18. dickbutt says:

    In mass effect you can effectively snipe enemies with a shotgun, and 75% of the time they’ll fall down or at least be knocked back.

    • Ah, yes, fond memories of knocking people back over the edge during the Thorian mission…

  19. Will Pwn 4 Food says:

    1. The Terrible Shotgun, or 2480 damage by any other name would be as sweet.
    2. SPAS-12 from Half-Life 2. Secondary fire FTW!
    3. M90 CAWS wielded by Sarge. Now where’s Grif?

  20. Andrew says:

    Hawty, do you use the shotty?

    • newguy2445 says:

      “Posted by bs angel on August 28, 2009 at 11:50 am
      I play defense a lot so the shotty is my best friend. :)”

  21. newguy2445 says:

    Once again, BS cleverly disguises another Phallus in her blog. Bravo ;)

    • bs angel says:

      Someone else saw a penis and I didn’t?

      :hangs head in shame:

      • newguy2445 says:

        *COUGH*Graph*COUGH*

        Mind you, you have to picture it at an angle, but it gives new meaning to the term ‘pin dick’.

  22. SonofMacPhisto says:

    Personally, I’d have to say the most satisfying shotgun to use in a game is from Bioshock. Put two wheels on that thing and it’s a CANNON! Haha!

  23. IcyTreats says:

    ….Bioshock scares me.
    But surprisingly, Dead Space doesnt. Go figure.

  24. Kensai111 says:

    My graph looks a little different, it says “OMFG best weapwn ever!!” all the time.

  25. DethPwn says:

    You forgot “Water Park”, which is usually around the “WTF” area.

  26. Shurmanator says:

    Uh… have you used the shotgun in Modern Warfare? That thing is like a sniper, you shoot someone from 50 yards away and they’re meat chunks.
    So I disagree with the Call of Duty portion, but everything else is pretty much good

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